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Your stupidest death
ThatGuyWithNoHands replied to frenchy789's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Went prone in a doorway. Got cut. Broken leg. Got up to put on a bandage. Fell over, Zombie saw me. Inject morphine. Get up. Zombie brought bros. Dinner. -
DayZ! The Review! --- Just give a read, and troll it.
ThatGuyWithNoHands replied to ThatGuyWithNoHands's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Welcome to the internet! But... yeah it is the same direction. Only, sprinting towards the cliff, full sprint too not that pussy slow jog-sprint. It's literally AIMING for the end. -
20 words or less: Super-Low Humanity Detection
ThatGuyWithNoHands replied to rocket's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
No Twenty words. There's two. Oh fuck there's four! EIGHT! NINE! TEN! Hide and Seek Deathmatch. Mod. Return Bandit Skin. Nineteen. Twenty. -
Suggested change to the mod
ThatGuyWithNoHands replied to Arkham's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
You don't reshape a lump of shit. You polish it and make it pretty. This indirectly reflects my opinion on Jay-Z and his relationship with... Who was it...? Kanye West. That's right. -
DayZ Urban Dictionary - Invent Your Own Terminology.
ThatGuyWithNoHands replied to SupWithThat's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
You add this to your silly dictionary you bastard. ADD IT! -
Melee Weapon Petition
ThatGuyWithNoHands replied to WildGunsTomcat's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Aaaaah. First we attempt to turn DayZ into an MMO. Then we try to turn it into Left for Dead. I really like where this Mod is going. If all else fails! Let's turn DayZ into hide and seek with bullets! -
Day Z Appreciation Thread
ThatGuyWithNoHands replied to usszim's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
2nd. Thanks for the mod. Not much else to say. Got any kids? Wife? Are you really a rocket? Do you also have no hands? -
THE Night is TOO DAMN DARK Thread. Others will be deleted etc.
ThatGuyWithNoHands replied to Slamz's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
In a world where Night is Day and Day is Night. ... It's called Night for a reason. But I somewhat agree. Makes sense, though. Turn your lights off, might help. -
Broken bone in Chernarus
ThatGuyWithNoHands replied to Nukleofilen's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Old Yeller... And I fell off a building and shoot morphine like it does something else, so I had none. Immediately got eaten shooting a hospital window in search for morphine. Good times... -
I can claim to have no hands. That doesn't necessarily mean it's the truth. I'd just like to pick up more than one watch. So, upon meeting another survivor, I can attempt to sell them watches.
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20 words or less: Spawning without a weapon
ThatGuyWithNoHands replied to rocket's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Yes People spawning in can't quickly get into griefing. Only you'll be more easily hunted. Resulting in a lack of consistency. -
Anyone get this working for a Mac?
ThatGuyWithNoHands replied to BARONVONBULLSHIT's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
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DayZ! The Review! --- Just give a read, and troll it.
ThatGuyWithNoHands replied to ThatGuyWithNoHands's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
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Extension to one of Rocket's idea: Gear damage by gunfire
ThatGuyWithNoHands replied to psycho84's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
Sure can! Or they can shoot you first. Choices' date=' choices, what to do, what to do... [/quote'] Respawn -> Try again. Asshole 101 my friend. -
Q, W, E, are different speeds. Try that next time! And I had a boat, too. Swam out about midway through the ocean. Jumped in it. It had little gas left so I brought it by a dock, jumped out and went to the nearest gas station. Come back and there's a horde waiting for me. Fire off a few rounds, pick off two of them. Sprint towards the boat. Get hit, bleeding. I'd rather be able to apply a bandage in a vehicle then shoot from one. As it was said before, Arma II doesn't allow shooting from vehicles.
