Shrub Rocketeer ™

plese dont be sad because is true thing pig was give the life for this tacitcals bacons but was happen many time ago in factory i dont having no power for stop and is apocalypse so we must do sometime wat is ned for srvive but important ting I DONT SHOT PIG FOR MAKE BACONS me too a ma felt sorry wen i am eat tactacals bacons evrytime but i am also felt happy i was manage to eat and survive and no pig was die from me

no no plese i am never racism person i dont caRE IS BLACK SKIN OR WHITE FACE OR WATEVER IS SAME FOR ME WAT INSIDE IS IMPORTANT SKIN COLOUR IS LIKE COLOUR OF CLOTHE WAT YOU IS WEARING IS DONT CHANGE NOTHING I RESPECET EVRY PERSON my frend name was blacky but he was china man character in game i dont know if was black person in the real life we dont talk about but he say me blacky is name from some movie with horse and is name of horse in the cowboys movie i dont tink was racism thing

ok tankyou guys for explan me wat is happen i wish they dont say in twitter is server lloot wipe coming bacuase some persons NEVER LOOK THE TWITTER maybe they can make a new system like Alpha message from dev to player on Dayz start scren like where is you chose the server say 'WARNING PLESE REMEBeR SERVER IS WIPE ON WENDNESDAY DONT FORGOT' then i will put my book in my bagpack and today i will have still my present from blacky and he dont wasting many hour for find and i dont even read one page but is ok i am happy they doing the mainatence and always do improve in the game i am only sad after blacky doing all day mission for me no reson

me to i am look for nice privat shard frendly community whare i can mayke a new home put a tent and mayke some good frends and say hi evry time i am met you in the game i dont mind if some bandits also coming because i am frend for all player even M4 clown mask kill on the sight murder for no reson bandit clans so is mayke no change inb my style if is 100% frendly or 100% enemy evry person is potential frend in my brain if you having privat shard i am true honest player i never do the dupe or server hop or panic combat log if you kill me i am happy for you never angery is game for the fun no rage no abuse i never shouting swering words in the direct ALWAYS SHOW RESPECT plese make a pm and invite in your server plese tankyou for listen

today i was running 25 minute from militery base loot session for going my tent wen i was arrive TENT WAS GONE IS NO MORE THERE i am vary sad because i dont care nothing about tent or gun or ammos or tactcals bacons or many apple or medicals or anything what was inside but i CARE ABOUT NO MORE ALICE IN THE WONDERLANDS maybe if i try again log my server tent is coming back again? i hope because this is #1 worser day of my apocalypse

tpoday i was spawn in the forest northe west area and i running to go in the airport but there was a player there he say me 'help plese i am vary sick and dieing from no foods and my blood is zero' so i say ok how i can make assist for you?' he say 'you having foods? and maybe blod transfuser kit?' i say i have foods but i am sory i am not play like doctor is no blood transfuser kit today, he was vary mad and do a punch in my head vary hard i was unconscios and he punch again many time laugh shout 'HOW YOU IS LIKE MY BRASS NUCKLES YOU NOOB???' i was type in chat ' i dont like' but he laughing and continue punch and i was die i was think ok, brass nuckle is great idea to make no gun no axe no machete no wepon guy having some power for defend i like, but if you are sick and weak from no blood and no foods then maybe you moving vary slower and punch dont having power for do mike tyson knockout move on full healths player so maybe they ned to put new system when you is sick or dieing from infect or maybe is after gun shoot in the leg or arm the punch is more soft not like lethal wepon for doing instant knockout also i think wen you is unconcios you dont listen nothin no sound of bird or zed or USA teenager shout abuse because if you are in the unconcios state you dont realise nothing wat is around i was sad to die from brass knuckle but also i was happy because i learning new lesson LOOK THE FIST and stay distance if they having shiney hands

