Hetstaine

here..have another one well. badoomp. I blame America for basically everything, the mag/clip thing is definitely highest on my list though, just above bubble wrap..which is actually Inflated Cushioning. Drives me insane and cause's me to post corrections on every packaging site i can get to in my waking hours. Dont even start on the your your'e thing either.. http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/44112-clips-vs-magazines-ods-guide-to-not-sounding-like-an-idiot-when-talking-about-ammo/page__hl__%20magazine%20%20clip http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/47702-clip-magazine-and-round-etc/page__hl__%2Bmagazine+%2Bclip http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/6643-a-brief-lesson-about-guns/page__hl__%20magazine%20%20clip http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/23904-terminology/page__hl__%2Bmagazine+%2Bclip etc etc :)

Oh..real life map.. http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=116056823501615590603.0004556195bbb265b2ed3

I was like 18, and I think at the time that was quite old for a new face, so we knocked off a few a long time.

oh..look..this thread again.

Wind blown and instantly freezing, spawned outside of Vorkuta , fuck these shakes..two fellow Featherman to the South West sprinting through the bare woods, rally point the Sebjan warehouse, then to the Old Hospital. Closest place to hit is the Northern Army Base then swim across the smallest part of Lubjansk Bay and beat feet, hopefully armed with more than a torch. Luck is in as i grab a can of beanz and a coke, an M16 with one mag and a 'nade finish my loot run. That'll do, up and legging it. Comms chatter picks up now, the other two are awaiting me on the mountain west of the warehouse, they have movers, two UAZ's and a ute pull up. 12 people dismount and start to raid the rusty heli on top of the hillside. The Featherman are pinned in the trees, if they move they will be spotted and they are not in a good posi for a firefight..2 v 12 , bad odds, no time to waste. I dive into the waters where even polar bears fear to swim and start swimming like a cat thrown in a creek. Up and out the other side shaking like a whore in church, head mountain side and meet up moving slowly. Shots are being fired as the militia crew is plinking zeds, nobody covering anyone elses back, Fun day at the park it seems. We split and take positions..go time. One Featherman pops up and takes out the first guy closest to him, before they can get their shit together he has dropped four more, gripping his M14 and peeling slowly back into the trees. An AS50 barks out and he falls, five taken with him, Featherman down. Myself and the other Featherman flank , shots are now erupting all around from the remaining seven, the other Featherman flanker drops two, over comms i know he is shaking like mad, hard to hit targets but keeping his fire up. He drops one more then takes two hits and passes out in the pine trees, no time to bandage in the midst of the firefight. I make my way down and come across the ute, knowing i only have 30 rounds i peer out and see one moving towards the downed Featherman, I use 5 rounds to take him down, damn these shakes, quickly change location. 25 rounds left to slam towards the remaining militia. Shots spang out near me as one fires towards and over the ute, rounds pinging off metal, i slam the deck and start rolling, He gets behind me and i smash off 4 more rounds dropping him faster than an overweight bride full of cheap wine . 21 rounds and only 2 militia left. I make my way up to the summit, work down to my fellow Featherman, exposed and dying. Shots start skipping near me, silence and surprise not an option anymore as i am coughing my ring out. I bring up my M16 and engage, hits taken by both sides but he drops first, my blood flashing i bandage on the spot. One duck left before we can goose it out of here. Over comms i know the other Featherman is up and bandaged, black and white screen, minimum blood. The as50 barks out again and i slide behind a small bump in the snow. I creep around and get him in my shaking sights , i am all over the shop like a dog shitting razor blades, select full auto and before i can open fire i pass out. Waiting for the timer i have no idea if he has seen me or moved. Slowly up again and i peek out from behind my small rise, he is still there scanning, on full auto i stitch him from legs to head and see him drop, blood fountaining, finger not off the trigger until the repetitive clicks tell me i am drier than Clint in the good the bad and the ugly. Immediately i slap feet down to him and begin looting, Well deserved blood bags and stanags, my fellow Feather is down with me and we blood up, Side channel has lit up..how many guys ? who the fuck where they ? is anyone still alive ? ..yes..two. We gear up from the scattered bodies and make our way to the land bridge to find our lost featherman.

filters.

...you can't. Debug is gone. Use the icon. Get used to it for standalone.

shia lawhat ? All i saw was SHIA LABEOUF SHIA LABEOUF. do not want.

pew pew pew

Steak..he swims where Polar Bears fear to tread..

Never been nuked...touch beanz.

definitely needs more bacon

i gave him beanz for mentioning vegemite, plus he knows we plunder.

ConkyKillz..your puppet is freaking me out.. o 0

you keep your patrol pack..

A. If they know you are there then just stay safe and keep a bead on any entrances. You keep quiet long enough and they will think you have aborted anyway. B. Reload hatchet, yell unitelligibly and charge. C. Throw cans , chems and flares. Make zed noises over direct. D. Tell them you have made a daisy chain of bambi ears for them to wear, tell them they are the only one you pine for..they are different from the others.. D. Tell them you have overwatch with a bead on them and to gtfo, if they dont.. pop a round and.. run RUN RUN RUNAWAY !

^^ place woodfires all around them and have a night time buy one get one free fire sale.

Steak...is that you bro ? This thread makes me thirsty..

You know i'm in. Mogileka Madness : Smash eight morphines and soak 4 boxes of painkillers in Dew, when the morph kicks in hatchet of your fingers and toes and replace with chemlights , smash down the Dew , eat one smoke grenade and slam hog through the forests yelling I AM ALIVE !!!

??? If he makes it that far, currently day 46/7, i would really like him to survive until sa launch, heckers are probably his worst threat atm. Do i just let him sit forever in the ether , alone in a forest waiting for his master to come bidding..a master who never will ? Take him to a hot spot and go out in a blaze of gunfire ? Try and eat him with his backpack like a 10 slot weapon ? Kamenka bridge suicide ? Full noise into a wall or over a cliff in a vehicle? Fight it out with the zeds in the middle of Electro until the last bullet ? Swan dive off a chimney ? Donate all of his goodies to some random still playing the mod and then retire him peacefully near a fire on a hill under the stars? Let him hop in a car/atv/heli/bus with Steak ?

Lots of good ideas..hatchet hoedown does seem like a nice bloody way to go out..limbless and bleeding. Will keep all posted ;)

:D

Ghilie suit..meh :) i would rather run around in a standard survivor or hero tablecloth anyday, if i find a ghillie i backpack eat it. The booty theory seems far more plausible, same reason i follow my partner when she is on with the female skin..although she says she does prefer following..

I would love to burn out a sniper from below who was lodged in a firestation or such, but i would shed tears if i saw the forests burn..my beloved forests.