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frendly happy pig avenger person

is simple anser is pig karma you kill pig axe stops to working is sad piggy die for nothing AFTER HE WAS TAKE ZEDS AWAY FROM YOU IN MERCY MISSION I hope you fel ashamered for this crime you doing

me too I would like spawn to be more random anyplace on map is possible I AM ALWAYS IN THE BEREZINO AIRPORT AREA AND MANY TIME I AM SEE PLAYER AROUND WITH AKM FOR KILL THE FRASH SPAWN PLAYER please put spawn true random all around map in the bech in the forest in the felds in the city EVEN IN THE ISLANDS

i was grow up in the farm what is closer to novy sobor was farm for pigs and chickan also we making apples but after infection was all family was destroy by military they shot my grandmother in the face because they think she was a zed SHE WAS NOT ZED only drink too much vodka so i was release the pigs and chickans and they don't want to go away because they are happy in our farm so i was take shotgun and do shot and shout 'GO AWAY!!! I DONT WANT YOU NO MORE HERE!!! and then they was run away scare i was sad but is best for them maybe survive freedom happy life i was take shotgun and some foods and kitchen knife and i travel around now to help survivor who ned and when i see pig i always say hey and mak sure is ok no problem maybe give apples for them

is why so important BE NICE because be nice is like infaction make other paerson also be nice IS MANY BAD PERSON PLAY DAYZ DO SHOT NO TALKING we ned a balans of good and bad so don't feel bad if you finding motivation to be nice because other person was nice is karma of life save badness for BAD PERSON is planty around who will try kill you so if they make mistak KILL THEM AND FEEL EVEN MORE GOODNESS IN THE HEART

yes is great ideas some player is doing now vary good work for create fun immersion for other player ecample I met guys who is doing hunt and fishing and collect foods and drink to make café in cherno for survivors to stop chat eat and fight and I see always note with nice storyu sometime is instruction like go to this house and is other note say go fire house roof and other note say hahahaha is nothing for you. I am do pig patrol I find pig and do stelth follow to keep safe and I try to stop person kill nbut I don't manage because sometime they kill me or chase me from the pig but I noever quit to try also wen is coming plant the vagtables and maybe do a farm we see player start to control area and do like mad max trade for foods ammo etc this game still is baby in mother stomach is not ready for born but wen all feature arrive like barricade I think will be complete different experience for all player like you say in op

vary funny movie vary nice edit also

no this one is make wen my room mate in the college with best English was help me is some other also vary better English but now I am more confidant I doing alone becauase he going home for summer and my family speak no English so no help for me

der hacker one time I was play with my good frend machete master on experiment server and he was say me 'hey my character was trown away gun' I was laugh like 'HAHAHA don't be nboob machete you must do yourself was accident' he say 'NO! was my character doing hiself' I was laugh again and say don't be crazy machete but he say 'F*** IS HAPPEN AGAIN' and I see this time but I thik he was push G key mistake I say him 'HAHA come on plese don't make the joke' and machete was vary mad he say 'WHY YOU DONT BELEVE ME? I AM FREND WHY I WILL LIEING FOR THIS?' and then he was rage quit from game AND TEAMSPEAKS next day after I was read the topic about hack what is make the player trowing the gun away and I was felt big shock and vary sorry for no believe my good frend I was send 7 time the message on steam 'hey my good frend machete I am vary sorry but was hacker make the gun going away I beleve you' but he don't reply HACKER YOU LOSE MY FREND so please think about consequence of doing cheat is not only in the game is coming damage but also in real life and I am sad now

is good server always busy and planty friendly player I met here Serb8 and he give me nice present akm many ammos my last time when I was dieing was yesterday in experiment server hardcore mode I was proned on the roof of the police station close to ocean and watching 2 zombie chase the china woman on the bech hahaha was vary funny I was think maybe I help but I don't have gun or melee only kichen knife what is damage so I decide I try help because is my job I was run vary fast and say in direct 'HEY RUN IN DIRECTION OF ME I WILL ATTACK WITH THE KNIFE' I shouted because she was vary far distance I don't know if she was hear me because she don't stop to run away and then was some shot coming I think was sks from the trees and I was do zig zag maximum fast away to the houses but one bullet was hit my back and another one I think was my leg because was CRACK noise and I was on the floor crawl fast to the house but player was run and catch me and he was say 'stupid noob' and then I was headshot

no person is doing intimidate for me even clown mask m4 bandit clan they don't do intimidate because I AM NOT AFRAID OF NO PERSON because I don't mind to die is happen so much is making me no more UNHAPYNESS I am happy if they don't kill me and I am happy if they try kill me but I am survive and I am sad but no angry if they kill me because I realise is from fear they doing and I am sorry for them they don't manage to trust me and believe wen I saying 'I am frend' because is true I am frend for EVRY PLAYER I MET and I will halp you any way what I can if you need and if you kill me and my loot is still in the good condition I hope you enjoy and remember the friendly guy who put away the gun and do a wave and say hey I am friendly and I hope you smile because is a game and game is for enjoy even wen we are kill by clown mask m4 bandit with 12 years old voice I am laugh EVRY TIME