i was run like super fast olymic sprint atletic into brown house close door behind up the stair inside bedroom close door and was 2 shotgun bullet on the floor i put inside my shotgun and aim the door my hand is shake blood still coming and door open isee the guy with clown mask and akm but he dont know i was find the ammo and he say 'ok now you dieing bitch;' but i shot him 2 time in the face with doble barrel and he was dead.... and i was killer with shock face and fast heart beat like panic atack i dont ask for violence in my day i was only look for new arrow and maybe a compass becaiuse i was confuse about new town where is north for airport and i was in the piano house and hide from zed wen player say me 'hey want to be a frend?' i say 'sure i always evrytime want to be frend' and we were decide we going in the airport for find nice loot my new frend name was donnie and he dont have the gun we running in the rain for maybe 10 minute was cold donnie say 'we ned a fire' i say 'yes we do because is hypothermic time for me' and we find woods in the tree and some rag from my t shirt and matches from supermarket shelv and make a fire in the firehouse doors close for safe we talk about wat is the paln next and we realise we ned gun and maybe water bottle and definite some foods but then was door open 2 bandit coming and donnie he say in direct 'hello guys come and sit with us by fire' but they kill him no reson i was afraid and i running up inthe tower and going outside with ladder bug and proned on roof and lsiten vary careful for sound and i wa see one in the tower coming fast 'plese we can talk no more murder plese?' i was say but he dont make a reply, he coming outside and awas shoot in my area but i was close on the ladder and manage to go down he shot me but i was alive and world is no colour for me so i running in the houses and find shotgun no ammo but they chasing and i listen one guy he saying 'hahahaha you are real coward stay and fight' but i decid is not point to die like hero wen i have chance for live then i find the house wat i saying before with 2 shotgun ammos where i kill first bandit in the bedroom so i taking akm and try to relax make calmness but was no easy because i know is other player aroundALSO KILLER and hE have camo mosin all atachmant so he is pro sniper for sure and i realise he listen my shotgun AND IS ANGERY AFTER I KILL HIS FREND BUT WAS NOT MY FAULT BUT HE DONT CVARE WANT REVENGE so i make bandage afeter going down the stair in the stret and spring maximum fast to the forest and i going proned and make a plan for dont die i was vary sad also because i remeber donnie and was kind person good heart and frend for me and also frend for bandits and i felt also disappoint because THEY MAKED ME DO A KILL WAT I DONT WANT TO DO NEVER (only if they kill pig no need for foods) so i waiting and i see the guy again and he was in the firehouse roof doing sneaky sniper tactic and looking in the scope opposite way so i think, 'shrub is choice, lic]ve and go to airport and maybe have long life or do revenge for donnie on this kiler but maybe die' was no choose for me, i MUST REVENGE DONNIE i crawl long direction behing houses and see the fire house ladder i am vary nervus because i knoe he there and he listen the ladder wen i going so i think how i can snek on him??? then i think ok maybe i can do a joke and make ladder sound but dont go up 100% but coming down so he focus the ladderr and i going aroun to inside and use stair and ladder bug for roof attacvk, i decid is good plan so i going ladder and i say him 'hey sniper i am on the ladder but i will wait for you to put down the gun before i coming up' then i going again down the ladder and run to the back door and inside to tower and up stairs and i was rech the 2nd level for ladder bug but he was stand the window and point mosin on me WAS SHOCK AND I WAS STOP TO MOVE AND HE SAY 'NICE TRY BITCH' THEN WAS SHOT IN MY FACE AND I WAS DIE but i dont care because i was chosoed the brave way and try to do revenge is better sometime die like hero not live like coward and this is wat i learning in dayz today i hope you is agree

yes i am agree wat you say is vary importent you having someting for wat is worth dieing for bevause this make life having more value and add also to fear from die and is the fear from die wat make dayz unique special game not same like other game one time i was die after help a new frend wat i was met in balota and he kill me after i giving him my tactac bacons and also 2 cola and some courgete and i was relise i die from help a person but i am happy for this because i can slept vary peace in my bed bacuase is my conscieonse vary clear like a crystal and iss good to die from help or to do revenge or anything wat is not for selfish reson

