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i will visit tonight and maybe you can teach me fishing skills and i asking machete master if he coming also i hope he do because some guys saying i am imaginate my frend but why i do that for? he is not interested in forums i say to him before make account and we can find more frends there but he say is most of them trolls and fanboys and maybe there is a point he making but in the game he is good guy who die a lot and rage quit a lot but also never tell lie or steal froma frend.

dayz is a game what gives you the challenge of live and survive in zombie apocalypse and like real apocalypse it is other man who is most danger because they are try to kill you always and have better brain than any AI reason man kills man in dayz 1 from fear of lose life or gear or locations 2from angriness from always dieing and blame next guy he see 3 from paranoia that every man is trying to take his gear and kill him 4 for practise because he found a gun and you are first player he seeing 5 for pleasure of enjoying dominate the other man 6 for enjoy adrenalin what comes when you risk everything and maybe win a prize or losing 7 to make other guy feeling sadness to make him sadness feel less but this never work I dieing a lot a lot in dayz most in the first few days I playing because I was not realise how much other man choose to kill but don't talk or try to be friends but I learn quickly so I don't mane the same mistakes but I also DONT CHANGE MY APPROACH STYLE OF PLAY I stay friendly when I meet a player in the street or the fields and always try to be frends do I still die? hahaha YES OF COURSE SOMETIMES but only 10% because 90% I manage to see what is motivate the player to kill from my list 1 - 7 and I make them feel like no reason to be afraid or paranoid no more, we can be a team and have some good fun until the server restart and we again alone in hell. so don't get angry when you die because maybe you maked mistake and always try to talk because most times this creates best fun in dayz if you don't believe me what I am sayin ask my frend machete master who is now my best dayz frend and when we meet was almost murder for us but we choose fun and life first. it is true most important thing ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF DAYZ because even when you die is only a game and maybe you learn something to help you next time similar thing is happen choose fun and life I see a lot a lot of pain and angriness and rage on this forum players attack other players because they don't agreeing HOW THEY CHOOSE TO PLAY A GAME!!! come on relax and remember games are for enjoying not for pain and hating because you feel too emotion about lose some digital gear in a game where the gear is FREE!!! so next time you feel angry hating and rage think about why you playing dayz and if you are maybe forget what is important thing in life???? it is having fun

I don't know about mod humanity system because I never buy arma 2 games but I think is like killers have special hat so everyone know is killer yes? I don't like this because it is not same like what happens in the real world you never can tell who is a danger or who is a frend if I meet a player and he have killer hat I will know how to talk so he laugh and forget for short time about killing and remember about being fun and frends

I AM NOT KILL ON SIGHT PLAYER. my camping adventure was finish yesterday after I find AKM and I start to be bored but I don't regret it was a LOTS OF FUN live like a trapdoor spider waiting for flies coming in and strike like cobra for top gear. If I meet you in the game I always do 2 things 1 I say hey and try to be frend 2 I stay hide and wait if I am maybe on mission and have no time for risk life for talking I don't shoot without talking I only doing this in my camping dayz and this dayz are finish so please if you see my name in the server you know is one frend for sure in chernarus map

here is definition of douchebag what is says in English dictionary Definition of douchebag in English:douchebag Line breaks: douche|bagPronunciation: /ˈduːʃbag /noun 1A small syringe for douching the vagina, especially as a contraceptive measureis strange American take this medical tool for helping woman and make insult. I found one syringe in the green house but I never know how to use this in the way what it design for. if you meaning asshole players I never feel sad or angry when I dieing so nobody is asshole for me because if they try to make me annoy they fail so is more like they are loser than asshole. only you have power to give permission to other player to make you unhappy if you choose to feel mad after some dieing or torture is not they who are asshole douchebeg is you for react in way that making you feel more worser instead just smile and think haha I am die again

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I like the milky way but I don't think a game can mke same effect of billions of star in spiral galaxy arm what is sideways for us to see because photon of light on retina is better resolution than 1080p and this make milky looking beautiful but I hope they try something who know maybe they manage the miracle

ok if you think what I am say is for being a troll I don't understand why because I am just one guy who finds a great game and comes here to speak about but now I see a topic I join conversation and make simple point why devs never go to official game forum for ANY GAMES because is too many crazy in the world and then guy comes after and PROVE MY POINT so I show to other guys in the conversation 'look, you see, this is why devs don't coming here' and I am troll??? haha, you are nice guy I am sure but please before you make a personal attack and start to shout bad names for people you never meet before maybe listen to the voice that say 'shhhh, don't be crazy in public' and try to understand own problrems before accuse other guy of have problems that exist in your brain that care too much about a forum for a game that still is be develop

you don't see how much mad insane you looking for a game forum this rage and insult because some guys who make the game don't listen you?? find doctor calm down relax and drink milk before head explode and you are broke down from stress of being ignore by a man in check republic who never realise you exist before too late.