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Suggestion: Medical Supply Changes
ThatGuyWithNoHands replied to dizzymagoo's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
Blood types would be bucking fonkers. Morphine should also kill from an overdose. Two/Three shots = slow death. Two shots of morphine could give you a vision change. I like your pain pills idea. I disagree with your bandage idea if only because it takes too long to apply one. At best, 7-8 seconds and if I need another one I'm already down to 6k and looking for cans of beans to shove down my gullet. -
No Backpacks or Guns on spawn
ThatGuyWithNoHands replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
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Friendly and Not-So-Friendly-Shoot-Him-For-Those-2-Makarov-Rounds-He-Has
ThatGuyWithNoHands posted a topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
Playing Day-Z before it went mainstream I never really cared for Forums first of all. Then Youtube was invented (Timeline might be fucked here so move along if history is important to you) Then those popular channels who make money decided to peddle Day-Z to the masses!... Who... play Battlefield, Call of Duty, Counter Strike, so on... Then the community turned to shit! Now I see this Mod being more than a Mod and more like an addon in the future. Fuck it's a work in progress and it's like an addon. It's fuckin'. FU-KING awesome mind you. I just see a little bit of a problem... Now before I start we'll get one thing out of the way first. I enjoy team work. My friends don't like the game because it revolves around Bandits. Say what you will - bandit vs Survivor = Bandit winning because he shoots first. Right now Day-Z is attracting many types of people. We'll go ahead and name them for the sake of argument. John Doe, a casual gamer who plays about an hour - two hours a day. Coolio McShootums, A gamer who plays... constantly. Is all about action and if he spends two seconds of standing still he's punching himself in the balls for some sort of adrenaline rush. See, John Doe wants more zombies. More of the Apocalypse feel and not just the whole... Well there's two zombies here I can take them out, and loot the place and be done with it. In all honesty John's feeling a little underwhelmed by the lack of zombies at times. Exploits on killing them aside, Ex. Walking into a house, turning around, unloading - they're not really a threat... They hit hard but if you KNOW you're about to agro 3 and can't take them out quietly - that's what you do. Or. Some people at least. John does it. Only one problem for John, however. See he's been trying to find a gun and he's got two rounds left in the pistol he started out with and he happens to have nothing really of interest. When finding a pile of trash he decides to sift through it; only to be shot in the back of the head by someone wielding an Ak47 and revolver at his hip! Why? John was clearly a threat! Sifting through that trash and ready to slit the throat of any living or dead creature around with a serrated tin can! HE WANTED BLOOD! Or... maybe just trying to survive... Well, after blowing Johns brains out Coolio McShootums smiles with glee and doesn't even bother looting the bodies. Hell it was obvious from the coyote pack and the makarov that he had little to nothing. Coolio doesn't need food either. Hell, the last several lone survivors he found had plenty of canned beans on the coastline. Easy pickings, he says. But what's this? Coolio McShootums friends arrive in the world - after of course murdering countless innocent survivors - and join him upon his rampage of killing single, harmless, coastline survivors. He is clearly a bad-ass. So, that was a long drawn out representation on the game as I see it so far. You have the person who just wants to play and be merry and the people who - despite having what they need - troll around killing other players for... their starter pistol. No, there is no need to kill anyone really. In this game most of all. Though the lack of zombies and lack of threat (no fault of you devs if you're reading this just saying) brings in Coolio and his FPS pals to play DeathMatch with those who aren't interested. Almost like forcing people to play tag with you, only with bullets. "Oh, but if that wasn't in the game it would take the paranoid feeling from the game." --No, in fact any sort of paranoid feeling shouldn't ever be considered fun. "We kill other players for their guns." --Alright. What if they have a makarov. Gonna put that to good use? "Okay, fine, we kill them for their supplies." --Know what would be more realistic. If you traded like good little boys. That will never happen, unfortunately because you can respawn and try again. And again. And again. There's no real penalty. So. Why not make Friendly servers. Increase the Zombie to Survivor ratio in these servers. Make it about core co-op survival for those who aren't into getting gunned down for no reason than to help someones silly little green face make an evil grin. Make bullets, guns, food harder to find so no one can camp out in one city with a group of folks for too long without getting overrun. Survival! Food, Water meters decline about 20% faster. Blood packs are rare, as are medical supplies. So on, yada yada. Keep the servers you have now as a type of every-man thrill seeking game where everyone's a threat and there is no peace among thieves and murderers. A few concerns seem to come up, an obvious trolling bandits rolling into Co-op servers because - lets face it... You already know who you are. Will most likely attempt to root out, draw in, agro, smoke, flares, ect. so add a kicking tool maybe. Such as; A majority vote. Over 60% and it's successful. Say what you will, I'm just tired of getting murdered by someone for a goddamn makarov. It'd be nice to play with decent people for once. I have no fuckin' hands, man. -
The perfect game I never made, and how dayz is already half way there.
ThatGuyWithNoHands replied to thoxon's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions