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Sandbogs. EDIT: I think my profile picture makes that typo even more hilarious.

Hope those Viral Zeds have worthwhile loot.

Also, your profile picture is hilarious.

I don't know what to do with this information.

What the fuck is wrong with you, op?

From Balota to Cherno... Me and my two other friends had broken legs. Actually we didn't even get morphine. We got sniped. It was hilarious. Learnt pretty fast to keep morphine on you always, so its never really happened to me.

So I decided to start playing DayZ again after about a month and I get this error message that says "BattlEye Initialization Failed" every time I try to join a server... Jesus Christ. I'm tired of having to sort out this bullshit every time BattlEye fucks up. I shouldn't have to do it myself. They should. I tried validating and copying and pasting my ArmA 2 BattlEye folder over to the Operation Arrowhead folder but NOPE. This hopeless cheat detection wont let me play.

No no. Look at his signature. "I'm not a brony, but this is seriously the greatest TV show ever!" Come on man... Yes you are...

Its a good suggestion, but as others have said, the server wouldn't be able to handle it.

How about cutting the limbs off of zombies, but they survive for a certain amount of time before they bleed out? Imagine having a zombie come after you with blood gushing out where its arm used to be. Also, crawlers should have broken, one, or no legs, so they have to pull themselves along the ground. How creepy would that look?

I know zombies will (along with loot) spawn at the start of every server restart in the standalone, but I don't know if they will roam outside of their towns.

On a completely unrelated note, your profile picture looks familiar. Wheres it from?

I wish different skins were used. Hate looking at the low-res ones.

Jeez the skins suck, anyway. They were taken out in the first place for a reason.

Aw yeah. Had no idea what the hell I was doing the first time I played. Just followed a road with a Makarov and a Crossbow, looting the towns I went past. God it was fun.

That was hilarious. And anyway, what do you mean the old DayZ? The mod is in alpha and the standalone hasn't been released yet.

>Playing DayZ. >Looting and shit. >Suddenly "Take me back to Vietnam" appears on my screen as text. >"This is going to have something to do with helicopters, isn't it?". >Teleport. >MFW I was right. >My face is my profile picture. >Helicopters are FUCKING. EVERYWHERE. >Smart people either ejected (me) or flew away. >Dumb people stayed and fought each other. >Land on the ground. >Look up. Enjoy watching people shoot each other (or at nothing, as some geniuses were doing). >Eventually I hear a sniper rifle shot very close to me. >Turn to look. Someone is shooting at the helicopters. >Go prone. >Guys goes past me and stops moving. Not looking at me. >"Not letting someone kill me". >Shoot him in the head. >He just shrugs it off and runs away. >"Well... Now I know who the hacker is". >Keep watching. >Eventually see another dude heading my way. Start running >Find the hacker again. >He tells me not to shoot him and that his friend is coming with a helicopter. >Also tells me the hacking program he was using bugged out and he accidentally pressed on the wrong button. >Get into helicopter. >Fly a little bit away from everything. >Starts landing. The guy says I can have the helicopter if I want. >I say yes. (Inb4 you're a bad person for saying yes. Inb4 Op cant inb4). >Fucking Zonealarm suddenly decides ArmA 2 may be a threat and decides to freeze the program to make me accept connections from the program. >Fucks it up so bad that it lost connection to the server. >I ain't even mad. Greentext because I can. Anyone else have funny hacker stories?

Well the PKM/PKR might as well be added, don't you guys think? Or even better, you should have to find a LMG to mount onto the side of a Huey, instead of finding a helicopter with guns already attached.

Yeah this guy is right. Someone linked me to a thread saying how to do it.

Public I believe.

I think I was on a vanilla server... Probably why it happened...

I don't even take DayZ seriously anymore. I just like to explore until the inevitable happens.

WHY. IN. THE. ACTUAL. FLYING. RETARDED. IMMERSION BREAKING. FUCK IS IT THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE? It bothers me so much...

"You look pretty good..."

Yeah. God I laughed at the cartoon much more then I probably should have.