Banano (DayZ)

Everyone is a bandit, everyone is a survivor. There is no discerning between the two. People who say otherwise just haven't been put in a situation where you have to kill to live.

The hatchet takes your primary slot, I think. So when you go to swap to your hatchet, your rifle disappears due to a bug.

Too lazy so just going to quote myself.

Arma II DayZ + STALKER canon = Best game ever

You are wrong, not to mention hypocritical.

You brutally murdered these men. How can you look at yourself in the mirror anymore ;( You weren't even that hungry :c

Insulting how people play videogames is for real life scrubs. Not sure if trolling or oblivious. Can't tell if you you're trolling or just feel cool online because you play in 1st person when most people don't want to. Not sure if hypocritical or mad.

Insulting how people play videogames is for real life scrubs. Not sure if trolling or oblivious.

Third person is for scrubs.

Us Lumberjacks are a hardy race. I've been waiting for this update for quite some time now. The next update I look forward to is the ability to throw axes. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR6rg7puYmM

Should have a "Wooden Splint" item that acts the same as morphine but has a two minute delay before you can walk again. Just a thought.

My only complaint is that zombie's still aggro a bit too far, and that they still spawn too close and far too often. As I was walking by the Northern hangars at NW airfield, 8 zombies insta-spawned and insta-aggroed onto me. I killed them, and as I was doing so more kept spawning. Other than that the updates are awesome.

This is what I'll be doing in my UH-1 now.

It's Richard Cheese, he does a lot of joke covers of songs. That one was a cover of "Down With The Sickness"

Private Joker: How can you shoot women or children? Door Gunner: Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?

I don't know about you guys but when I look down there's a pair of manly testicles in between my legs; I'd like my character in game to represent my manliness.

Should be able to turn tin cans into makeshift bolts. Hurrah a use for cans.

Give them a good helping of bullets then take cover and wait for the server to catch up and for them to realize they're dead. It's most likely just sever lag.

It's hard to be spotted when I'm 500m away in the woods with my CZ.

Players that disconnect in combat should instantly die. There is no excuse for logging off whilst in a firefight, or when you have been shot. The audio cue is nice though, for those who D/C and try to reconnect to shoot you I guess.

I always try to help everyone out by giving them some of my ammo, the fastest way I know how.

I was considering suggesting this earlier but I put it off cause I knew someone else would. Cannibalism would be awesome; I could eat everyone's hearts to gain their courage.

Survivors are just lambs to the slaughter against my CZ. I hope for you that you never cross my scope, good sir.