Greenhound

TSIA

This pretty much explains it.

Haha oh god "Trance Fusion" There's your trance fusion.

Fuel tank leak. Find a fuel tank parts

You put barbed wire infront of your neighbours house so you can loot the respawns in the morning

This. I find alot of friends. But then I kill them. Just don't kill them then you have what you want.

You post on facebook "Any friendlies in [insert local town]?"

TiredlessEthan from MCPVP? 2nd person I've seen on the DayZ forums from MCPVP now.

Well, it depends how well it would work. It depends if it would keep it as the same hardcore zombie survival game it is rather than an MMO. Besides, I'm not sure how this would be coded into ArmA, I guess he could make one of those custom GUI's I see on alot of ArmA2 mods.

When you get home from work you park your car in a bush so nobody jacks it.

Where is this mysterious place?

Today some guy flew over electro and cherno not giving a fuck almost showing off to me sitting in the fire station.

best one yet

Green Mountain? RIP DrMcLeod

I think you're confused. M107 and AS50 are very similar guns. Both one hit kills, 50. caliber and anti-material. "A hidden semi-automatic sniper rifle" - You probably mean the SVD Camo. Between AS50 or SVD, I'd take the SVD. It's great for good marksmen who like to crawl in the grass, and its scope rangefinder is a dream.