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Somebody is bound to make a mod for it OP. Is modding possible in the standalone yet? Will it ever be possible? I haven't got the standalone yet and I haven't played the mod in almost two years. Reinstalling it now.

Seriously? Not only did someone actually just suggest this but other people are actually going along with it. Go play The Last of Us if you want executions.

They can hear your arsehole clentch.

>Self-bloodbag. no pls

That is true, but I still think it should be implemented. There should be plenty of ways for the player to mess himself up without having anything directly happen to him or her. You know what I mean?

I don't see why cowboy hats wouldn't fit in... I mean there would have to be cowboy hats floating around in Russia, right?

Yes. I don't... Really have anything else... To say... Thats it.

I came here hoping for free dope. Needless to say I left disappointed.

Well I hope locational damage can be implemented into the mod. If not, then lets hope its in the standalone.

I really wish Rocket/Razor picked different models that didn't need the pack to look good rather then these ones that look shitty without it.

Balota Buddies. No question about it.

No, but you have to admit emptying an entire clip of a M1911 into someones chest and having them run away like nothing happened is retarded.

"Color saturation starts to fade out at blood level 9000" Oh sweet. I suggested that on the forums about two weeks ago.

We all know that on low blood colours start to get desaturated, right? Right. What I don't like about this is that you can lose a miniscule amount of blood and your screen will desaturate slightly. I'm sure I'm not the only one who notices this and finds it annoying. I hate having everything slightly desaturated because I got hit by one zombie five minutes ago, so my suggestion is that desaturation should slowly start when you reach 9000 blood and keep going down until its at the appropriate level to whatever blood you're on. This will be much better for players like me and will help everyone tell that they're in trouble when everything starts gradually getting darker and darker.

I don't care how slow I get a weapon out... I WANT TO FUCKING MOVE WHILE GETTING ANOTHER WEAPON OUT. Getting chased by a zombie and want to get your pistol out to dispatch it? "Oh... I guess I'll just stand in the middle of this field completely open to sniper fire and zombies to sling my weapon onto my back and pull out my pistol..." NO! YOU DON'T DO THAT! YOU DO THIS: "OOOOHHH SHIT! THIS PLACE IS BAD! SHIT ITS A ZOMBIE! SHIT SHIT SHIT *run run run, pulls out pistol* DIEEEEEEEE!"

Plus the fact Chernarus is not where you live so its not going to follow your seasons. And yeah, easter eggs would suit a game like this well, but I don't think the players are supposed to decide what they are.

Imagine your character getting his arm cut off and hearing him scream. Thats some brutal shit right there.

The black and white effect is kind of realistic though, isn't it? I mean if you're always on the brink of passing out I'm sure you wouldn't be able to see very well.

Ive seen a helicopter crash into Cherno. The buildings can get destroyed already, but I'm sure in standalone and Arma 3 (I haven't bought Arma 3 yet) the destruction is probably better.

+1 for WoW logging out system.

Son. Did you just fucking say that the Enfield isn't going to be in the standalone? DID YOU JUST FUCKING GO THERE? I SWEAR IF YOU FUCKING SAY THAT AGAIN. I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU M8. FUKIN NO SKOPE ACROS CHRNERUS M8. U FUKIN HEER ME?

Man your signature is syncing perfectly with the music I'm listening to right now. I can't stop looking at it. And yes, that shit is annoying as hell. Usually I wait until I need to eat and that gets me back to full most of the time.

This would be cool man but Box is right, unfortunately.

Mod, and I agree with you about the standalone.

>Implying Frankie isn't best commentator. You best check yourself before you Shrek yourself.