for me is no problem find some frendly player sometime is not always frend but most time maybe 76% is always enjoy chat and explan wat is hapen and whare we going and if there is bandit around is not dificukt thing for doing say hello and dont point gun in the face most times if you saying something nice like 'hey i am frend i like vary much your gasmask' is normal the player is felt proud and he saying 'yes i was find in the barrack' and after we have goo chemistry feeling for make new frendship happening

so i was play in the experimant 0.50 was first time i doing is NO FOODS NO LOOTS AROUND i was see the survivr run in the bech i make a chase and after i was catched him in the pond wen he was stop for drink water..... maybe you can explan me wat was hapen after beause i am vary confuse also sad

this must be mistak IS NO PIG AROUND HERE!!!!

evryday is hell for pig

i was met one player name govner he saying 'hey i am die from cold plese can you halp me dont shot i am frend' i say 'ok i try to make you more hot but we must go from starry and find the ingrediant for make fire' he say 'you know how to make the fire?' i say 'yes' but is not true 100% i nevr doing only see movie in youtbe so i must remeber how is make and kep finger cross for success mission of sayve my new frozened frend govner i explan we ned to find matches paper rag stones also twig and fire woods and we ned pickaxe for stones and normal axe for the woods he say he have the paper so we have good start to our adveture he was very chatty guy dont stop to talk he tell me about evrything wat is happen because dayz is vary new for him only play 1 week so he is vary excite about see a deers or animal and i like vary much because is make me again see dayz in nooby eyes and is great we find first the bush for twigs i take some and i explan him how is doing and he try and was success he was say is great like realism game i say 'yes is the true' we run in novy for find matches and axe but is not here so i explain we must try bigger citi like berezino but govner was afraid he say he watching too many movie is only murders here but i say 'dont worry nothing i have my mosin and i am protect you from killer bandit' he say 'ok shrub i trust' we arrive in the forest we look berezino and strait away we listen guns shot, govner say 'i dont like maybe we try again in the factory?' i say 'plese relax no panic, we have power because nobody know we here and we can see all the town' i gived my binoculers to govner and say look around find player and he was excite and stop to worry and find some player, he was enjoy the binocler and i say him 'you can kep' and he say 'yes thanyou' we going proned acros the felds to houses in hospital area we go into blue door house and i find matches 'YES!!! we having matches' govner say maybe we try the shop i say yes and we find 2 stone we are vary close for make a fire now, i find new axe in the back shop and we decid lets go to the gren house we coming from the shop and after is desync happen red chain logo and after server is close i try again join same server but govner never coming i was shout and look the player list but no is not arriving my frend is many time happen NEW FREND IS LOST from server restarted i am sure if we make new system like join again last server auto button system we can stop to lost all the frends AND LOST ADVETURE WAT IS NO FINIS i hope you were survive from cold guvnor and i putting in the gren house evrything for the fire what you is ned so plese look in the top bedroom in orange bagpack and good luck take easy my good frend govner

so wen you met a new frend you can scroll mouse button and find 'mayke a new frend' option this system is great because wen server is restart or you lost your frend in the bandit attack or is die from zombie wen you going to stem there is frend invite from your new frend there. make system so BOTH PAYER IS AGREE FOR THIS so nobody can do it if you say no or do a ignore also make a button wat is give you option join again same server wat is restart this option also SAYVE A PLACE FOR YOU for maybe 10 minute so is 100% garantee you going again same server if you want is not full from other player because i lost many good frend from restart or because one is die from bandit

if you met me in dayz is true you can trust 100% i am frend

yes is vary interest for me tankyou for share but is maybe posibel we can met in the game plese? i ned to lern about hunt and mayke barbaques and stay warm from the cold we can be frends mayke a tem and go for adveture only you and me inside forest? make a pm plese

