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Ehm,i got 1 "shot-killed" by a dang zombie ._. So what happened,i was runnin around,zombie comes up to me,hits me 1 time and ... >YOU'RE DEAD<

Imagine if that happened ._. bandits would gather a hord of 1000 armed npc's and purge berezino ._. god dang it,think ;)

Welcome 2 Hell boy' Hoo-ah!

I know,ya'll want cars and stuff like that,but in my opinion that will ruin the game,... Why? Well,i love to run around the map,explore,go hunt and do stuff like that,imagine how will berezino and other "war places" look like once they add choppers and airplanes,..i mean,that will be the mess... And there will be no more fun wasting time on running all the way to North-west airfield,no more fun running around all day...i mean,it will all be gone... Alot of people want cars,but are you quite sure about that? I mean,i don't know about you guys,but i prefer exploring...

Yu hez ma benz fur gud englezh :beans: :beans: :beans: :beans: :beans: :beans: :beans:

I don't know what to think >_>

What you got against pinao house ;) swagy buildin' ! i don't want no more shet in this game,every new town - lag af

Berezino will be filled with crashed cars and boddies that were hitt' by the cars ._.

Ahaahaha i've just did it,been laughin hardly lmfao

I'm all black :) my clan calls me Beyonce,black fem character,Black cargo pants,tactical shert,black high capacity vest,mosin,improvised backpack,black bandana and glasses :) pretty much,you can't see me on night server :)

God damn it people,its Chernarus ain't no god damn US city,its CHERNARUS! Own state,back in some 1990 shit,old school,and ya'll want god damn theaters? toy stores? whatchu some maniacs o_O ? God damn be this community ._. trynna make this game some super mario shit?

You want surviving in wildness? Go play Rust and The Forest i guess ._.

Just used their service :D I'm satisfied ;)

I don't know wether i should pick NEAF or Berezhino xd I'd go for both,but if i'm choosing by action,its NEAF,as Berezhino has huge amount of hackers ._.

Nah,it just wasn't cool,you could've ignored them,and don't lie,first 2 guys were in the trees lookin at the castle,and you sprayed em you twat

Oh you twat,i know who you are,you were killing people that were hunting Silo,and you didn't even speak to Morgan or anyone. I was there watching you all the time as i checked your screen. People who you were killing were on your team,so learn to play on the events instead of going around and killing people who were hunting Silo and his crew. YOU SUCK !

Wait,was the blue Berry who killed a guy in a corner,and the guy who you've killed? Anyways i've enjoyed,you got my like and sub ;)

Got my bean for that xd Anyways,i think they work,once i was playing with it,and a guy started speakin' so we communicated :D It was before the newest update though

Ikr .... I get around 20 fps in Towns,40 in the forests and 50-55 in the fields... And he gets 50 and >ITS BAD< ? Jump off the cliff bra,you got some issues ;)

Whatever you do,don't dupe > its for newbies Don't server hop so you get better loot,its adventure game[not] so explore Don't trust people with clown masks > bandits Keep off the airfield unless you're armed > same goes for Berezino Trust nobody! Welcome to DayZ.

Go to Steam > Library > All Games > Right click on DayZ > Properties > Local Files > Verify integrity of game cache > After its done,this is what you're going to do Go to SteamApps > Common > DayZ > On dayz icon go right click > Properties > Go to COMPATIBILITY > Check Disable Deskop Composition > click Okay Now,on the same dayz icon in you're steamapps>common>dayz just go right click > run as administrator. If this doesn't work,lets do other thing : Go to steam > library > all games > right click dayz > properties > local files > Delete local game contect After its done go to C:\Users\YOURNAME\AppData\Local > find DayZ and just remove it > after its done,go to MY DOCUMENTS and remove everything there > then just go to Control Panel and remove game from there[if its not there,its all cool] After you've done it all,install game,after installation,try to run the game,if it still occurs,restart pc. This is what i told my friend to do,and it helped him He was using win 8.1 so he didn't have Disable Desktop Composition,if you're win7 user,try doing only that,if it doesn't help,do everything i told you,and it will hopefully help you Peace, Alex

You gave me a nice laugh yo

Bandits are fun,banditry is even more funnier. I'm not a bandit,but i enjoy watching my friends doing it,and i enjoy being taken hostage by hilarious bandits They make the game.

This is what happened to me I was on a clan server,it was just me and a guy from the clan[he was leader,read and you'll know how i got to know that] So i was just chillin in my tent near berezino,i decided to take a lovely look at Berezino,when i saw a guy on the roof of single Apartments... I went there,came from his back,and killed him... In the same moment he banned me ... what a vagina

Its alex u dummie xd