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Episode 2 - Trucks

Dayz - The good, The Bad & The Infected episode 1 Here it is ladies and gents. The first episode of my ongoing cartoon series. I make fun of all the glitches, bugs & something that you can all relate to. 9 episodes to go to finish the series.

just so people are not confused, this is not going to be a comic, but an actual real animated cartoon series with voice acting

DAYZ - The Good, The Bad & The Infected here is the cartoon series I'm putting together. I'm making a whole bunch of shorts that sums up DayZ Standalone in a comical way, using all funny & annoying things that makes it the way it is

I have said since day one, that lack of global communication with the whole server is primarily the main reason why KOS is so high. Having a radio in your inventory that allows you to effectively side chat to anyone else who has a radio may mix things up a lot. Too many people have killed someone out of panic/fear or self preservation, only to find out they weren't armed. The fact that side chat was so common in the mod made it easier to make alliances, team up, find out who is going on a rampage around cherno killing everyone and who wanted to meet up and trade. The fact that player interaction would be so much better when you get used to the regulars online, means you find out who to trust, who to shoot and who to ignore will make a massive change in gameplay. That said it wont stop kos or campers, because these people will still stay as they are and wont interact with other players via radio to keep their identity secret, meaning people would have to guess who the killer is or call on everyone to come to cherno and flush out the camper.

much better playing ride of the valkyrie. Really sends the message home.

reading some of the comments does make me laugh. They didnt roll back because they gave in to the whining, they also didnt roll back for everyone to get a breather and gear up again. They more than likely did it because the first installment of central loot economy was troublesome for certain servers and private servers got the brunt end of it. Not to mention the loot bombs in the outhouses, because they were neve originally assigned a loot position and the programming got confused and loot bombed it. They are more than likely going to be going over everything to fix some of the issues, try to make sure that military loot is configured right for military buildings and the same for civillian so you wont find an m4 in grannies house, and you wont find a teddy bear in the military jail. I'm looking forward to the 2nd iteration of central loot economy, I just hope that tents are avaliable in all houses again and not just at apartments like before & currently now

gas doesnt work. you throw up and are fine in 2 minutes. cholera kills you slowly

yeah but its actually something to do and takes time to do, instead of just shooting people on a hill because you are bored. "blasters, so uncivilized."

lol no he starts with an advantage. Still hungry and weak

name a fresh spawn at a spawn area that starts healthy?

Leaving cholera water filled bottles and canteens around fresh spawn areas a pet bottle holds more water than a canteen so if you poured 100% contaminated water from a canteen into an empty pet bottle it would then sit at 80% that sounds delicious to a freshie with a mouth like ghandis sandle, some people get suspicious of a 100% bottle just laying there but you can get any percentage you want if you use some of it to water a garden plot to make it look less obvious that its spiked. even if you empty the bottle first and fill it up with clean water, the bottle is still contaminated. you have to empty it and disinfect it first

really?

Cooking tips in 0.55 (I have tried them all) You WILL need a cooking pot. I found a frying pan but it didnt turn the meat red so frying pans are not working. When you have your pot, go kill an animal, collect both the meat and the lard. You can now cook this 2 ways. Either with a cooking tripod which you will also need to find or you can craft a stone oven by finding 8 stones. Make your fire place, with kindling sticks and one of the following a book, a piece of paper, a rag a bandage or by getting a knife and cutting bark off of trees with thick brown trunks. You then need to stack some logs onto the fire place too, you can stack up to 5 logs on top of each other to make it last longer. If you add 4 stones, you get a nice fireplace look, but only works if you are cooking with a tripod. You do not need to add water to the pan, I never have done but after you add all 4 steaks, you add the lard which does not take up any cooking space. Light your fire or your oven and keep a close eye as it cooks faster with this patch. When the meat is ready, it actually looks like its been burned because the meat turns a very dark brown, its this color because of the lard that turns it into a nice dark steak, it will energize and slightly hydrate you when eaten and gives you more health benefits than a cold can of beans. Dont even try to catch fish yet, because as soon as you try to prepare the fish with a knife, all you get are the guts. Fish have been bugged ever since the game forced you to cook with the pot, so don't waste your time just yet. You can also put out your fire by pouring a canteen over it. If the flames go and it looks like it is about to die out, add more logs and more sticks then blow air into it and the fire will roar back up again. There you go.