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DayZ! The Review! --- Just give a read, and troll it.
ThatGuyWithNoHands posted a topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
FULL EDIT! Power Point! 1) Day Z is a Survival Horror game in the same sense that I'm a paleontologist with a PhD in masturbating with the back of my knee. 2) Day Z will never become Pve, there's no need or substance to prolong the games life beyond that. Those who dislike being murdered - exit stage left. Not stage right, that would make me politically correct. 3) Day Z is a Glorified Deathmatch Mod starring beans. 4) Day Z shouldn't have a space between the DAY and the Z. Stop that. 7) DayZ's community was fueled by social media. Not because it's a good game. But because it was portrayed as a Survival Horror game. In time those who were here from the beginning will stick with those who were brave enough to come from the zombie-like media frenzy. 10) Why can't I surrender to Zombies, and be one of them? I want to be bros. 21) Something about bath salts. 89) Look for a game that is actually survival horror that doesn't have it's 'core part' focused on Pvp. Also stop calling it that, it's called Beanicidal Ganking. -
Okay, those who read the first line, and bitch in quick reply. Have fun. Survival Servers or Passive Servers. -More Zombies, they have more health. -Less food and water to find. Less ammo. Less weapons. -NO friendly fire. -Low capacity servers, 10-20 max. -For the lack of 'paranoia' maybe NPC shooters. Bandit controls buildings or cities which lack zombies and instead have these NPC Bandits ---Lack of ammo and food will keep people from server hoping, and if possible make that impossible. Save characters to a specific server. If they leave their shit disappears. Hardcore or Free-Roam Servers. -Just as they are now. If half your demographic is asking for something like this and you just don't give two shits, you're a piece of shit. Add it, if it sucks worse than it is now for the Casual Gamer throw it out. At least we'll stop asking for it. This also won't change the game for the other half. But they'll continue to bitch about how this is a bad idea because now - instead of killing people who have no interest in KOSing everyone - they'll be actually hunting people with skill. Also. Most people who want this are players who play solo. This will give them a chance to meet people perhaps. Team up on Hardcore servers (With fresh starter gear as to keep things fair). (There's the forums too, if people are looking for a group. Go ask.)
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This would influence killing spawning players - as they are an obvious threat!!!!! (Not some, at least) Good idea though... Like a skinning knife only for WATER! Seafood for dinner.
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Keep canned food rare, make soda even more rare
ThatGuyWithNoHands replied to switch296's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
I agree with the soda. Somewhat. Maybe they can add a diabetus meter? :D Canned food should be more rare than what it already is. Perhaps. Maybe spoiled food that gives, like, a 20% chance of food poisoning. You make a good point, my dear sir! -
Unconventional Weapons: Non-Lethals, Homemade and more
ThatGuyWithNoHands replied to ElemenoP's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
I actually like this. Don't tell anyone. Great idea man! But it would be crazy to work on. I'd hate to be the dev who green lights this. -
Because every normal guy happens to have a gun. I admit now it's kinda annoying considering that if you cross a bandit he'll shoot you no matter what. Chalk this one up to - "Trying new things." To me. Sadly. Someone who bitches about pvp. This makes sense.
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Text Hot keys - Surrender, Friendly etc
ThatGuyWithNoHands replied to DemonGroover's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
And get shot anyways!:D This would just leave you defenseless. Like a taunting move you wern't able to break simply because movement might not be allowed. Leaving you vulnerable to the bandit who is slowly raising his gun and giggling before emptying a mag into your chest. -
Passive Servers - Hardcore Severs
ThatGuyWithNoHands replied to ThatGuyWithNoHands's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
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Aaaah, Bandits. ...Good idea though. In the colder times, it could be a point to rob (Which never happens) or kill on sight and take clothing to stay warm. And then keep doing it. Just because it's fun.
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Maybe. But that would mean you have to approach a zombie. Open your backpack. Right click hatchet. Click attack. For the sake of this, it's a one hit kill. You're bleeding. Covered in zombie guts. You fall over. You get back up. Low on blood. You throw up. You bleed out. There's no melee mechanic in Arma II Otherwise... did you get this from Shawn of the Dead? Lol. It's a good idea. Or maybe a way to pretend to be an undead. Which can influence them to accept you for a minor amount of time before they catch on.
