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  1. I'll start off. I was geared up with everything, from clothing to weapons and all. And then I got killed while I was in a sniper house, ironic eh? But anyways, I was really furious when I got killed. I respawned and took a long run on the road. I soon then encounter a man just standing in the middle of the road. I just decided to punch the crap out of him because I was still mad from earlier xD. A couple seconds later, he was on the ground and kid started talking to me. He said, "Aww man, YOU'RE A POO. You are such a poo man, what an anus. You are such an anus!". I pursue with the punching and he continued calling me a poo. I never laughed so hard in my life lol. I replied back with "I hate you but I don't know why!". Anyways, what are some of your stories? XD
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    Your weird/odd/funny encounters in DayZ

    Hahahaha, that is pretty weird man. I've never seen that before xD
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    Your first kill

    I was in the town, Cernaya Polana scavenging for some supplies. I was looking through the grocery store near the center of the town. Mind you, I had some good gear including the Long Horn magnum gun (anything I shot with this gun killed them instantly). I walked back outside from the grocery store and noticed a man crouching in the middle of the road with his shotgun out. He had it ready in his hands to shoot. Luckily, I was behind him and he didn't notice me until he turned around and pointed the gun at me. I just happened to have my gun aiming at him, and just before we could say anything to each other, I let my Long Horn do the talking for me. BAM Shot him right chest. He fell over to the ground and actually managed to say something to me lol. He said "Uh excuse me." but it was too late for him to say anything else because I hacked him up with my chopping axe to make sure he was dead. Needless to say, I actually felt really guilty when I killed him because I didn't know if his intentions were good or evil. That was how my first kill went.
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