wat is make me EVEN MORE ANGERY is wen player say 'hey i am frend' pretend like is frendly person MAKE A GIFT FOR ME some foods and map and after shot me in back of hed with the shotgun, i was see this guy 5 minute before i was proned in bush on hill near berezino town looking the binocular for player and zombie wat is threat for me because i was ned to go in berezino to find new trouser after zombie attack my trouser ruined so i ned trouser maybe also ammo or anything wat is good for use, i see this player was in hospital roof also he going the shop and many house i decide i going there but i move vary care slow use bush and tree and fence evrywhere for cover and stop, look the binocular and see if player is see me or is maybe more player around but is no more player he never see me i was vary close the gren house wen i see him in the road going away i have rifle ready 1 bullet i type 'hey, i have gun plese stop turn around is ok i am frend' but wen i finish to type is alredy gone around the house so i move also around for cover he say 'hello i am frendy also where you is hide?' i dont say nothing he say 'met me plese in the apartment close the shop i put gun away' so i think ok, i will met you so i put gun in the sholder position and run the safe direction to apartment house with always cover and look evrytime for my frend wen i arrive the apartment he is wait in the stair he say 'hello' and the gun is in the shoulder no worry, so i typing 'hey i ned new trouser you know whare is i finding?' he say no but maybe in the farm area i typing'ok i must go becvause my trouser is ruin i ned the pocket for carry supplys' he laugh and say 'pocket is ok wen is ruin' but i dont agree and say nothing more about the trouser name is Fredykruger666 he putting items to the floor incliude map and tuna fish also courgett 50% eat and cola drink he say 'here is gift' i say 'tankyou is great' and i taking map and tuna fish eat courgette but i say 'i dont ned drink but i appreciat' and we stand together inside appartment house say nothing only sound of rain and courgette dinner Fredykruger666 say 'i am go now to airport if you want is ok follow me' i say 'tankyou is sound like good plan but i ned first the trouser' he say 'ok i must go now so goodbye' i typing 'ok stay plese stay safe good luck for you' i was walk down steps and run to shop and Fredykruger666 was say 'hey try in the hospital i was sure i see before new trouser' i typing 'RELLY? IS THE TRUE??? OH TANKYOU I GOING NOW' i was run in the hospital he coming also but was no trouser around no place we looking after 2 minute Fredykruger666 say 'ok look, i put my trouser here you do swap after i wear ruin trouser is ok for me' i was vary happy i say thankyou vary much and he put trouser in the floor so i open invetary page and start to do trouser exchange but then i was see him take shotgun in the hands and aim on me i dont type nothing is no time so i was stop to mut new trouser and run maximum sped away WITH NO TROUSER NAKED LEGS he chase me laughiing and sayshrub hahaha come on i wont shot you', i find a houe run up the stair hide in bedroom close door and type 'hey i am naked and why you chase me with gun?' he say 'i know what is the house whare you hide, i am not bandit stop to panic and plese come here we start again from start and here is trouser for you' i decide ok i trust so i going again to hospital he is nowhere around i see trouser i crouch there open inventory and put the trouser and then was a big shadow over my man and i hear player foots coming closer after BANG from shotgun i am dead black screen game over for me Kill on sight militery mandit gasmask clown mask killers is ok for me, they existuing is no problem for me i avoid trouble they avoid frendly way evry person understand situation wat exist no problem but wen this player use frendly way to make murder is change evryting about player interacting NO MORE I TRUST PLAYER WITH GUN, NO MORE I TRUST PLAYER WITH THE AXE, NO MORE I TRUST PLAYER VEN ONLY FIST FOR PUNCH now wen i met a player i will be more nervous and kept my bun ready for shot, i will never show my back, i lern today vary good leson for future wat will halp me survive more times from players so i am happy i met Fredykruger666 yhankyou Fredykruger666 for tech me value lesson tankyou for make me trust all persons less and show me there is liar and killer even behind frendly face and words sometimes, i will never make repeat this mistake and you halp me improve for future is no hard feling from me pease love from shrub xxx

