Hetstaine

Pssssh, as if Rocket would be lured into a big gaming company by the promise of naked woman snorting coke off his chest while swimming in a collection of dc shoes on top of a resort, in tibet..with nekkid sheep serving pretzels and the beer of the gods.

Home..sweet home.

Bean bath me , i'm naked now.

Teamkilled..and by a girl..tell her to empty a warehouse as well. :beans:

I need his address, tell him to clean out his cupboards because a truckload of beans is inbound.

Curgon was teamkilled ? who do i pay for that fine fine work ?

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Clowns ?

^ This thread. It needs its whole own forum. Thanks for the laughs at work all , even my dick hurts.

Anyone who licks stuff gets my approval, i like to lick everything. Congrats and deserved team Rocket :thumbsup:

This guy.

I was married once. It's no laughing matter :D

Some smaller creatures in the undergrowth would be cool too. Penguins for Namalsk.

I used to have mine set on max with the majorly bushy trees and high grass but really ? When most have it all dumbed down i don't see the point anymore. I dumbed it down on one server chasing some fps a while back and nearly had three babies out of my mouth when i realised how much more i could see and what a target i was hiding in trees and such where i was in absolute clear view. Hopefully something they address in the future so we are all on a more level playing field. For people getting shit fps because of outdated or shitty hardware like cheap ass laptops , new games should not be catering to that imo. I am totally disregarding the need for dumbing down because of armas shitty optimisation of course. Companies that sell crap laptops and lowend machines labeling them as gaming rigs should also be dickpunched.

Why am i even in this thread..

Where is your god now. I am not really fussed for new maps at all, Cherno feels like dayz, the other ones have been ok in their own way but going back to Cherno always feels like home. The amount of people still on Chernarus maps (nearly a a year later) atm shows it is still the number 1 map.

Could not find this , maybe i searched like a noob, maybe i need more coffee, maybe i need you baby. Sniper areas and the standard pvp spots can be 1st only zones- but will employ a height map type deal for these zones . Once you enter the red area and above a certain height you are restricted to 1st-totally. You will still have 3dp for trolling around elektro streets but as soon as you jump on a ladder, a set of stairs or anything above ground level 1st locks in. You want to go snipe from any of the vantage points looking down on Elektro, Cherno, Balota, Stary etc you are in 1st mode. Major firefight spots with barracks could be different insofar as they can have a zone around them where they are ONLY 1st so then anyone sitting just off the runway will have to employ the same view as old mate trying to get into the field cautiously through a treeline. He will not have to worry about someone kicking back in 3dp viewing the complete area with a godlike view. Dodgy map below as a basic reference. Idea is just that and would of course need to be refined as i can see a few flaws already, but thats the basics. Thoughts ?

Cholera ridden bandit pushes faeces into any holes in tank exterior until survivor is overcome with smell and or fear of sickness ;)

Heres the deal, why don't you read the whole thread before jumping in with the standard 'anti 3d' reply. * bangs head on desk and talks to brick wall*

Do you not have Puegot's over there Derps ? As soon as they smell anything other than sealed road over here they fall apart and instantly blow up at the sight of a bush let alone a tree.

I thought that was already happening ? Maybe i read a dev post wrong somewhere ? wtf.. obviously my rum-to-blood count is too low :o I don't have too much of a problem with the whole 3dp deal Chab, more thinking aloud about the whole god mode view when at height. Anyone got any spare rum ? I am way too shagged to continue a decent conversation without any alcohol :emptycan:

@Chab.. i been playing 1st for so long that going 3dp freaks me out :) plus 3rd always makes me feel like someone else is controlling my shit and i am a mere spectator, i want to smell my dudes fear sweating out from under his reeking chaffed armpits when he is in a tight sitch and i cannot smell that true grit from the ufo camera unfortunately.

So what does this say..3dp is easier, so people play it by default because they do not like the challenge or simply find it too hard to be locked in 1st all of the time ? Or is it just simply i use it because it is there, plus i can look over and around stuff ? Just wondering what your views are :)

Problem is there generally is not enough off them because more like and find 3dp markedly easier or get dizzy in 1st (which is easily fixed with the headbob option). We all watched as most of the old hardcore/vet 1st servers died off last year. Some of the aspects of 3dp i like, running out in the open fields and just simply looking around taking it all in, checking out my tight ass or getting screenies with my char in the shot. It would be cool if they could implement a way for both to be available in the game and lose the around the corner and god mode views. At least they have already implemented entering combat as a 1st only deal so no 3dp view firing bullshit :)

Oooops sorry man :D With a closer cam view (Bat above) incorporated maybe they could kill two birds with one can of beans.