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This pretty much explains it.

Haha oh god "Trance Fusion" There's your trance fusion.

Fuel tank leak. Find a fuel tank parts

You put barbed wire infront of your neighbours house so you can loot the respawns in the morning

This. I find alot of friends. But then I kill them. Just don't kill them then you have what you want.

You post on facebook "Any friendlies in [insert local town]?"

TiredlessEthan from MCPVP? 2nd person I've seen on the DayZ forums from MCPVP now.

Well, it depends how well it would work. It depends if it would keep it as the same hardcore zombie survival game it is rather than an MMO. Besides, I'm not sure how this would be coded into ArmA, I guess he could make one of those custom GUI's I see on alot of ArmA2 mods.

When you get home from work you park your car in a bush so nobody jacks it.

Where is this mysterious place?

Today some guy flew over electro and cherno not giving a fuck almost showing off to me sitting in the fire station.

best one yet

Green Mountain? RIP DrMcLeod

I think you're confused. M107 and AS50 are very similar guns. Both one hit kills, 50. caliber and anti-material. "A hidden semi-automatic sniper rifle" - You probably mean the SVD Camo. Between AS50 or SVD, I'd take the SVD. It's great for good marksmen who like to crawl in the grass, and its scope rangefinder is a dream.

Agreed. While the change was operated by ArmA II, rather than the DayZ mod itself, you would have thought BHI would have taken into consideration as to how it would affect DayZ, their primary source of traffic by far.

Going to Cherno or Electro means you will only kill noobs who have fresh-spawned. If you want real kills hunt around Stary and NWA.

When you think of it like that, this is hilarious

It doesn't. Getting sick is so rare. You're fucked. You need antibiotics.

A headshot. End of. Or he had a high power rifle like an AS50, but a headshot is more likely.

Just found a V3S, hid it, but now I need to note down the server and location on my stashes.txt file I use to keep a log of all my riches. Too bad I didn't look at the server before joining it. Is there a way to find out without leaving and risking losing it?

But the V3S despawned, FUCK, I tried to save it knowing the server was about to reset but I was being chased by zombies so I just hoped for the best. Well time to play for another 20 hours before finding such a majestic vehicle.

Found it, nvm

How about if the server just reset and now I need to find out which server I was on without being in it? I think it was Swedish and GMT-6, and veteran Is there a server history anywhere?

I need a UK server, preferably one that is daytime when it is night IRL since I mainly play at night. Tired of joining ridiculously unstable servers.