Fishmitts

I'm pissed, thanks for that, now go clean the erasures for the teacher like a good pet.

Yea, your clever. And you wonder why you have no friends. Sorry, "ALPHA". better?

I'm thinking everyone took this out of context. What I'm thinking he meant was, yer wife is hot, you have a beautiful child, therefor I dont feel sorry for you because you have a great life. Just a guess, but I dont think he meant it hatefully. Edit: Its easy to have a knee jerk reaction, but sometimes you have to read between the lines. And no, I dont know the guy.

We banned 10 guys in a 3hr time period this shit is so rampant. And yes, we have the logs to prove it. But really bud, All I can say is, Welcome to PC gaming. Now, if you wanted, you could just host your own game and not be connected to the hive.

No, you are a bullshit artist. And a shitty one at that. Lets put this into perspective, "How to shoot a Heli down with a enfield".? Do you take us for idiots? How fucking stupid to post such crap, and yea on a private server? I watched youre silly ass all gleefully fireing zero skills. Just stop your nonsence.

Fishbutts? Thats all you got hacker? Nah, j/k, but proclaiming to be pro is just d-bag. D-bag.

Not my clan server, just call bullshit when I see it. Bro.

That statement right there is fucking gold "bro". Pro? Moms yelling, time to let yer sister use the computer.

You didnt shoot down shit. Right place, right time. And the music sucks. But the 13yr old noobs might buy into it.

Upper right hand corner, match your thingy to the thingy, graphic stuff, theres two, yup, make sure they match. set on high. alt=tab and exit launcher while in the lobby it helps frame rates... I'm pretty drunk right now while lisnening to my idiot clan mates in ts... Yea, sorry, umm., im hungry

We run high end raids on other servers, everything from enemy tents to well, everything. As long as you dont have that "pro" attitude, your more than welcom to PM me. Just know that we dont put up with knowitall sillyness.

Casuals are fine, but you really need a mic. RL always trumps the clan, thats why we have Admins, we have NO life. The mic is important because if we can't talk to you and know where your at, you will get zapped. Or worse, you'll shoot me. :) Dont worry about how much you can play, as long as your a nice guy, you will always have a home/clan to play in.

You have a dupe, first two quotes...slacker.

If you have never played Arma as I'm sure a lot of you haven't you probably have a ton of questions about the interface, gameplay, and many other things! I would like to extend an invitation to my teamspeak3 server where my buddies and I will go over any and all questions you might have. DayZ can be a foreboding place, especially on your own. Once you learn the basics feel free to run off on your own, or you are more than welcome to stick with us. Were a friendly adult group, but we do take the game seriously, and Patience is a serious virtue in this game. So if your interested shoot Dez a PM and he will be more than happy to send you our TS3 info.

http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/11517-having-difficulty-we-got-your-back/#entry119149

Hmmm, you might just want to say fuck it and run with us. sico.guildlaunch.com

Get a mic. Join a clan.. You will learn more in 3hrs than you would playing by yourself in a week. Just for fun, last I was killed by a fucking hacker, I decided to see what all the fuss was about and not ask a clan member for assistance. I had not tryed to survive by myself since the last few patches. It aint easy. And I know the game. Here's my little senario: Crawl crawl crawl, and fucking crawl somemore. Shit! Got aggro, run up a mountain, ok, lost'em.. Fuck, where am I? Got to cherno industrial.Gun shots..Hit the dirt. Patience.Wait half an hour. Worked my way SLOWLY to the apartments. Hit all the buildings. Got lucky and geared a bit, found a enfield and sat in a window overlooking a hospital. Patience. What seemed like an hour goes by some survivor goes into the hospital...pop. Got a akm, ammo, med's, soda, condoms, pasta, fucking bailed. Gave myself a high five, got on ts, and had a clanmate pick my sorry ass up. He asked me, "what the fuck are you doing"? I answered, "just seeing what its like to be a noob". My point is, play like your in real life. Go slow. Think before you act. It takes time, but if you stick with it, this will be one of the best games you have ever played. Good luck buddy.

Possible? I'll tell you whats probable. We could just dedicate our clan to fuck with you 24/7 and flood our boys in to the point yer getting picked just spawning. Fucking crabmeat. Ever hear of the term "Zerg"? Your a bandit clan, and you dupe. No one will feel sorry for you.

All five teams? lol, yer gonna rape 60 guys? Good fucking luck.

There was one team who went in and yea yer shit was all taken out and tents saved. The satchel charges did nothing to the tents. The boys frapped the raid showing all items removed, so yea, you got lucky. Kinda funny how you use the word "He". Thats just one team, we have five more just like em.

You should be able to add the game to steam via your cd key.

Hmm, So you go into a guys site that works for Bohemia, in order to ripoff Bohemia.? You sir, without a doubt, are the tool of the week. Lets give this man an award.

http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/11517-having-difficulty-we-got-your-back/#entry119149

http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/11517-having-difficulty-we-got-your-back/#entry119149

Join a clan, you would not be in this mess if you were running with us. Edit: This was written by a clanmate of ours. Love these guys. Don't know if I would be still playing DayZ if it weren't for them. So the story goes: I've had been playing DayZ a little less than a week. A personal friend of mine got me into the game so we'd frequently jump on skype and play together. Over the course of my first week my character never survived more than a few hours of playtime and on only one occasion did I find another player willing to team up (and not betray me later mind you). After we died somewhere northeast, I respawned at elektro one evening. I was running solo and hit up a red residential building. It was the first time I found an ALICE pack and I thought it was the greatest thing ever. I continue looting the town without any encounters with another player. At this point I had my ALICE, a sidearm, food, drink, and all my necessary tools. I start to head toward the north fire station in elektro and as I'm crouching up the ladder a military zed pops out and smacks me unconscious. Fearing for my life and not knowing I could Alt F4 to save it at this point, I wait as the zombie eats chunks off of me. I wake back up and unload my magazine into the zed, bandage myself, and log out with <1000 blood. With the fear of dieing to lose my new ALICE pack I didn't log back in and instead hopped on the forums hoping to find a group of some sorts. I stumbled across this thread, got the TS3 info from Fishmitts, and he moved me down into a channel with four other guys. After giving them my location, I waited as this small rescue force came half way across the map just to help out an inexperienced player that they didn't even know. Volun Shade and his crew cleared out the fire station and gave me the all clear to log back in. They promptly fixed my broken leg and gave me a blood transfusion. I was recruited into his squad and ran countless missions with him including base location, town raids, airfield raids, and other rescue missions. I soon became the second in command to Volun's squad and a leader of my own squad in the weeks that came. It's nice to have people you can count on if things go south. People you can play with consistently and trust. People that wont shoot first and ask questions never. =FTS= Sgt. Lyrebird, Leader of Squad Three