Shrub Rocketeer ™

this is funny story what make me think of micel cain

when we hear the good news about a patch me and machete master did a experiment yesterday last night we run to the area with big apartment where usual we always doing rubberband and we sprint up and down the street and also around the sides of building inside to the roof and down again and into town through every house and back to the apartment we doing this for 2 hours and there was no rubberband for us. then I remember we was on stable because experiment was offline in the after noon so we do again the same experiment for 1 hours on experimental after we found a server to join what took 25 minutes because EVERYBODY WANTED TO TRYand there was no rubberband for us but machete master was kill by a bandit when he was running aroun the shop shouting 'HAHA LOOK I AM NOT RUBBERBAND' then he quitted

I never heard of you so I never miss you and now I read the posts you make you are probly a troll so I will not miss you in the future when you get another ban from the mods

anything what makes life of pain for cheaters is great news for me, I hope they also ban server admins who have private gear farm servers and then go and kill honest players with max gear loadouts what they get from cheating

there is a screenshot department for this pictures, you can see in the gallery and there are night time pictures there already so I don't understand why you make a new one but the picture on top is good one but the other ones you cant see nothing what happens

the worser idea for make this game even more worse is putting crap name tags on players so everyone know where they are hiding even if it was for very close player only this idea would make dayz worse I am sure, one time I was hide behing the cuboard in the upstairs in the piano house and a player came up the stairs but he didn't walk in he just looked quick and if there was name tags he would of seen me and because I had only a shovel and he had a shotgun I probly would be dead now one of the best things in dayz is hiding from players and this system of name tags will make hiding impossible and even more bad is they will see players they don't looking for

we was got kicked from a server what said DONT JOIN WILL KICK so then we try again and after we are kick again, me and machete master realise straight away it is a cheater server because is the same 3 guys on this one all the time and nobody else allow to come there so I am sure they using for get easy loot but no fear from player attacks. after they get the gear we think they going on different server and have a MASSIVE ADVANTAGE on normal player because they probly have best scope best gun best cloths best ammo and best health from cheating, machete was saying I don't understand why this is allow because LOOK!!! is easy to see the cheater server so I say I go to the forums because there will be a system for make a report and STOP THE CHEAT. but I don't find where to make the reports in the forums or steam AND I TRIED REDDIT BUT NOTHING, so there is a big problem what exist but we cannot find how to make a report and do something it should be something like a button we click and then put the information and after somebody check this out and close the server or make the cheater stop. my dad told me if there is one thing that can destroy any game it is a cheater because they make a pollution of the game and take away all the honesty and after they cheat everybody else experience is taint so this is serius problem and I hope the game maker is doing action and make this stop because we cant do nothing if there is no easy system and we don't get help from you to stop the game from ruined

me and machete master are in the airport we hiding on the bush sometime we going for drink water in the pond and sometime we going to the towns for food but the airport is where we live 90%

some building are perfect size like farm ones and the sheds and some house is good and aprtments and airport hangars but the school is only enough big to teach 6 mijits and in the classroom there is no space for desk the worse one is the hospital what is smaller than my house what I live in where is the wards with beds in rows and medical gear like air breathing tanks and nurse office??? one time I went to the hospital when my mum died from cancer and the hospital was so big we got lost for 2 hours try to find the right ward, we only found it after a doctor explained we were in the wrong wing and we had to walk 1/2 kilometre in a corridor to find the good one and this hospital is average not the biggest like in the city!!!! come on guys make big buildings like hospitals and schools proper BIG so we can get lost sometimes and enjoy to explore also make some houses have more rooms nobody lives in houses like some in dayz that have only a table and a bed

I was look and I don't see your name on the player list change your name in the game and also tell us your friend name so we can show screenshots when me and machete master came and kill you or are you scared or a LIAR???

