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  1. JKflipflop

    Ultimate Solution to Hackers

    So bad. 1/10. Would not read again.
  2. JKflipflop

    six launcher

    Start OA with the shortcut called "Run Arma2 operation arrowhead beta", then go into the main menu. Then to the expansions section and make sure DayZ is checked. Check it if it's not already then restart the game.
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    That was too easy.

    LOL so stupid. How about we just make the zombies invincible and able to hit on the run? Plus, we'll make them 10 times as fast and give them 1KM vision. . . now that would be HARD!! That would be the best game evar!!! Amirite? Oh I have a better idea. How about we make the zombies spawn with AS50's and have their AI cranked up to 150%?! I mean if harder is better, lets just make it totally fucking impossible! Surely that will make the game even better, right? Amirite?
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    DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?!

    Cool story, br. . . Actually that was stupid.
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    Pending Update: Build 1.7.2.4

    Removing the respawn button is stupid until you give us the ability to pick where we spawn.
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    Arma update nerfed revolver?

    This bug sucks. It just makes the zombies annoying.
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    The best player in dayZ

    Hence, why Ragnarok would do a species good.
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    Persistent cough??

    Don't give me that shit when loot respawns in convenient little piles all over the place. I don't mind that they're rare or anything, I just hate this practice of doing mental gymnastics in a weak attempt to convince others that anything in this game is somehow "real".
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    Truth Time Rockett

    Left 4 Dead has sold multiple millions of copies. So far this mod is up to 750K.
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    How many FPS?

    Your hard drive is very important to this game as well because it's constantly streaming textures into a virtual ram space. If you have a shitty 5400rpm low density laptop drive it won't be able to stream very well especially if you're trying to force hi-res textures. Get an SSD for it if you don't already have one.
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    Dayz commander.

    Then you're an idiot.
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    Breaking Point <.<

    The problem here is that YOU many Never EEEEEEVER do that, the remaining 725,000 players will do that. And I'm not about to hold my fire while I cross reference the forums to see if you're a "good guy" or not. I'm just going to pull the trigger.
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    Just Found a Fighter Jet

    Unless you were an actual pilot with experience in that plane, there's no way a normal person could even get it off the ground. Hell, you wouldn't be able to start the engines. A-10's would be worthless in this situation.
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    M4A3 CCO(?)

    It has a foregrip.
  15. I really had much more fun back when there were actual friendlies and people teamed up. Now that we have a crew of 4-8 at any given time we just slaughter anyone on sight before they get us. We've been screwed over too many times by people claiming to be friendly, or people that just shoot first while you're debating the issue. Our current mindset seems to be that we should just murder as many people as we can until the devs do something about it. We racked up a good 20 murders in cherno today and our only casualty was when someone ghosted behind my buddy and got the drop on him. Even then it only took 10 minutes to get back to his body and get his as50 back. I caught one guy dancing around in the street by the hospital. . . he was standing there, then crouched, then standing, then prone, and kept doing so for a couple minutes before he finally turned around and saw me 20m away. I blasted him and discovered that he was unarmed. Oh well.
  16. JKflipflop

    I thought I've seen everything.

    Tap that before the mortis sets in, son. If'n ya get that dryhole, feel free to use her blood for lube before coagulation occurs.
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    Breaking Point <.<

    Because the second Mr. IMAFRIENDLY finds himself a 1911 he's going to come back and shoot me for my gear. So I nip that shit in the bud.
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    Did pushbikes get nerfed?

    I was cruising around Cherno doing 54 on a bike earlier today.
  19. JKflipflop

    Sins of a hacking gamer...

    Nope, he's 17 and has the world allllll figured out. Just like the rest of us did when we were kids, too.
  20. I shoot bronies, too. GJ, OP.
  21. I hope your mother finally succumbs to her syphilis infection. Good day sir.
  22. JKflipflop

    How to gear up the easy way :)

    This happens to one of the guys in my group a lot. He usually logs in and is in the debug forest, then when he logs out and back in again he is playing as someone else's character. This last time he logged in as some dude with 11 days and nothing but an enfield on him at Rog. 2 minutes before that we were in chero blasting noobs with military weapons and he only had 4 days on his character.
  23. I thought you pronounce a Z as "Zee". Hence, Day Zee.
  24. JKflipflop

    100% of people I've engaged D/C

    Way to miss the point, genius.
  25. Me and 3 of my homies just camped chero today for a few hours blasting the shit out of anyone in our sights. AS50, M4A3 CCO, a Kobra, and me with my M16/203. I was just itching to kill someone with a 40mm but I never got the chance.
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