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Hetstaine

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  1. Hetstaine

    Xylophone Headlighted, Steer Powered Carriage?

    Xylophone sticks, rarest of rare item in game. Madness ensues with unlit illegal steer pulled carriage racing in the streets of Cherno. Bonus items..warm clothes for Namalsk.
  2. Hetstaine

    Day 147: We died

    Nice. rip.
  3. Hetstaine

    Please don't implement passing stool

    Dropping logs off the Cherno chimneys Running up to new spawns..'pull my finger..c'mooooon..pull it..' log cabins.. placing logs in backpacks of randoms and running away. Is that a log in your pocket ? waiting at the logby to get into game logging out.. Running into the forest ..logs..logs everywhere. Pulling up a stool in the Elektro pub..
  4. Hetstaine

    Lock-On Rocket Launchers

    Laser gunz. I ain't even happy until then... flashlight charged forcefields may subdue me somewhat though.
  5. You know once they are in the van all skimpified up that we aint sellin' 'em. Not while they are wearing my best clothes anyway...
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    Someone has my cd key?

    Sorry man..i picked you as an MK type of guy..you want something lighter ? M16 acog ?
  7. run behind Steak and redress them in skimpy outfits.
  8. Hetstaine

    If you were an in game item what would you be?

    Coupla quickies .. Curgon - Sturgeon..obviously. Derpy - Warm clothes.he is so nice and fluffy Fraggle - Definitely the map..with no compass ;) MichaelVodoo - Ak74kob, nice ,light and comfy, but also deady serious. Steak and Mash - Bicycle..everyone wants a ride. Inception - Ghillie suit/ cammo/civilian clothing..what will the next avatar be ? Puppetworx - Hot can of coke, thirst quenching but sorta eeeeeew ;) Orlok - Bunny rabbit..cute..but has a weird stare o 0 Serious Stan - Hunting Knife, inflexibly serious and straight to the point. Rage VG - Backpack on a dead dude, its always a surprise to find out whats inside. Chabowski - Toolbox, troubleshooter. Hacked in ammo crate - Half of the suggestion forum, full of shit you will mostly never use. Me ? .. Beanz baby.. beanz ..sometimes shit and othertimes really hits the spot. Bonus..cheap and readily available ;)
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    Guess The Location ! (Chernarus)

    Lol..I thought it would went off first go myself :) as soon as i said 'edible' , then again i did not even think of Pavlovo.
  10. Combat loggers..the only two words you will ever need to read about them.
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    Ain't like that now.

    I think i know that banana
  12. Hetstaine

    Guess The Location ! (Chernarus)

    DING !! DING !!! DING !!!! :beans:
  13. I generally look for real cover but if a post is all there is then so be it.
  14. Hetstaine

    Guess The Location ! (Chernarus)

    ;) Miles away sir :)
  15. Hetstaine

    Guess The Location ! (Chernarus)

    Yum..but no. Nein. Nyet. Sorry, i got detained by work load :) another bunch of hints ..the sea is to the south , there is a pond to the North, East and West of this edible sounding place. It is renowned for ...nothing.
  16. Hetstaine

    More in game action...

    Already been said, play on high pop servers, low pop gets boring very very quickly.
  17. Hetstaine

    Exploading Dogs??

    everyone's dog is going to die ;)
  18. Hetstaine

    Exploading Dogs??

    Sometimes ;) Hilarity always ensued when the dogs turned tail and ran back, armed and ready to pop.. to their own trenches. They were also trained against stationary russian tanks so the noise of battle and the different sounding german tanks was somewhat unnerving as well as confusing.
  19. Mastering windows paint since 22 seconds ago.
  20. Hetstaine

    Guess The Location ! (Chernarus)

    I think a cloth for his eye may get him back on track.
  21. Hetstaine

    will the standalone support TrackIR?

    Computer says yes.
  22. Hetstaine

    Guess The Location ! (Chernarus)

    Derpy Fraggle ? ;) ...and no
  23. Hetstaine

    Guess The Location ! (Chernarus)

    lol...thats what she said.. This one is only for Fraggle.. Hint..sounds edible
  24. Hetstaine

    Guess The Location ! (Chernarus)

    Milk is not an excuse ;)
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