ok i was take short rest from dayz play other games like elite dangeros and eve online space adveture games for pilots this games is good ones NOT GOOD LIKE DAYZ so i play today dayz because i was felt sad to not play for long time like 2 weeks i spawn in my secret base in kamenka house i check in the bedroom no loot i check in the kitchen no loot so i going for explore around the bech areas and balota airport first player i see was full militery bandit with akm and gasmask name pookie i was proned in atc roof he was run the hanger i typing 'hey i am frend is you also frend or enemy plese say true' he say in direct voice something i dont listen because was quiat like the mouse i typing 'i dont listen you is vary quiat like the mouse' so he type heloo where you are hide?' i type 'is secret i dont say because maybe you do murder we first ned MAKE TRUST HAPPEN' after he typing 'I UNDERSTAND VARY GOOD IDEA NEVER TAKE RISK i am frend also' i was type 'ok pookie you make me trust i will take risk' so he putting down akm on sholder and putting hands up like prisoner i was vary happy so i standing the roof do a wave say 'HELLO I AM HERE IN THE ROOF ATC' he say in direct he see me and after he was slow run to the laddrr and coming up, i was type long message explan wat i am do today like explore bech area and looking for rices and maybe water bottle also i ned gun but i see when i looking he have again akm in AIM POSITION looking on the ladder i must travel to come down. 'PLESE PUT AWAY WEPON i have only garden tool for find worms you donr ned to wory i am frend i never attack no reson since i was do my house camping adveture with machete master and green mosin in forest' but he say 'stop to type like retard and come out of roof or i kill you bitch' i was vary mad now and also disappoint because i was think i find a frend but now i was relise he is same like evry militery bandit he only playing dayz for do the kill on sight system but is ok IS ONLY GAME so i say him 'ok i see plan you will attack me for no reson and kill me but there is no loot for you and after you felt good?' he say 'that is correct bitch' this make me more mad but i control emotion i was going again proned position with garden tool in hands for defend and think about situation, i can go on the ladder but he shot me i acan stay the foof but i will die from no water i can log out change server but this is coward way also is chance my character is stay in the roof he kill wat i can do? if he come up ladder i can attack with garden tool but akm is vary pwer wepon and i will die but i will die like man not coward is so many choise for decide so i say him 'ok i coming but plese first go to oposit side of atc giun in the sholder' he was doing so i stand and coming the ladder NEVER STOP TO LOOK ON HIM wen i was close to finish ladder SUPRIS SUPRIS wassee him take akm but I WAS ARRIVE THE FLOOR before he sht i doing WW sprint around and shot is start full auto and he was say some things like i am dum stupid noob who dont understand world is full with liar and asshole and wen i was shot my character leg make the noise of break and i am again proned no colour blood coming and evrything was shake like parkinson i do combat roll away to the wall and manage to reach ladder for going down to airport level he was doing relod so was miracel for me i am on the floor and he was run because i was listen the foots i typing vary fast many mistak 'PLESE MY FREND is not ned kill me' he stop to run and somthing was change in the voice like was sorry 'he say sorry man i was kill so many time befor from bandit sometim i doing kill but is not ned and after i felt bad plese make bandage i will come the stair and i dont killed you no more' i was do a bandage and felt vary relax relief he say he was from the USA and is play dayz for 2 week i say him i play also ot so long but i dont do no more the murder only halp the player who is ned and sometim make nice frends, he give me pistol no ammos and some food ceral also damage compass and screwdrive for open the can, i say him is better to be frend or wat? he agrre me and say he will find morphin and come back to sayve me but i must wait in the bush and dont scare the zombie so i do crawl to 3 bush together and was wait maybe 1 hour and server was restart i going for do toilet make sanwich and some cola and after i go again same server and my frend pookie was there wait for me : ) he say he going to cherno and find morphin but he doing server hop to find but he find and now I CAN WALK AGAIN also was pistol ammos and pristine water bottle 'because i know you is like the water bottle' pookie say i was vary happy becayuse i was think he forgoting me and never coming back but he was not forgoting me we was go together in cherno and kill many zombie pookie help me to find nice loot iclude new backpack and bible for read we decide we travel in the country to novo and explor around but server was restart before we manage to do it wen i log in pookie dont arrive i think we was maybe lag in server restart and we are in seperate position for log in again and too many trees arouund, i type a few time 'pookie i am on the field' but ppokie never reply thankyou pookie for do long mission for morphin and also for stop to be bandit for one day was good fun time and i was happy to met you i

