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  1. Pandafish

    whats the strongest melee

    fire axe and splitting axe 5-8 hits > 8-40 hits anything else
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    is this a good pc build?

    oooh, very nice. is there much of a difference between the 260X and the 270?
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    is this a good pc build?

    amazon us prices, i must have forgotten to change over the currencies.
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    is this a good pc build?

    wow thanks, that looks like a good computer. i live in canada so will the parts cost more? Potential Issues/IncompatibilitiesSome AMD 970 chipset motherboards may need a BIOS update prior to using Vishera CPUs.BitFenix Comrade ATX Mid Tower Case and Cooler Master Hyper 212 EVO 82.9 CFM Sleeve Bearing CPU Cooler height clearance could not be verified.i just ignore that warning about incompatibility right?
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    is this a good pc build?

    dayz isnt the only game ill be playing, i play alot of source games and im trying not to spend more money then i need to. i dont mind cranking down some graphics, im used to seeing games look ugly (but i definitely dont prefer it)
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    I'm worried!

    maybe thats nicest way he can say 'we dont want to specially modify the game for a smaller sales group'. maybe it will ruin his 'image' or something? like how the source mod nmrih didnt remove kid zombies despite people saying it was innapropiate.
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    I can't stop killing fresh spawns.

    lol i wish i had that much ammo to just freely shoot at new spawns
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    The Cat Strangler (book)

    It starts with the usual growls: the feline handled roughly by thescruff. The Cat Strangler is at it again. A slight struggle, a practice squeeze and others methods ofimpersonal handling, and off he goes. The neighborhood collectivelyshrugs its shoulders in hope of shutting out the yeowls and the hissesstretched into high pitch by the Cat Strangler's strong, trained hands. Parents turn up their televisions; children pull pillows over theirheads to the point of suffocation. Neighborhood pets break intoinstinctual runs and flee into unfamiliar territory, their nametags andphone numbers their only hope of return. The Cat Strangler continues his performance. The neighbors call theauthorities, but the authorities stammer helplessly---they've been overall this before (the pulling up, the getting out, the knocking on thedoor, the being met with the Cat Strangler's cat-strangling credentials,backed with University patronage). For what few seem to hear under the barrage of kitty torture is theCat Strangler's wife, Jill, in accompaniment (tonight: Heinrich IgnazFranz Von Biber, Sonata for Violin and Basso Continuo in C Minor). Noone bothers appreciating how a firm grip on the neck and harsh pull ofthe tail make a perfect B flat, how a good squeeze produces a high E. Instead, psychiatrists will be consulted---tears will be shed. Parentswill explain to the children the wrongdoings of the Cat Strangler's artform; they will recite scripture; they will make moral imperatives.Animal activists will lick bloodlust from their lips and draw up plans ofattack. Far off in distant, political lands, untouched by the screams ofdying cats but active just the same, government agencies will do thevoodoo they do. Nothing will remain the same. But for now, the recital ends---to no applause. Jill, the Cat Strangler's wife, critiques the performance. Siamese,she believes, have too harsh an overall tone for something as technicallyprecise as Biber. For the Russians, fine (for Schnittke, forShostakovich, even Tchaikovsky), but for the Germans she is more inclinedtowards the longhairs. The Cat Strangler makes hurried notes---such a landmark work will hisbe! His professors had little hope for Musica Zoocidia beyond classroomexperimentation, and they certainly never dreamed of using animals wilderthan your typical laboratory rat. The Cat Strangler's treatise willbreak all confines! He sees a future in pig concertos---nay, even a dayfor the Echo Sonata for Himalayan, Chihuahua and Ostrich. He transports the spent instrument in a brown paper bag inunceremonious fashion. He takes it to a deep wood, as far as his carwill allow, and empties the bag onto a pile of expired brethren, catspiled upon cats piled upon cats piled upon cats, tongues stuck out instrangulation horror. The pile writhes in minute, maggot-infestedrhythm. When the Cat Stranlger departs, waiting minions of sportingequipment manufacturers raid the pile of former felines for the making oftennis rackets. These rackets are placed into the able hands ofstrong-bodied, gleaming white tennis players, who swing into furiousvolleys for game.
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    The Cat Strangler (book)

    the strangler demands it
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    Server costs much money! I pay for it!

    DONT POLLUTE THE PRECIOUS CANADA NO
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    Server List

    i think they are all down? im not seeing any servers, just 2 dev servers passworded
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    Random Acts Of Violences Join Today

    i cant seem to understand what you are saying
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    Improvised Rifle Scope

    DAYZ WILL NEVER BE IMPROVISE TO SURVIVE THAT'D BE TOO EASY NOW
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    Add books in Russian language

    enlightened by their presence
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    Add books in Russian language

    wait you can read books in dayz?
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    Berezino popularity.

    berezino is scary, everyone wants to kill you there i have yet to kill another player with bullets.. my first victim was some swedish brawler i beat his head in with a pipe wrench untill i was subdued by a band of construction workers to get my ttsko jacket
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    Hunting ~end of may

    hopefully the animals arent broken like the zombies are..
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    Bout being sick

    if you have been ingame for 6 or 7 hours and still sick from food poisoning after consuming charcoal tabs (not antibiotics) then its probably a bug
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    Bout being sick

    Food Poisoning: Consume Charcoal tablets. The sickness status will remain for a few minutes, but the food poisoning effects will cease.
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    Game is Broken?

    i think the real problem is that you need a drink..
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    Can I Run DayZ Retail (POST HERE)

    im running heavily modified custom cfg files and all low settings its actually somewhat fluent, i get about an average 20-40fps my computer is pretty crap so its all i know :P
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    For the GIRLS...

    i didnt know dayz was a dressup simulator plus dont you usually ditch your spawn clothes after like finding a coat 5 minutes later?
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    What dayz could have been without zombies

    zombieless dayz would be cool i only have played sa so all i know is them being broken and phasing through walls i can see how the world fell in the first place.. the only safe place would be high ground because they clip through the stairs!
  24. i was looking at some of the pictures for the mosin rifle and what it looks like camo'd.. but i was wondering why the black version has a black magazine looking thing under it, whereas all the other versions dont. is this just an oversight or intentional? its just a minor thing but i was curious
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    Soda Can Supressor

    my dad used a pringle can as a silencer he used the styrofoam wrapping on apples to coat the inside of it,and filled it with all sorts of shit all you hear is the mechanics of the weapon
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