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Grimey Lori
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Grimey Lori replied to Isador Akios's topic in General Discussion
Mr. Isador Akios, I want you to kill my insane husband, Grimey Rick. He's a cold, heartless bastard. Every time I shatter my marital bonds by riding another man's schlong, he blows off their face with a .357! How is a girl supposed to maintain a healthy amount of cocks inside her when her deranged husband is following her around Chernarus laying waste to all of her potential sperm donors? He doesn't really reside on any one server, however, if it's full, he's more than likely there. His in-game name is Grimey Rick; sometimes he adds an emoticon to the end of his name, but he's the only Grimey Rick out there. His name is a play on the words "grimy" and "Grimes". "Grimey" is slang for a morally reprehensible deed, and he certainly lives up to this definition in his day-to-day activities. I'm sure if you tried to add him to Steam, he'd welcome the challenge of a bounty hunter and add you so that you could track his movements. He's so sure of himself he'd probably even give you regular updates of his position within Chernarus. Please Isador, kill him! If you do, I'm sure I could find space in this gaping chasm I call my vagina for your little friend, too. =) Lots of lust, Grimey Lori ♥ xoxo ♥
