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Everything posted by Hetstaine
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Xylophone Headlighted, Steer Powered Carriage?
Hetstaine replied to Steak and Potatoes's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
Xylophone sticks, rarest of rare item in game. Madness ensues with unlit illegal steer pulled carriage racing in the streets of Cherno. Bonus items..warm clothes for Namalsk. -
Nice. rip.
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Please don't implement passing stool
Hetstaine replied to Warp Theory's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
Dropping logs off the Cherno chimneys Running up to new spawns..'pull my finger..c'mooooon..pull it..' log cabins.. placing logs in backpacks of randoms and running away. Is that a log in your pocket ? waiting at the logby to get into game logging out.. Running into the forest ..logs..logs everywhere. Pulling up a stool in the Elektro pub.. -
Laser gunz. I ain't even happy until then... flashlight charged forcefields may subdue me somewhat though.
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What would you do if you could "fix" zombies/infected?
Hetstaine replied to #Sleepy's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
You know once they are in the van all skimpified up that we aint sellin' 'em. Not while they are wearing my best clothes anyway... -
Sorry man..i picked you as an MK type of guy..you want something lighter ? M16 acog ?
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What would you do if you could "fix" zombies/infected?
Hetstaine replied to #Sleepy's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
run behind Steak and redress them in skimpy outfits. -
If you were an in game item what would you be?
Hetstaine replied to Michaelvoodoo25's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Coupla quickies .. Curgon - Sturgeon..obviously. Derpy - Warm clothes.he is so nice and fluffy Fraggle - Definitely the map..with no compass ;) MichaelVodoo - Ak74kob, nice ,light and comfy, but also deady serious. Steak and Mash - Bicycle..everyone wants a ride. Inception - Ghillie suit/ cammo/civilian clothing..what will the next avatar be ? Puppetworx - Hot can of coke, thirst quenching but sorta eeeeeew ;) Orlok - Bunny rabbit..cute..but has a weird stare o 0 Serious Stan - Hunting Knife, inflexibly serious and straight to the point. Rage VG - Backpack on a dead dude, its always a surprise to find out whats inside. Chabowski - Toolbox, troubleshooter. Hacked in ammo crate - Half of the suggestion forum, full of shit you will mostly never use. Me ? .. Beanz baby.. beanz ..sometimes shit and othertimes really hits the spot. Bonus..cheap and readily available ;) -
Guess The Location ! (Chernarus)
Hetstaine replied to extinctsquirrel's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Lol..I thought it would went off first go myself :) as soon as i said 'edible' , then again i did not even think of Pavlovo. -
Combat loggers..the only two words you will ever need to read about them.
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I think i know that banana
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Guess The Location ! (Chernarus)
Hetstaine replied to extinctsquirrel's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
DING !! DING !!! DING !!!! :beans: -
Tired of DayZ? Not playing ArmA II anymore because of DayZ? Money wasted?
Hetstaine replied to privatewolf's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I generally look for real cover but if a post is all there is then so be it. -
Guess The Location ! (Chernarus)
Hetstaine replied to extinctsquirrel's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
;) Miles away sir :) -
Guess The Location ! (Chernarus)
Hetstaine replied to extinctsquirrel's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Yum..but no. Nein. Nyet. Sorry, i got detained by work load :) another bunch of hints ..the sea is to the south , there is a pond to the North, East and West of this edible sounding place. It is renowned for ...nothing. -
Devs - complete truth about inventory slots
Hetstaine replied to fire_hazard's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
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Already been said, play on high pop servers, low pop gets boring very very quickly.
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everyone's dog is going to die ;)
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Sometimes ;) Hilarity always ensued when the dogs turned tail and ran back, armed and ready to pop.. to their own trenches. They were also trained against stationary russian tanks so the noise of battle and the different sounding german tanks was somewhat unnerving as well as confusing.
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So you thought Hatchet Man was gonna Getcha?
Hetstaine replied to #Sleepy's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Mastering windows paint since 22 seconds ago. -
Guess The Location ! (Chernarus)
Hetstaine replied to extinctsquirrel's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I think a cloth for his eye may get him back on track. -
will the standalone support TrackIR?
Hetstaine replied to Rastamaus's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Computer says yes. -
Guess The Location ! (Chernarus)
Hetstaine replied to extinctsquirrel's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Derpy Fraggle ? ;) ...and no -
Guess The Location ! (Chernarus)
Hetstaine replied to extinctsquirrel's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
lol...thats what she said.. This one is only for Fraggle.. Hint..sounds edible -
Guess The Location ! (Chernarus)
Hetstaine replied to extinctsquirrel's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Milk is not an excuse ;)