WARNING is NO PVP here if you like to see kill on sight movie please look another youtubes this is frendly movie about go elektro survive in the dayz apocalypse dont kill nobody and LIVE NOT DIEING like normal persons thankyou frend max who invite me his home and put dayz in GAMER PC for me and help me edit movie explan animation i was enjoy vary much is make me want good pc for me not chep laptop from 2009 what is design for facebook please enjoy movie here the link

wen you die is nothing no see no listen no talk only infinity of nothing and because all we see in universe is the light so nothing = no light = black I like this system if I miss what happen IS BEVAUSE I DONT MANAGE TO GET INFORMATIONS WEN I AM ALIVE some time I die no sound no gun I don't see player but I know this is MY FAULT because I was miss something and pay the hgigh price for no pay attention the environmant

I was play experimant hardcore version and I was fresh spawn as woman WAS GAME DECIDE I NEVER CHOSED THE WOMAN she looking not like athlet and maybe she is not good for run the far distance don't worry about pig in next episode I am doing pig mission and protect from hunters

there is many frendly player in dayz i met evry day frendly player even some bandit is frendly if you talking to them in nice way and make funny joke or try to help them they sometimes forget about murder and enjoy the chat and meet a new frend ex[erience what can happen, in last days maybe 10 days i was meet minimum 15 player and nobody is kill me only yesterday 2 player was shot me but i was survive wen i hide in the rocks go prone and do crawl away in the forest but EVRY OTHER time PLAYER was frendly we have chat and share the story of our adventures and was wave to say hello bye and even give some gift, is very important the way you talking be calm frendly no aggresiv DONT POINT GUN IN THE FACE put away melee weapon and say something what is make him smile and most time no fight is happen

is the night time? i dont understand wen you say you dont see frend you see trees and house?

i will try forgot i reading this

i am EVRY TIME AFRAID when i play dayz even in the time i feeling safe i dont never stop to feel fear because I DONT KNOW WhEN IS PLAYER COMING OR THE SHOT or zombie i try relax sometimfor example today i find the nice quiet bech sun going down i was sit look the ocean listen sound of water and animal and was think 'this is vary nice wow i am feel relax' but when i was listen some sound like when you putting bullet from the box i was JUMP AND MY HEART WAS EXPLODE FROM THE SHOCK it was only random sound no player around but i ned to logout calm myself because is feel not good when the heart is going maximum fast and i can listen the sound of my heart in my ears!!!!

thankyou is this town i was vary confuse because other persons say is in south but i never see rock same like this one in the south

is help bevause human eye is notice more the differents of color so yellow jacket on the green wall is easy for seeing but green and brown is same like the nature so if you having militery cloth you are not invisible but is more hard to see you but also wen you is move the human eye see you more easy so find place where is same color of the cloths and stay vary still and most player dont see you

inside barn was many many roll of grass like in the field maybe 30 i try every time be frendly and 80% is success 20% they shot my face if you look on main screen in game DONT TOUCH THE MOUSE you character doing random move and if you ready with screnshot button hit repeat you get sometime nice picture

i dont see barrack or hospital was vary small town like village and was trees all around and rocks but was 1 -2 kilometer from ocean also was night time coming so maybe i miss barrack but i dont think because i was stayed here for 1 hour doing loot and dogs is say 'grammar' like the dogs what boneboy say is chase me in other topic i dont remember where is now is true thing i am beautiful but my mother and father was marry BEFORE i am borned i dont have akm mag because i looking evrywhere but i dont find i think i will keep bandab]na on my face WEN I AM IN THE FOREST because is good for hide but in town i will take away and show frendly face you ned to untied it on the floor and after is option put on the face

today was very fun adventure i was in experimant server try to find the frend camp what is in the south close to the fishing lake but i was lost and i think i was running in the north i found big rocks and red barn same like what is in starry also one cafe but i never see before this cafe is with bedroom and is maked from the wood 1 kilometer down the road was militaery compound with some car and shed same like the house in the airport but is no airport here DO YOU KNOW WHERE IS THIS TOWN? please say me because i must find my frend camp tomorrow. i going in evry house was with loot i find EVRYTHING WHAT I NEED include nice backpack and there was so many gun in dont know what one i am keeping i try to put in the backpack but is not doing, i looking in evry house evry shed evry barn and i fill my backpack with foods and ammo but i was having too much ammo so i make decide i keep akm and magnum and put other ammo in the forest away from bandit killers. I was go back to the militery house because i was sure i miss something and i was miss something because was akm ammo under bed now i have 1 bullet in the gun and 12 bullet in my trouser pocket then was some shot coming in the window i going prone vary fast and put my akm on the door and do crawl to the stair but i canot crawl down the stair so i standing up hit the WW for maximum sprint and run out the door NO STOP across the yard and there was more shot coming and i see one guy he saying 'STOP WE DONT KILL YOU' haha i am not so stupid i dont stop i running in the rocks but the shot my leg so i put bandage vary fast and do crouch in opposite way and i was lose them in the trees, after 3 minute of fast sprint i see the ocean was surprise because i dont expect in my brain i am in the centre but i am wrong like EVRY TIME it was vary nice bech with trees and rocks and small field on the water so i stay here because night is coming i sit by water and look the stars and i feel all the stress going from my head and listne only the water and some animal noise and i feeled again vary much calmness here is a picture of my character i was vary proud to find many nice thing so much fast in same place but also i think i looking vary danger for other player and if i say honest if i seeing this guy in militery house i am think 'uh oh prepare for fight' so maybe i should dont wearing the camo and the face mask because first impression is important and i looking like pvp person what you think?

is ok i am forgive i realise sometime my post looking vary stupid i am try to improve and for me private shard was mystry but now smasht explain i am understand more but i was think you make joke on me but maybe i was react too much can we be frend?

i was make the question before smasht is is putting the explain here so please dont do patronise