I quite agree old boy. I don't even bother with weapons at all. They are strictly taboo in Gadock Towers. Straight in, fists up, Marquis of Queensbury rules, freshly ironed white vest and fully waxed handlebar moustache. You'll hear me on the servers, shouting "Take that, you rotter!" at intervals over the mic. It makes for a satisfying - if often very short game. :-)