this is why exact reason what make the devs don't coming here

this grenade and molotoff cocktail is great fear maker of the camper artist, if they make grenade happen I hope they make possible a system like maybe take the old bath from the bathroom put upside down and hide there safe from explod so the guy come in very confident is nobody there mybe dead camper then I throwing the bath away and doing headshot in him face hahaha

I DONT AGREE!!!! first you need survive long enough time and find what is need for survive alone in the house for long time then you must find a house what have good chance for top loot player coming here but low chance for low loot player then you need to be patint and don't listen to temptation of going out side is discipline then you must have ability to be sharp in the focus have quick reaction and perfect kill emotions after sometime many hour when nothing happen make you falling aslep and most important you need to win the fights kill the player everytime and DONT DAMAGE GEAR = HEADSHOTS IS ART everything if you doing in perfection way is art include camping I doing 6 hours kill 4 player even one guy who make axae attack after desink stop my gun select happening I stay calm find the gun and make headshot kill between eyes of this man. I AM ARTIST OF CAMPING

maybe the devs just dont want to post on here because everyone realise official game forums have some normal guys who like the game and some new guys who want to find important information or learm stuff like what they don't know yet because no manual for teaching but also.... FANBOYS LIKE STALKER and HATER LIKE STALKER if I am gamer dev I don't never going in the forum because is always same there is very strange man who love too much the game or hating too much the game and they need help from a doctor not some dev to say hello here is a picture of my cat.

yesterday after 6 hours of wait not 6 hours session but 4 sessions what is adding together to make 6 hours at last my 4th victim walk into the house and after he looked around the downstairs area I heard my new favourite noise in dayz what is a player coming on the stair I was waiting in the room on right side from player view when he came I shoot one sks into his brain and now I am proud to explain I have my first AKM with 57 round of pristine bullet and with the other 3 camper victims I never had so much good healths and so much beautiful gear I think I am now ready to take my new AKM to the beach and try hunt the sniper players. My camping adventure was fun success and I will never forget the fun of 4 kills of player who were 100% sure nobody in the house nice relax and no worry but after they respawn I am sure they thinking 'we must never forget behind every door maybe is clever patient evil camper son of the bitch' pease out

I agree because 3 military airport in walking closeness is too much and a new civilian airport can make a new place what is different from other airports

I noticing more last days when I am running and then I press 'V' to do a jump over the gardens or small rock my character refuse so I was think maybe I have a breaked leg but I miss maybe the message what comes in the corner when something bad is happen but then today machete master said nope not breaked leg is lag, is this always the same or is new lag and is this connecting to when I try to push the hotkey and hold the gun but nothing happens? this was almost kill me today because a guy coming on the stairs very fast and I put my book away to raise the gun but nothing happened first 3 times and he hit me with the axe but then the gun came and I killed the man and I was sayved. is the lag?

this is good sense idea. why is this happen because is my keyboard talking to the server ok, so I push WASD key is NEVER PROBLEM why only jump put gun and doors??? I don't realise why W key make the journey to server but V key staying home

thank you for fast reply. is way to do a repair? maybe if I put lower graphical settings this helping me

there really is not some excuses for saying you are boring from dayz because it is sandbox game and way of playing is unlimiting is only your imaginate ideas what is put a limit on what to do in the game like macdeth says there is alot alot alot to be doing and is alpha build of the game I will not having the time to do everything in the list and feel boring before rocket is adding more new features and extra item and content for us to discover and learn

OP if you say dayz is boring after you play 20 hours in one year I don't think you are understand what the game is fun when you can enjoy the time just to be alive looking for food but also feel afraid because maybe a player is watch you what you doing and is making plans far murder you. Dayz is not like diseny world with fun things every 2 minutes the fun is happen when you imaginate things and sometimes nothing can happen good or bad in 3 hours but sudden something like gun shoot or a player runs in front of the house what you are looking in. and the fun is intense moment after long time of doing nothing to much exciting . it is not a game about nice guns and nice hats is a game about do everything to survive and do what is needed to keep alive and this is the fun. one time I was laying in the hill behind the rock and I was just looking at the town for maybe 2 hours i had no gun i had no axe only a kitchen knife some can of food and 2 plastic water bottle 30% with water but i was sick after wat the zombie did to me so i was recovering my health status slowly and safe, this is not excitement because nothing exciting was happening behind a rock but i was really happy to bbe safe and slowly get energy and water in my system and the colour of the world was coming back and i felt amazing. try this

yeas I am happy and yes I am a camping and no I don't become mainstream kill on sight players bevause if I see a player in the field or on the street I will try to talk and 99% we are friends after even when somebody shoot and its ok because everybody afraid in dayz to die but when they realise you are trying to be a friend most time what I tried this they have relief and relax some more and forget about murder hahaha it is good to know there is a angel who is patrol the airport to kill snipers I never tried snipering before because I never found sniper gun but I am happy there is sniper because it make me afraid when I see a hill or a apartment maybe there is a sniper what is hiding there watch me through his zoom scope. good job bone boys I make a suggestion next time you see I am write about something STOP don't read a word. go to the bathroom and empty your ass then you can read and laugh but you don't have to worry about making poop trousers. I am have lunch nowe but when my dad going to the shopping I am put dayz on the pc and relax read some more about the alice in wonderlands and keep my ears open and my gun closer.