i like also 3rd persons view is halp to see around and if i finding nicemilitery cloth nice mosin FULL ATACHMENTS paint camo way i want to look enjoy is look badass doing vault on the fence look from front BUT.... is true is make not realsm the game also is vARY BIG ADVANTAGE FOR BANDIT KILLER if he see NO PROBLAM around corner in the window over wall THROUGH THE HOUSE stay always hide if they make third persons view not possible use/equip/load any the wepon i think is vary more fair situation and improve game

aspect was vary almost kill me also he hit me but i was bled no die and i do panic full auto shot i ned ALL MAG to kill him was vary close i am happy was you wat kill me is not ashame to die from gordon freeman thanks for organise was real good fun i was FULL WITH ADRENALIN HANDS WAS SHAKE THE MOUSE no problem is only make me sad you die so quick after we met because i think we make a good tem with other guy after you was dieing i dont see our frend no more i think he was run FUUL SPRINT away haha i dont blame him was danger around but is nice in deathmatch battle 3 frends was met in town hall and share peace moment together haha i am famos now is first tim i see me in other person movie i must buy new mic because type is not good for communicate

some game have many button for control character vehcle or plane dayz have very many button this week i playing elite dangerous beta with 'VOICE ATTACK' app is make possible do key command with voice here is movie wat is give demo how is working in elite beta EVRY command wat is possible with keyboard mouse jostick is possible with voice also is possible to put combo voice command to make multi action voice activate with only ONE WORD YOU CHOSE. dont LOOK THE KEYBOARD to find button for wave!!! you say 'wave' and character is wave you can make wave or any gesture you want evry time you look the keyboard you dont look the scren and is danger for you this is simple fact. this system is great because is help person with disable problem maybe they lose finger in machine accident or they have problem use both hand same time i try to do today with dayz but i dont manage but is working perfect with elite maybe is like a cheat??? 3rd party app wat make easier the game? i dont know is not same like wall hack teleport wat asshole is doing point is this is great system to make less keyboard stress for ALL PERSONS and double for disable persons is chep for buy i was pay 6 euro edit i make it working in dayz only problem is same like wen you using key IS TAKE 2 - 3 TRY BEFORE SERVER IS LISTEN : o

i was met 2 frend in town hall but bandit kill one frend with mosin i was hunt him down and kill with AK FULL AUTO with mag from dead frend but after i was kill by other bandit in the back wen i was try to open door, was vary good fun game thankyou who was frend i was met? who was bandit i kill? wha was bandit kill me? i am vary interest to know this plese : D

i was just run in all the street i dont seeing no persons maybe they is afraid to lose gear even wen the server wipe happen they lose evrything is better to lose IN FUN ADRENALIN MOMENT not hide in the house full with fear

thankyou i am in server but i am lost in north area i am sprint full sped i hope is good diraction i GOING edit was good diraction I AM NOVO

i come also but I DONT KILL NO PERSONS for no reson only if they shot me and i am survive attack i will take AKM and do full auto revenge kill CONCEINCE CLEAN also i will take morphines and many rag bandage for help innocent player who is shot no dieing i will die only becaus i am help persons do bandage animation i will mak a hospital IN THE CLINIC so go have pvp fun time ENJOY but if you ned medicals plese come visit my hospital I WILL TRY TO FIX WOUND FOR YOU also if any frendly person want to help my hospital plese arrive BEFORE murder fest is begin so we can make a plan for defend the door and also make a stash of bandage/morphine/epi pen/foods/water drink ON FLOOR so is not ruin from bullet or axe attack PLESE BRING EVRYTHING WAT YOU FIND wat is ned for hospital and we bring love to novo blood bath plese wat is server? also wat is direction for novo? i am in novy sobor forest