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  1. On the contrary, to effectively kill a zombie if you were looking at it from a scientific standpoint, you would have to hit the zombie so hard, that his head would be turned into mush on impact, as the part of the brain you have to destroy, is very close to the base of the spine, and is covered by other bits of brainflesh that the zombie doesn't use, therefore providing effective protection to that part of the brain. Not only that, but the part you have to destroy is extremely small, and hitting it is nearly impossible on the first try, as you would very nearly have to reduce the brain to mush. Note - A zombie would be very easy to kill with a good stabbing weapon, a kitchen knife would do well, as the weakest part of the human skull is just behind the neck, and a knife, with enough force can pierce that part quite easily, and have instant access to the tiny part of the brain near the spine.
  2. Today, I killed myself after getting bored exploring the unfinished parts of the map, the endless no tree hilly wasteland. ( I ran back to a little settlement on the north eastern side of the map and ran off a construction site.) I spawned in svetlo, and more than 6 zombies spotted me while I ran through, and cornered me in the square. I killed every single one with my hands. if you say dealing with them with an axe is hard, I don't know what the hell your talking about... *sigh* maybe it was because I was humming the guile theme or some other outer interference. The hand of god came down and slapped them all to death whilst I was flailing with my eyes closed. Note - Some living people IRL have survived axes to the head. I see zombies having a more favorable outcome from an axe to the head.
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    Bad FPS with good PC

    Turn down rendering resolution, works for most people. Problem persists, go into your INI files and edit rendering distance to less than allowed. Distance I'd turn it down to is the first option under 100%
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    Kill animations and visible bullet trails.

    Honestly, I quite think whoever made this topic has been playing too much AvP2010. lel. ^A joke.
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    Share Your Story

    I don't really ever get into trouble like this one does. I've lived for months on end with some characters, avoiding contact and watching. I do snipe people at times, when necessary, but what's weird is the way I travel in a serious life: I crawl. Ever crawl from Balota to NWAF? Anyways, I don't log much, and I do give people medical attention when I see them hurt, as long as I can watch them long enough to confirm they're not bandits. If I were to log, like above, it would probably be this on my oldest life: Current life stats: Kills: 30-40, People robbed: None, Players seen with no contact made: 400+ Friendly players met: 17-18 Players healed: at least 20 Time Alive: 2 months, and 4 days. Total distance: I don't keep track. Players saved from bandits: somewhere between 50, and 70. Death by: Betrayal. That was over multiple 40 pops. I was betrayed by the only person I made direct, friendly contact with, and let follow me. This character died roughly 1 or 2 months ago. Note - didn't see the above post come up before posting.
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    no such thing as friendly lol

    Not while you're singing sea shanties while sitting there.
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    stuck on please wait

    No, I'm just having fun with the BRIGHT ORANGE TEXT Maybe that was kind of mean to call you a poo poo hed. I sorry, i geev kes and et is made better artyom te dark wuns will never hurt yu agen
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    DayZ Standalone - The Plan of Betrayal

    You are going to do it again, your will isn't strong enough not to. I've been playing epoch for a long time, and have played SA for a long time, all these things you've described and more have happened to me, yet I have not committed unprovoked KOS once in my total play time of both games. I've never had proper help from any of the players I've met, I've had betrayal like the one you committed happen to me more than once, yet I am still a medic, and I will never change. Your will isn't strong enough to help anybody significantly, you have demonstrated, that if you are battered long enough, you will break. All your words mean nothing, as you already should know that you have already created monsters in DayZ. You WILL do it again because you BREAK too easy.
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    DayZ Standalone - The Plan of Betrayal

    I'm not mad, just pointing out that you probably made KOSers, which is something a lot of people complain about, which means you potentially ARE making this game worse, and making MORE KOSers. It's a massive chain, you see. And moreover, I do not believe you. That act was enough to make me unable to believe or trust you. You're a betrayer on my radar now, and I will take everything you say with a grain of salt, as you are not to be trusted. You've done it once, you're going to do it again, it's inevitable. I'm a hero, I'm a medic, I've never done anything like this, but it HAS happened to me. Also, to quote the above post, you loved doing it, as revealed by your laughter after the deed was done. You. Create. Monsters.
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    DayZ Standalone - The Plan of Betrayal