yes this is a good idea what you make in the server browser screen a simple report button you press it type what happens and all the information is there when you have the problems happen after you were kick by bad admin etc and you don't need to leave the game and spend 30 minute online detective also YOUR information from steam account is recorded by this system so will be ZERO TROLL doing report for stupid reasons like to make problems for enemy admins who are LEGAL BANDITS because if you shout for the wolf too many times and there was never a wolf they stop to believe what you say. great idea is need some details from the devs and after maybe testing but I think you have mad e great idea what can help us to fight admin abuse what is happen everyday and is pollution of great game dayz we need to tell rocket about this maybe in the morning and begin to make this happen not just an empty dream

today I maked my first kill in dayz EVER and I am very sad about because I try always to do what my mum teached me about always try to be nice to people and fighting is ok IF YOU HAVE NO CHOICE but you should try to solving problem what happen in calm way and with words but this guy HE GIVE ME NO CHOICES. when I was run from elektro to airport in the north I was lost but I seen 2 guys run into the green house so I walking outside and say in direct 'hey guys can you halp me find the airport please?' and one guy said ok but put the gun on the floor. 'I said I will do it if you doing the same because I don't know if you will steal it and kill me or maybe you are good guys but I don't know so I will keep my gun thankyou and I stay behind the rock so I roll behind the rock another guy with a gun said I really must put away the gun before they come from the house so I told an lie and say I don't have ammo which is not the best way to behav and I feel sorry for lying but it is not real life so is not real lie, they come out and say 'what airport you want?' and I say the north one and they laugh and say but there is 2 in the north you noob but I didn't know that because I didn't see EVERY PIECE OF THE MAP AND REMEMBER LIKE A MAGIC SHOW so I said please tell me and I will go there to the best airport and they said north west is best one. ok, so please where is north west airport? I am starting to get annoy but they laugh and both guys tell me different direction so I know one is lying but I don't know what one is liar, ok I say forget it I will just go to that town in the hill. so I roll away from the rock and then one of the guys shoots at me I said 'HEY COME ON WE MADE A DEAL ABOUT NO SHOOTING' and his friend agrees and say 'don't kill him he is a noob' but this made me more angry so I killed him with a headshot and his friend ran to the house again and closed the door and shouted insult I was talking outside about importance of honour and never say one thing and doing different because then nobody respect what you say and he said what about ammo bullshit??? and I was ashame because it is true I lied then tried to tell him don't lie so I alpologised and said 'you are right I did lie I am sorry' he said it is ok. then I ran to the town in the hill and found binoculars and a new backpack and now I am a murderer and I don't know how to feel about I just want to tell you guys and maybe god will forgive and my mum also rest in pease

when somebody saying something what you agree on this forums we give them a can of beans but when I play dayz if I see beans I don't care too much and only taking if I have no food and my health is low, beans is the same for me like sardines peach and spaghetti it is less than cereals and definitely worser than rices when I see rices I am happy and I take ALWAYS EVEN WHEN I AM NOT HUNGRY and I make space if I have to throw away some beans to take the rices I DOING IT!!!! because it makes me have more health and takes less space than a lots of beans so if I like someone I don't say 'here my friend have some beans' because this is like a insult on them I prefer to say 'hey here is my last rices for you' because this has much more value in fact in game I NEVER GIVE RICES TO ANYONE because they are rare and the best so in the forums we should give rices when we agree what the guy are saying and beans if we don't care too much and empty can if we don't agree at all

I know what you are mean op because I use to feel nervus all the time when I saw players because I think I was scare about dieing and losing everything what I spend many time trying to find but now I can relax more because I realise... IS ONLY GAME now when I see a player I don't think about dieing I don't think about lose my stuff I just think maybe this is a new friend that we can have some fun and you know what? ever since I change my attitude I didn't die from any players only from falling from the ladder and a zombie eats me I enjoy much more now and I try to teach maschete master the same way but maybe some people aren't good for communicating with strangers or something because he tries to say hi but usual he get killed so maybe the best way to stay calm and relax is just feel calm and relax when you play and remember it is a game and you don't really die and all the things you can lose ids not real things I hope my advice halp