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Fishmitts

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  1. Fishmitts

    I feel really, really bad...

    Goddamn Brony's..*sigh*.. I really truly fucking hate you guys..
  2. Fishmitts

    I feel really, really bad...

    Its not like the guy steps on kittens in RL. It was just his way of saying "HI"," welcome to DayZ".
  3. sico.guildlaunch.com There are about 35-45 of us, people from all over so theres always someone to play with 27/7. Just paste the link and apply. We have our own server and use TS3. We will be getting a dedicated sometime next week.
  4. Fishmitts

    Vehicles designed by Al Quaeda?

    Yea the Atv is notorious for that. Hit a little lag and that sucker will flip faster than a indited mobster. Just stay offem. As far as vehicles are concerned, drive like grandma and you'll be ok.
  5. Fishmitts

    US 1162 Banned

    I want you to read and re-read that sentence, and then punch yourself in the face......... That was not hard enough, do it again. Love ya buddy.:)
  6. Yawn.. Go make me a sandwich.
  7. I feel like I'm in 5th grade again reading this bullshit, hey OP, were you the little rat fuck in school that tattled on everyone? We dont cheat, we dont ghost, and we sure as shit dont hack. Go find someone else to bother.
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    New players cant get past learning curve

    You noobs need to realize this is the pinnicle of hardcore PC gaming at its finest. You guys jumped head first into a shit storm, and I dont feel one bit sorry for ya. Suck it the fuck up. Also, it pains me to see a whiny thread like this and some people are still willing to help. Screw the OP, he's rude and bitchy and I'm thinking we should start ignoring these kind of posts. Personally, I dont think the Mod's that difficult, but then again, I run with a very experienced clan. Truth be told, I think EvE is way harder as far as a learning curve is concerned. This is how much ass we kick.
  9. Fishmitts

    Just got killed by a fuckin tree...

    Why yes, yes he is. And yea, the bitches be ours. Here's a bag o' dick..Snack on it.
  10. Fishmitts

    Americans = faggots

    Ohh bullshit, you werent offended lol. And btw, Being pissed or hate at a COUNTRY is not racist, putting down a people of religion, skin color is. I hate Italy, not racist, just think the country sucks.
  11. Fishmitts

    How could i make DayZ run faster???

    What really helped me was to alt-tab while in the lobby and shut down the launcher. Zero lag after I tried that.
  12. Fishmitts

    What is it with people...?

    Why are some of you so helpful to people who do nothing but complain? Fuck it. I'll start a thread about it.
  13. Fishmitts

    Do you like to sniper, Why?

    I use a sniper rifle for the same reason I throw rocks at squirrles. The squirrles tend to bitch less though.
  14. Ohh Christ...It's..Never fucking mind..
  15. Whack? Fucking Whack? "Dis game is like friggin wack yo". wack wack wack wack wack wack wack wack wack wack.......wack wack wack wack wack wack wack
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    Prove Me Wrong

    I wouldnt shoot because I need your food and water. I'd shoot you because my family needs it. And I would not think twice.
  17. What you are describing is utopian. There will never be a sandybox game like that as long as there are other players involved. Ever. But there are some solutions that can be adressed to make the game a little less frustrating for you people. Weapons. There too easy to find, and theres too many of them. Personally, I would make ammo extreamly scarce to the point that you would think long and hard about fireing your wep... Then again, if we didnt have firearms we would just gather up, grab an axe or a crowbar and go to town. The word "noob" would be replaced with the word "seal", and we'd gleefully club the living shit out of em. Duping. I know its a glitch and will be fixed but right now its rampant. No one cares about losing their stuff because after their killed they just go back to their tent and gear up. No big deal. While we dont condone that kind of behavior in our clan, I cant babbysit everyone. And Ive heard rumors that some clans promote it.
  18. Hmmm, and what will the be the name of this all girl clan? How's about the "Killdashians". BeastBarbies? Ummm, Shootmenonsight?
  19. Fishmitts

    Day Z etiquette

    Depends on how geared up you are, and how many buddies are playing with ya. When we run into Electro fully armed 10-15-20+, Zombies, food, water, is an afterthought. We now dictate the action of other players.. Thats what I love about this game, every time I play, I could write a short story.
  20. Fishmitts

    Day Z etiquette

    Golden rule? Yea, dont bitch on the forums when you die.
  21. Fishmitts

    People are horrible.

    First off I'm not your pal, buddy. Second, My friend and clanmate Zolfo and I, offered our teamspeak to help out new players frustrated with the game and have helped 40+ so far and counting. Btw, calling me a nerd that got bullied is not only un-original, it's fucking stupid. That, and bringing up CoD is also just as brain dead. I'm thinking you need new material. So I'm just going to go out on a limb here and say i've done more for this community in a positive sence than you have just posting yer psychobabble bullshit. See you in Cherno. us 454.
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    People are horrible.

    Dont you realize the more you bitch the sweeter your tears are? I killed a guy today that went into a hospital that stood right in front of an apartment building. Had he not been lazy and swept the area before he went in he might have lived. Point being, most of the kills I get are people who drop their guard. Play smarter, live longer.
  23. Fishmitts

    Douchebag players everywhere I go...

    The game has evolved or de-evolved to the point that you cant trust anyone except your clan mates, and even they shoot me in the ass every now and then..
  24. Fishmitts

    People are horrible.

    I'm the nicest guy in RL, but I will shoot your axe wielding noob ass in a heartbeat, and laugh so hard the dog starts barking. ( and I'm over 40)
  25. Fishmitts

    Recruit/Regular/Veteran/Expert difficulties

    The biggest difference is player tags. In regular they can be seen, in vet they cant. Being able to see tags makes it more easy for snipers, not being able to see them makes it more easy for team kills. Imo, anyway.
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