Toxygen

Thanks a bunch man, updated my AMD Drivers and deleted my old profile and created a new one, one of those two things fixed my problem apparently.

Zgraphz, I'll take you up on that teamviewer offer, nothing I've done is working. My skype is Toxygennn (you can't receive anymore PMs.)

I've exhausted all efforts save the grabbing a blunt object and beating the shit out of it, I believe my Day Z is kill. I completely load into a server to the point where I get requesting authentication, and then when that goes through at the point where a normal person would spawn in, my game stops and goes into a menu where it just says Private George Smith, duration: 0 and I get the option to disconnect. When I disconnect, the screen goes gray, and DayZ crashes. No other messages.

Thank you for this post, I will attempt everything you just listed.

Or you have pacthed Arma 2 beta patch on Dayz commander? Yes, i did do the beta patch, am i not supposed too?

Yes

Have done that as well as going as far as uninstalling and reinstalling both ArmA 2 and ArmA 2: OA, still get this error. And yes, I'm on the latest patch.

No matter what server I try to connect to or what version the server is running and what version I downgrade to via DayZ Commander, I always disconnect after loading the server entirely. I get a menu that just says Private George Smith Duration: 0 and then I click disconnect and it gray screen crashes, this is for every single server, and it's persisting through uninstall/reinstall and through downgrading versions. I would really appreciate any help, I've exhausted all my ideas.

I almost want to join simply because Hellsing is my all-time favorite anime, and I'm not a huge fan of anime. But then again I feel like you'll be plagued with misinformation and immaturity. Ah, I just read the part that you must be 18 or older, now I'm more interested in joining again... hm...

You're cute :)

Loud as fuck.

7,8,9

Tell your friend to do some target practice :P

Dude, not to hate or anything, but you're an awful shot with that sniper rifle. Good job on looting dupers, though.