I agree I am very glad there is players like this in dayz who make me feel scare even in town with no door open, they could be wait in every corner to kill me and is why when I play dayz I am in state of stress and paranoid. is nice to see story from guys who making the game greatest in the world

we was running from the farm in the field after we found some spaggeti in the long white barn and I made some rags out of a dirty tshirt so when the bullets were hitting the floor next to my feet I shouted to machete master 'QUICK HIDE IN THE TREES!!!' but was too late for machete master because after I shouted he said in teamspeak 'I am dead' in a sad voice like the same whan he died after I was given a timer but I didn't server hop the server was restart. machete master did a rage quit because he say he always die first I tried to calm him down and said was bad luck but I was also focus on my character survive and was zig zag to the trees and the bandits were still shooting me so I really didn't make machete master feel better and he logged out. but I was alive and call me bad person or whatever bro cos I was selfish and now I feel guilty but is too late to make things differently anyway. one bandit guy had auto weapon and one was using a single shot gun maybe a sks I don't know but my point is THEY WERE RIGHT TO SHOOT US!!! this is apocalypse LIFE AND DEATH TIMES and is survibal of the fittest who make it. I was shouting in direct 'ok guys you did what you did I don't care please stop and let me survive because I have everything fopr making a fire work' and I don't know if they heard me or what but the shooting stopped at the exact same time I stopped shouting. I was laying in the berry bush but I couldn't see anything and I couldn't move because I was sure they were waiting for me to finish me off. I tried to listen and I waited about 25 minutes and just was hoping they are gone. then I ran to the farm. I tried to make a fire in the shed but I couldn't but at least I tried and then I saw a man coming in the door with a mosin, he said put hands up and put the shovel down so I did that then he shot me and I died, he was right to shoot me when you think about it because how many time did he let someone live and after they shot him or another innocent??? sometimes to make your chances higher you need to do bad things so I forgive all the bandits and also if they didn't kill everyone there would be no fun in dayz and I have never killed a player because I have never had a gun and ammo at the same time, that is my problem not the bandits so remember next time you die, you should of run to the trees.

this conversation is start to getting out a control now, please just focus on what the main point is about bandits doing a great job and making dayz scary and also giving the experience of losing everything what makes us feel value about our live and our gear, because if we don't value our live and our gear and we don't have a fear about lose everything there is no point to play the game. one time I was in a town with everything I need to survive in the forest for making fires hunting animals carrying water and fixing injure with a bandage so I was plan to live like a mountain man for 3 weeks live off the lands and when I died from a bandit I was very very very unhappy for about 2 hours, I didn't rage quit I start again and try to get back to a same position to try fires and hunting and this makes me enjoy the game even the boring times. so thankyou bandits thankyou thankyou for making this game feel paranoid and scared and nervous all the time even in the forest away from towns because you make this game special and different like no other games

I want pooping in the game because #1 nobody ever doing before #2 is realism #3 I want to find a player doing so I can kill him easier #4 it make new tactic decisions for example do I g to the city and find a new backpack or do I go first to the forest for a shit?

this is DISGRACE!!!! WHY IS ALLOW BY THE GAME MAKER? if they make a gun with infinite ammo and every time you die you get again a new one HOW LONG BEFORE GAME IS FULL WITH INFINITE AMMO GUNS FROM DEAD PLAYERS??? This explain what happen to me and machete master in the airport because the guy was shooting for 5 minutes full auto NO RELOAD!!! simple answer make code that recognise infinite ammo magazine and when you try to join a server BAND FOR LIFE

a lot of guys saying what I was saying and agree some buildings are WAY TOO SMALL for realisticness and some are ok and also like one guy says why is not all house and room enterabled? even a small school in a village will be bigger than dayz school building by 300% and even the small hospital in a poor country will have room for more than 2 beds this is obvious and I don't try to say bad things about the game because I love the game but come on lets be realist here the buildings are sometimes too small for the characters. SO MAKE CHARACTERS SMALLER this is genius because it fix the building problems and MAKES THE MAP BIGGER as a bonus thing so we can make the map and buildings better with one easy step

you are Machete Master? we met on the airport before you was shot today, I am one what ran find the bandage from m4 bandit clanwho gave me some for you and you were sayved. After we went to find foods and you had some beans but no open them and I no open them because I having pickaxe but you had machete so when I gave the food to you back you opened it no problem bro lol and you are name machete master but you didn't even know machete open the cans XD we loot the houses and you eat too much were sick from too much food, I wait for you to help you get health but after we ran to the town you lost connaction I wait by your man so nothing happened bad but a zombie came when I was trying to make the fire and you were bleeding again. I tried to put the bandage but then your man vanish because log out timer must of ended so maybe you are dead. I try I hope you are alive if you remember me and want to team up send me the message and we can be friends (tell me what colour was my backpack so I know its you and not LIAR!!!!)

