Hetstaine

A beacon at the end of the internetless tunnel..

That sure is a fine Musty Mr Holliday.

Pc, i don't own a console..but i do have a wicked as toaster.

I once went to investigate some map markers that were laid in the shape of a massive penis, thinking i would find something mushroom like and as grand as the pyramids of Giza i trekked and trekked,unfortunately no massive penis was found that day.

I plead the fifth.

The cities are nooby death trap pvp places..but handy for acquiring loot quick. Then gtfo and begin the trek to the upper regions of the map...enjoy the first journeys , they are the best.

Youtuber wants to be hunted down for shits and giggles..hunters offer server with standard silly male humour..dude jumps in with links to pictures of lynchings and dead people hanging from trees, references pointy white hat KKK clans, referring to posters as redneck hillbilly white trash. Claims this is the possible direction of Dayz. Seems legit.

Will make people more careful with zeds..the very thing that everyone has said is one of the most important things in the game. Zeds are a joke, zeds are too easy, zeds are a slight nuisance etc. sick.

I'm hearing ya man , i may actually use that next time ;)

Why would anyone assume or wonder if the bots would do anything else other than be inanimate is beyond me . Combat log fix - is it fixed if someone logs and then the bot continues fighting for the logger ? :facepalm:

No lol..last one was meant to be.. Approaching someone from behind with something you want - Do you believe in God ? I asked him for a Coyote pack, but i know God doesn't work that way...*BANG*..(takes coyote) ..all i gotta do now is ask for forgiveness.. Thanks for the edit too ;)

Lol..love this forum..

One liners have been mentioned, we need a scrollable list of corny one liners for certain circumstances.. Knifing someone - Stick around Shooting someone with a crossbow - I think he got the point Decapitating a zed - He really lost his head Killing a bunch of zeds in a mad shoot out - I guess their hearts just couldn't..beat it. Axing someone in half - Looks like he had to split Killing someone who has just started making a fireplace - ...wheres the beef. Killing someone in the post office - Signed..sealed..delivered. Getting hatchet attacked then killing your attacker - that was a close shave Walking into the shops and coming across a bunch of people looting a dead body - I have come here to eat beanz and kick ass..and i'm all outta beanz Coming across a sniper above Elektro - There are only two types of survivor i like, dead ones.. and...* BANG!* (kill sniper) ..i was never good at math. Approaching someone from behind with something you want - Do you believe in God ? I asked him for a Coyote pack, but i know God doesn't work that way...*BANG*..(

I don't even want to imagine the sound effect they would need to implement for running with a full load onboard..thankyou wabbit for the noises i am now imagining despite my best efforts, even thinking of Rick Astley is not helping them go.

Holy fuck. I never even thought to log out in the water..

An oldie but a goodie, you have my beanz simply for this line ... Thanks for the bubble moment. :beans:

Sorry forgot.... :emptycan:

I have never been infected by a zed in game since May :) Odds were way to high for my liking.

Slaps Demon in the face. My favourite part.

Wanda reference..now you are just fishing for beanz. Brilliant movie :thumbsup:

Stop it ! I lolled so hard i think i pulled a mussell !

Holy carp, being in a forum, in game..with fishing, sorta like a rock and a hard plaice.

carp

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