    This is why I don't group with people, nor do I stay with them for more than 2 minutes. And if they follow... I shoot them. You are the kinds of people that make KOSers, you make monsters. Have fun.
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    no such thing as friendly lol

    I like to thin out the herd in this game. I'll server hop server to server if I get bored some days, get a sniper rifle and all that, and just camp in the major PVP areas and wait for somebody to come by. If a newspawn is shot at, I shoot at the shooter. If a low gear is shot at, same thing. If a low gear is being held up, I shoot at the robber. I will sit there for hours watching these PVP areas, then when I get bored, I drop all my stuff, run into town naked and commit suicide. I then respawn and go looting on the 40 pop I joined. I am friendly, but not to the wicked, I hunt them. No rest for the wicked.
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    Kill animations and visible bullet trails.

    This isn't CoD Zombies: Chernarus, nor is it the Battlefield 4 Chernarus DLC. Go play Battlefield 4 and CoD Ghosts if you want kill animations, or you can wait until that Crysis/Elysium/Titanfall/Halo rip off Advanced Warfare is finished. On a related note: This is impossible with the current engine.
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    Why You Must Be Careful Traveling Alone

    Lol, so you KOS'd a guy who was traveling alone.. You didn't take time to check if he had any friends, and you didn't care, you just wanted to kill him. Any reasonable player would have checked if he had buddies, held him up, and started to take his stuff, but no, you had to kill him, and you did it in a panicked matter as well, as you did not even take the second to aim at his head, like any bandit would have done from the start. Well, now I know what to do if I spot you. ("In airfields, I make exceptions...") If you knew how to avoid people, you wouldn't even have to fire your weapon, but that'd probably get boring. P.S - Thanks for further generalizing the stereotype that all kids that play this game are either pure KOS bandits, or CoDKids. P.P.S - I should really cut you some slack, I think you're new, as demonstrated by the excitement over the SKS, something I find at least 3 times everyday in either the cities, or the airfields. P.P.P.S - You just stick the link in there, that's all. The video will come up if you put the link in. P.P.P.P.S - Watch me get a blast of shit from the bandit community.
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    stuck on please wait

    I CAN EDIT POSTS IN BRIGHT ORANGE AS WELL, SIR. lel.
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    Multiple Character Slots

    This isn't WoW. So.. no.
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    stuck on please wait

    Press escape, click quit, and then rejoin. There you go. It has been clarified.
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    Graphics Glitch

    If you have a good PC, increase max render distance in your INI files. Will still appear at longer ranges, though. Currently no perm fix.
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    Revenge of the fresh spawn

    Those are the two assholes who shot me in NWAF after I helped them out of Balota. Thanks dude, made me smile. Add me on steam or sumthin, I'll PM you my ID.
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    Please, say NO to helicopters.

    Go to the steam community page for stand alone, and search for the tons of forum posts talking about how helicopters should be implemented in poorly written grammar, then search the OPs profile, and look at his games. I'm not going to fight here.
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    Please, say NO to helicopters.

    Indeed it is.
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    Please, say NO to helicopters.

    Helicopters are probably going to be added, whether you like it or not. Why? Because there are plenty of COD kiddies still whining about it, and by plenty, I mean hundreds of thousands of COD kiddies. Besides, I rather enjoyed my time shooting people out of choppers in epoch, so I'm going to say YES to helicopters. P.S - Gunfire barely tickles you on the ground and you're nigh invincible in the air? What kind of weed you been smoking? flying at 300 metres height I was shot down by a sniper in epoch for christ's sake, so that "fact" is wrong.
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    Zombies should have breaking bones

    The system already exists for players. Not once have I been shot in the leg where my leg won't snap in two. Good idea for zombies, though. :beans:
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    Shortest game ever

    Yep, that's how it is. Learn to avoid people. Use trees to your advantage, only do 10 minute runs of small buildings and only do 15 minute runs of the airfields. Take only what you need.
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