I play dayz because I like the big map and I always get lost I never know where I am and the Russian signs make me even more lost, one time I walked all around the map on the outside, I start on the coast I went to a city and found some food and 2 plastic water bottles and a bayonet to open the tins and a backpack, I went back to the sea and turn right and follow until the map stops, the map don't stop lol but trees stop and there is a line, you can see it if you look careful and then I followed it all around until I need to tutn right again and then you find again the sea. there is a big docks after the forest and I found more food and also drank water because I had no water since the forest. what I like about dayz is when you die you have nothing from before so you need to start over from scratch again so YOU DONT WANT TO DIE this makes me care about my characters life no other game makes me care because I respawn in counter strike and have the same guns. another good thing about dayz is the other players because most of them are bastards who kill but if you talk to them nice and say funny things sometimes they stop to be bastards and then you can be friends like the bandits who killed machete master but let me live and gave me a new torch, that was my best day in dayz because I played the night time and was scared, also I like the zombies

I found him in a german server he was hiding in the same place lol so I know you are a liar but its ok, me and machete master don't hate anyone we only hunt bandits who kill us or attack guys with no guns

machete master is my best friend in Dayz I met him in the airport one time and after he was shot but we had no bandage so I ran to the end building because I met before some friendly bandits there who gave me 75% bandage and I saved machete masters life but we were separated when he lost connaction. I was looking all the next 2 days in the servers for machete master and I found him in the same place on a german server and now we are a team.

I reelly hope this is true because yesterday I was trying to go from the police station to the pub but everytime I went close to the pub I was back into the police station and this was for a LONG TIME REPEATING. I was thought it might be hackers making my character trapped ina timewarp but machete master said it was rubberband because the new patch was having problems with all the new featyre like fire and animals

I reckon wind is important for surviving against zombies so why don't they put some in the game? like say there is them cock compass things on the church roofs to say what direction the wind is coming from and those funny cone flags on the airports also if we have cooking happening soon maybe we can SMELL the fire and food and have a message saying 'you smell food cooking' and we know which basic direction because smell follows the wind then we know what way to go to find the bbq or kill the man or RUN AWAY LOL , also for hunting we could stalk the deer down wind so they don't smell us too much AND ESCAPE PLUS SOUND TRAVELS WITH WIND SO WE CAN HEAR MORE IF THEY ARE IN WIND DIRECTION THIS IS FOR GUNS SOUNDS TOO make leaves blow in the wind direction and clouds to help us know more maybe LICK FINGER HOLD IN THE AIR to read direction of the wind where its going wind can affect bullets and also make you cold so you can shelter on some west facing rocks to keep shelter from east cold winds and make body temperature more safe for life

I'm glad he is listening to my idea

also when the wind is blowing strong make it so you have to use more energy to run against the wind and make it more easier to run with the wind behind you and maybe put windsurfing

yetsreday last night I found a shotgun and ammo for the first time I have a gun and ammo together I was very happy about it, I sent a pm to machete master and say come on please don't be sad I have a gun I can meet you by the coast and protect you and maybe you find a gun as well then we can be more dangerous for bandits and WE HAVE A CHANCE WITH TH SHOTGUN. machete master was going to bed because it was very late but then he said ok I will try and I told him a good server with a lot of players and I went to the beach, well he said he was near berezino but if I am honest I still don't know all the towns so I was going the wrong way and it was more than 1 hour and 20 minutes before we fin eachother by the multistory car park and now I know where is berezino. (thanks to peewee hermit who I tried to shoot with the shotgun but I missed and then we talked and he told me the direction for berezino, I am sorry for shooting at you but it was the first time I ever havd a gun and ammo and saw a player who didn't see me first LOL) I am glad I missed him because I think I would never find machete master if I did kill peewee hermit. we were proned on the roof of the carpark and we saw 3 players running down the hill, machete master said we should try to find the airport and get a gun for him, I agreed it was a great plan so I said you go and I follow you mate, he ran with his fists up and I did the same. we never found the airport because after 20 minutes I heard shooting close and machete master disconnected from teamspeak without saying anything not even good night so I wqs sure he got killed, I ran very fast into the trees and found a big rock where I stayed for about 30 minutes and I listened, but the shooting stops. my point is it is hard to be bandit hunters when you have only one gun with 2 people and if the bandits see you first you better move fast and don't try to reason with them, run to the trees and find a rock or bush and STAY STILL AND LISTEN. it will save your life I am sure.