Mystic Bagel

Bug? What Bug....Nope.....nothing to see here Mr. Dev.....I think I remember seeing a wall glitch bug 3 topics down and to your left though.....maybe try there?

He LIES!!...There's only ONE way out of the Forbidden Zone!!!

This idea is PREPOSTEROUS!!!! Variety my ass, every guy in my town wears a wife beater, jean cut-offs and Crocs........ Seriously though, maybe these are Mennonite Zombies?

Maybe because you're not running FRAPS and Bit Mining?

I like the original post WAY more than this fancy NEWER version :|

You have been banished to the "Forbidden Zone", only the darkness can save you now!!!!! Log into a night server, get down on your knees and start crawling while chanting in your best "Smeagul" voice "The Daylight Betrays me, only darkness can save me" Sooner or later, the curse will be lifted and you will be set free.

EPIC Achievement, I agree!!! My last iteration of this bug was the other day......climbed the ladder just fine, crouched and walked over to the far corner of the roof to get a better look of the landscape.....and then I died. I ASSUMED I was sniped, luckily I spawned quite close to where I had died and made a run for it. When I arrived at the ladder, there I was.....dick in the dirt. That was my FIRST desync ladder glitch fail. At least most of my gear was still in decent shape :|

It's confirmed......Zombies can be beaten to death with bare hands...........................

That's a GREAT idea...finally a legitimate use for pens and paper. Combine paper with sticks and I can finally place a cross with a note that reads...... HERE LIES L33T N00I3 K1LL4 Survived by M.Bagel Thanks for the Mosin & LRS May You Forever Respawn Naked

You DO start with a weapon..it's called your fists and they make short work of zombies. Just put up yer dukes and circle to the right or left and beat its ass down, then rabbit punch it in the back of the head until it gets on it's feet and resume circling it. You won't even get hit ONCE by the zombie....you don't need a swiss army knife to start.....................

Start crawling....MWAAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAAAAAAA

PLUS...you guys have sammiches

Wow...that's rough bro, having to server hop to re gear every time you get killed? So what exactly IS the point of this game for you, if you server hop to gear up? What exactly are you gearing up FOR? Sounds to ME, you've MORE than made up your mind what the "Point" of this game is...it's to server hop for gear than PvP bambi's that are trying to be friendly...... I have easily ran across FAR more "Friendlies" than "Hostiles" in all the time I've been playing. I spend a fair amount of time on the coast as well, and almost always play in high pop servers OR popular servers that will fill up quickly. Why be friendly? Because it takes COURAGE, that's why...anyone can be a KoS douche......

LOL.....maybe you should travel with friends? Sounds to me like your going to need someone to help carry all those splints :P

Hey, kind of making assumptions here aren't you? All Races have had a run at being the "Traded Slave" For all WE know, THIS "Slave" may have been playing while wearing a diaper and ball gag? Bunch a WEIRDO'S here, that's all I know........ :lol:

I think a splint will fix it up. All you need are rags and sticks.

I can hook you up Bro......just Western Union me the cash and I'll get right on that. (easy as takin candy from a Bambi)

An iPAD...Apples can do ANYTHING....for a dollar.......

Although your perception could have some validity to it in OTHER circumstances, Like the OP, I had the EXACT same thing happen to me yesterday. The major difference being it happened within seconds and not days. I was on the north eastern edges of Berezino where I was sniped....arm broken, bleeding, and "I was Dead" I did a respawn and when I spawned in, I was in my underwear....Energized, Hydrated and Healthy in Vybor - the opposite side of map from Berezino not even CLOSE to where I initially died. Not only THAT, but I respawned before the guy who killed me could have gotten to my body as he was on an apartment rooftop quite a distance away. It's DEFINITELY a glitch of some sort. A BEAUTIFUL and WONDROUS glitch that places me within spitting distance of the NW Airstrip!!! A big warm hug for the Naked Spawn Gods of BI!

IMO...once they make storage persistent, this game is pretty much dead, unless they tread carefully. I would like to see storage containers with ID marks, only player who initialises it can use it. If they die, the containers, or at LEAST contents, disappear too. This would make grouping up with other players FAR more valuable because it's unlikely the group all dies at the same time, meaning you would have some access to supplies upon death, but you wouldn't have the ability to have supply caches scattered throughout the map and kit yourself out. Hey...CoD awaits, killah

Yep, for sure you can. On the main server page on bottom left is filters....click that and then set your max ping to 200 and you should pick up north american servers.

Hey...an apple a day keeps the Dr. away. At LEAST you won't have to worry about scurvy or a potassium deficiency..........DayVitaminZ

The only problems I've had so far, as a freshspawn, is other players. Shouldn't surviving be MORE difficult the instant you realize you need to survive and become a little easier each day as you begin getting everything sorted out? Even though surviving should ALWAYS be difficult, most fatalities SHOULD occur in the beginning of a survival situation and slow down as survivors acclimate to the situation

I am FOR Global Loot Restrictions....therefore I am Signing the ANTI-Petition for this idea Signed....M.Bagel

I'm left with struggling to understand what I did to that ladder..........