Hetstaine

^ ...this guy :beans:

i only ever fly drunk, no concentration when sober ..cemetery full at pustoshka to prove it ;) That's me you twat :) cleanshaven version. I know your avatar has been trying to tongue me for ages buit i didn't know you could get to me in game..fark.

I expected nothing less :) There is still so many options for tinned food, when you want a filling main course.. or just a lite little snack...mmmmmm candwich.. and of course the immortal canned chook..

The old classic thread from June last year, i chucked it all together here for posterity.. 100 THINGS LEARNED Might get you through your pie or sandwich at lunch ;)

Nice work Joey..what size were Klesh's condoms ?

5 streak helicrash achievement unlocked :beans:

Yes. The world is ending. It's that bad.

My new cooling fans arrived today..

Steak's driving. One time i went for a drive with him and we didn't die.

I do about 80-100 mb per hour.

One of my mates gave up on Dayz not long after they took out the starter weapon. When i told him the update canned the Mak he said..thats it, i'm out. He did like the ability to serverhop though as he believed that was a cool 'tactic'. I gave up trying to explain the game to him after that. He started to tell me how awesome his nightly (unmentioned fps) kill streaks are, i asked him if he wants to know how much of his printer i can fit in his mouth. You either like it or you don't ,tell him to jump in and get his feet wet.

Go DayZ !

Good stuff , the team that plays together stays together :thumbsup:

Meh. Had a heap of multiquotes on the go but we are more than likely in skimming territory now anyway. 3dp- Pros- 472% easier than 1st cons- 472% easier than first disclaimer, those percentages may be lower than actual The big hoo ha that everyone makes (yes..hoo ha) about 1st not being intuitive enough or i cannot see enough peripheral or its not like real life (said in whiny little voice that one) means..'i cannot see everything in the massive 3d god like mode that makes this game so much easier'. 3rd is only one step away from having a marker on everyones char. Why do most not play 1st only servers ? Because 3rd is 472% easier. Flame away. How is seeing everything you cannot see immersive in any way. Playing in third gives a much higher degree of holy fuck moments and you have to be a lot more careful, you have to actually think about how to approach an area or a player, not watch everything from the safety of god view and then react accordingly in the safe bubble of eye in the sky view. I have played both , 1st mainly and for immersive moments it pisses on 3dp. In bucket loads. Is it so hard to snap view look to your left and right or use the freelook option ? No..it is not, and those views gives you a full range of view except things you can not and should not be able to see. The way so much of the for 3dp debate goes is that ' oooo but i have to poke my body around a corner to see someone' well poke your head around and risk it you fairy.' i don't get as much peripheral as i do in real life, let me just snap to 3rd and see everything everywhere like in real life...' use your snap views or freelook . It takes literally no time at all to be aware of everything around you when staying 1st. I do not understand how so many people think they are so very limited in the 1st view in this game. If 3rd was not so exploitable then this topic would not keep coming up, as it stands it is just simple mode and a highly pvp based part of the game that takes away a lot from the dayz experience. When i have played in 3rd dayz loses a whole shit ton of it's dayzeeness and become lazyness, but i do like it for the screenshots where i can include my char , thats it. I would like to know how many people have actually put in enough good sessions of 1st and actually come to the conclusion that they choose 3rd because it is easier..not more immersive or some other twaddle. Play the game how you want really but a lot of the reasons constantly stated for having to use third slide like shit down an sbend. rant out..please continue. oh yeh OP ..not too bad :) I hope they do come up with a way to retain both and find a happy medium. The best idea i have seen for keeping third as a non exploit type view is to have the camera locked as close as possible to the char so you can only see what is directly around you, say a circle of three feet and no possibility to move the camera to look over objects higher than the player. I imagine most would still not like this though as it would render the whole 3dp virtually useless anyway.

I remember both of those girls.

Nice find

Pub hero at 122 dayz and ended up getting sniped at Stary when i logged in to put some time on him after a week leaving him stranded in a tent. Two minutes after i logged in two helis appeared over top of the tent i was in, full night..no moon, no nvgs..i gave them to a noob on the beach a couple of months back. Long story short i thought fuck it, gonna die eventually might as well be now, had a DMR, M14 and the mighty hatchet. Got sniped from a guy who had parateleported from a chopper and cut me off while the other choppers were herding me. I put a fair bit of time into that char, he was my first hero skin and i sorta wanted him to remain in the ether once standalone came out. Dude had been teleported in a mass server beach gathering and survived, been shot and knocked out and survived, been wounded at the NW field and in Berezino, fought the mighty door of death in a random farm area, Lost count of the amount of rabbits he had chased down trying to hatchet kill He was a trooper. A moment of silence for all the dead

Yes, yes they are, moonchild. Never go..wait up ..Curgon ?

^

I know...thankyou, but its not always about size.

Standalone hero skin..

Virgin, I feel for you man, i had Virgin and i would get better internetz when hooking up a shoelace to my pc and leaving anything Virgin related outside in the rain as far away from my pc as possible. ^ Dayz really is an internet pig.

For the price of nakedness, yes...yes you can.

Last one was brilliant Maca :D