Wrinkled Sack

Subbed - make us proud! :thumbsup:

Hold shift to stroll. Looks cool too. ;)

Hi guys, old dude here. Been gaming since Colecovision & Pong lol. Remember fondly putting WAY too many quarters into arcade games, loving the Dayz experience so far (130 hours played at the moment). Sick of assholes and trash-talking idiots in game, my mission is to hunt down and obliterate all dicks and send them back to COD on a 7.62mm lead bus.

Hope you don't get crushed by all the beans you are no doubt going to be receiving... lol.

I'm in. There's more than enough dicks already.

Like a boss... have some beans. :)

Throw him a bandage and make him do it himself. You're still helping, just not exposing yourself to danger. Gotta expect that shit.

Back to the 90's - CIRCLE STRAFE. They'll never touch you.

I think they're telemarketers. They're almost that annoying, at least.

Here's my advice to get set up quickly: 1: start on a low population server 2: find a water pump immediately and drink until you're full. 3: run run run north If you're a new spawn with full water you can run non-stop to the north end of the map in about 30 minutes. You will not die of hunger, and you will find enough food and tools at either of the airfields to get fed and geared up quickly. If you see a fire house on the way it's worth checking for a fire axe, otherwise just keep running. My 2 cents.

Totally agree with the OP, there have been more than a few times where I've wanted to go back to a server that was not on my favorites list, and the history was useless. Why isn't it organized chronologically at least?