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Ideas about pacifism, surviving and zeds
ThatGuyWithNoHands replied to Xreal (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
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Post its / sticky notes / troll its
ThatGuyWithNoHands replied to kwhy (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
Demons Souls. This would never work. There's no single server saving. It's a HIVE. -
Knock down time reduction?
ThatGuyWithNoHands replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
So you have a mindless, evil creature who wants to eat you running full force. Flailing about. And he hits you. You're low on blood which - when hit you get dizzy. Or even knocked silly. Maybe tone the time it takes to recover down a bit. Good idea. -
Good idea. Maybe less than 30%. Make food seriously important than just health packs for blood.
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Please stop with anti-sandbox suggestions!
ThatGuyWithNoHands replied to Arnoldio's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Well. Either the mod gets better (Stop calling it a game) or people will begin to fade away. Suggestions on a mod which can be easily taken, altered, and made into anything they want is folly at best. (I also believe DayZ is protected) Treating this mod with dignity is just disrespectful to Arma II (No one here has actually played the game this mod grows out of, do they?) Like the Saxton Hale mod for TF2. Yeah. It's fun. Now I'll go play the actual game this mod grows out of like a tumor. Mind you, a very well done and fun to play tumor. Though, the reason those mods became successful were from listening to their players. Adding and removing things which were reasonable. If half your demographic ask for something and you don't give a shit. You're a piece of shit. -
I'm never going to another deerstand again.
ThatGuyWithNoHands replied to everyone's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Cool story bro. I masturbate in the deer stands. Also the damn things seem to always find a way to break my damn legs so I never bother to even climb up. Didn't even know loot spawned in them. Figured they were just death traps. -
Anyone playing less or completely stopping until the new DayZ patch comes out?
ThatGuyWithNoHands replied to hazychestnutz's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
A reason to add Survival Only servers. Not just PK bullshit. Tired of gunning down people with a makarov who want to play bandit. -
To the 3 guys in the church I killed...
ThatGuyWithNoHands replied to Omega (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Titty sprinkles. Good work buddy, but see I just lure a huge group of zombies to the bro's who sit around the towns near the shore to kill lower level players just because they can. I drop everything. Shoot some morphine, and run. First moron to shoot me get me running headlong into them. I die. Watch on the Channel as he brags about killing a noob. Notices all the zombies. Begins to bitch and moan about how that was an exploit and how I should die and go play the sims or something. In short. You're doing it wrong. Without your own death this story sucks. -
Rocket, is it too much to ask?
ThatGuyWithNoHands replied to speed neck's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
This guy's dick has got to be pruned from all the sucking. I want in. Rocket. Quit while you're ahead. Just drop everything and be all: "Lol sorry folks." The AGONY... -
You either die a friendly or live long enough to see yourself become a bandit
ThatGuyWithNoHands replied to Kashus's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
In other words. Play Survival Horror. or Play Hide and Seek Deathmatch? -
Times that you lost some good loot on you.
ThatGuyWithNoHands replied to Nex (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Trying to spank it in a gas station and some Zombie bro comes in. Think it's all cool think he's about to join in on the action and he bites me. Bleeding out, try to stop the bleeding with a can of beans. It doesn't work. Lost all my beans that day... Every single can. -
Day Z Appreciation Thread
ThatGuyWithNoHands replied to usszim's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Honestly. Blow each other in a single thread. Also it's not a fuckin' game it's a Mod. There's a difference. -
New Terminology! Beandits!
ThatGuyWithNoHands replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
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Favorite youtuber for Dayz?
ThatGuyWithNoHands replied to Hyroshi's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
DevilDogGamer Even if he is a bandit asshole. It's his voice... And he travels in packs and has interesting, tense gameplay. Worth a peak. -
Can we stop the CoD/BF3 name calling?
ThatGuyWithNoHands replied to shadowvfx's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
This game is based off a first person shooter. Bandits really don't care about zombies. Most new people are from other FPS'. Most new people who get gewd at the game are assholes. Hence, the name calling. Asshole. So. Nope.avi