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Mystic Bagel

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  1. Mystic Bagel

    was this a hacker?

    Actually, this entire forum is , in a sense, a consultation......................................................you've now been enlightened
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    Can somebody please explain;

    HUH? In REAL life you can NOT peak without the chance of being seen as vision follows the old "line of sight" mechanic. If YOU can see THEM than THEY can see YOU. Whether or not they are looking in your precise location is another matter entirely. Real life.....ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo k
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    What's the current hacking status like in DayZ:SA?

    I'll play Devils advocate here......I'm a Clan leader of a fairly decent sized Battlefield Clan, we have about 30 or so members. I play with a fair chunk of them. We have done research on punk buster bans for different hacks and found that there is zero correlation between a players stats and their using hacks. I mean to say, you would think it would be obvious if they were using hacks because their stats would be so high it would be blatantly obvious, however that just isn't the case at all. Players with remarkably awful statistics have been banned for using in game hacks. My point here is this......UNLESS I am physically in the same room watching another player playing the game, i can not GUARANTEE they are not using any kind of hack. I like to think none of the members of my clan use hacks, and that their character is beyond such a need, but I can't, because I cant see them playing their game from their perspective. You may be surprised to find who's using hacks and who isn't..........
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    What's the current hacking status like in DayZ:SA?

    I agree, I really did look forward to all of the whining posts after a round of Battleye bans.....seems like they may have "fixed" that too in the process....BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
  5. Mystic Bagel

    Can you feel the sarcasm?(I laughed a little)

    Hey.....simmer down there cowboy, this may not be a suggestion, asides to the mention of " lol, put cars in already =p =] " but it IS certainly ON TOPIC An OFF topic post would be something that has ZERO to do with DayZ
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    Zombies attacked house, almost killed me.

    Ya some weirdness for sure. I was in the Piano house and a zombie chased me inside. While he was swinging at me, someone was shooting at me, or so I thought. I ran upstairs and zombie followed. I was backed into a corner and whenever the zombie missed I heard a bullet ricochet, even left holes in the wall beside me. When it HIT me, bones would break.....that was one hardcore freakin zombie, man, needless to say, I never did survive that encounter!!
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    Help me out

    It takes a BIG man to admit that.....bRAvo , man, BraVO!
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    So how would you like dogs in the game?

    As cool as it might be, I really don't think you 'd have much luck keeping a companion dog alive longer than yourself, I mean how long do you spend having to "train" it? 3 minutes? Do you even know how hard it is to train a dog NOT to bark? They would have a line of zombies a mile long chasing it let alone the fact it would attract every KoS'er within earshot to your location. I live in a semi-rural area and I can hear dogs barking from a LONG way off This isn't MMORP Dancing with Wolves, its a multiplayer survival game...your dog is dead meat, and you're next!
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    Friendly faces

    Thats kind of like implying that there should be a reward for working an honest days work and NOT robbing banks.......................................I would suggest your own personal integrity is the reward, no?
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    Would you want working streetlights at night in cities?

    Would take a pretty big generator, no? I mean, that's why we have coal/gas/nuclear fired power plants and hydro electric dams....you want to turn a couple lights on, sure, a generator will do just fine....you want to fire up a city? That's an awfully BIG gas can.................
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    So how would you like dogs in the game?

    I think it would be pretty tough to tame a feral dog, meat or not. We should, however, come across feral dogs who will fight you to the death over the carcass your skinning!
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    Would you want working streetlights at night in cities?

    Hell yeah!! I could recharge my GPS and cordless vibrator!!
  13. Mystic Bagel

    I need your guys opinion

    You could try playing an AMWAY Salesman looking for recruits or get yourself a backpack full of books and pretend you're a Jehovah's Witness
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    My worst enemy...

    This sounds like the Led Zepplin Prophesies...................
  15. Mystic Bagel

    HELP!

    Whoahhh......I missed that, sorry, could you please not rephrase the question one more time?
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    EXP - Map now shows the players exact position

    I used to LOVE the "Gong Show" excuse me for a moment while I cast my vote.............................................GONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG GONNNG GONNNG GONNNNNNNNNG
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    Where is everybody?

    Really Max? Don't be ridiculous....I would venture to bet they are all hiding in the tree line watching your every move, waiting for the perfect opportunity to pounce! Seriously though, you'll run into someone soon enough if you keep playing on high pop servers, and when you do, they will either shoot you on sight, or offer you some food and water.... One bit of advice for ya though, if they are offering you a whole zucchini, run for your life and do NOT look back...better to die on yer feet than to....uhh...live on yer knees... believe me when I say, I don't make this stuff up...........................
  18. So a couple minutes ago, having ran from Novo to the gas station on the highway west of Elektro, gearing up along the way, I found a new way to kill myself. It's surprisingly comforting to know that Darwins laws of natural selection still stand strong and true in this post apocalyptic wasteland. I'm also happy to announce I'm up for this years Darwin Award....thank you thank you.....applause are unnecessary, however donations can be made in my name to "Cindys Home for Abandoned children, Bottle Depot, and SaniFlush Stations Ltd" I had just swapped out my splitting ax for a pristine firemans ax and was making my way west to the military airfield, chopping my way past the walkers, having the time of my life. I came to the gas station and although I knew I didnt need anything that may spawn there, I decided to have a peek anyway. Nope, nothing, just as I had figured......THEN I thought to myself....hey...I wonder what sound it makes when I chop this gas pump with my new axe?........sure enough it make a sound like I hit something metal with an axe....even left a little ding in the surface, cool, thats what I'm talkin about, good work gentlemen...now, seeing as I had just solved my self imposed mystery of the day, what possessed me to strike it again is what Darwin Awards are all about................to my surprise, this time it didn't sound like I hit something metal with an axe, it sounded more like I set off C4 stuck to the side of a gas pump.......a huge explosion, my screen went black and I was dead......huh.......didn't see THAT one coming...BRAVO!!! By the way, if you were on TRanscende Server by Electro and you heard a huge explosion...that was me winning my award. I know Blunce and his crew were on at the time. Anyways, I'm delighted to let you know that YES indeed hitting gas pumps with metal objects does in fact make the proper sound.
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    Friendly or Bandit?

    This is something only you can answer, if you shoot on site, you will NEVER meet anyone
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    Should zombies bleed?

    I agree, finding them gainful employment should be the priority.......they just mope around all day waiting for handouts..... damn infected zombie bums............We SHOULD get them started on banging out license plates for all the vehicles coming down the pipe
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    more hiding places please

    Cover your head with a burlap sack, sit on the floor, and pretend you're a bag of dirty laundry.......................
  22. Mystic Bagel

    I really dont get the point of bambi killing.

    Almost EVERY person I've come across has been friendly, I guess it's all in the approach. If you come across all sketchy and paranoid you might be attracting the same energy back. I come across totally chill and as though I don't care if I die or not, seems to be working for me. B)
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    PLEASE make the pig safe is unicorn of dayz

    That's it....I'm tossing all of my Tactical Bacon to show my solidarity with the Uniboars!
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    Getting wet question

    Currently there is no in game mechanic that's affected by this condition. However, in the future, I would suggest laying a towel down on your chair, as a precaution, prior to playing DayZ............
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    Need a quick answer, pc related.

    Then why do I have zero issues running Dayz if my fx8350 processor is to blame for poor performance?
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