Jump to content

Survivor_Ted

Members
  • Content Count

    336
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Survivor_Ted

  1. Survivor_Ted

    Yesterday I played the Mod after 200 hours of Standalone.

    GOOD FOR YOU, now leave the standalone so I don't have to see you anymore.
  2. Survivor_Ted

    The TANK Thread

    I like the idea, you provided a detailed description of how it would work and such and I like it. I can just imagine the joy of when some group finally gets it to work and then use it to destroy a rivals base or something. Also just steamrolling zombies on the street, yes please!
  3. Survivor_Ted

    custom buildings - Barks loot

    Barks? Here you go!
  4. Survivor_Ted

    Press vests and anti-stab vests

    I found my anti-stab vest in a police station somewhere.
  5. Survivor_Ted

    Bicycle Suggestions/Discussion [Official]

    I'd personally love to get a train up and running. Don't care if it's worth it or not, it may take me six straight hours but by god it would be amazing to drive one of these bad boys on the railway in 100mph in the middle of the night with headlights on.
  6. Survivor_Ted

    What about Zombie Dogs?

    Nah, I'd like to think that the virus or whatever only had an effect on humans.
  7. Survivor_Ted

    Empty Soda Cans

    Welp, sometimes they appear empty on the ground, don't know if they are supposed to spawn empty on the ground after you eat/drink them but to me it makes sense. I was also thinking about throwing items around the map to make distractions, would love that.
  8. Survivor_Ted

    Could somebody please kill me?

    Support the "Random leg breaking foundation" Atleast once a day someone gets stuck in the middle of nowhere with a broken leg, according to scientific research the very next victim to this heinous fate can be none other than YOU. If you want to help the foundation, just call 000-555-123 to donate five cans of beans. Donating isn't mandatory but it will definitely boost your karma and it may just save a poor sod out there right now crawling around in the mud.
  9. Survivor_Ted

    Snakes

    I did some research becasue I was sceptic about venomous snakes in the region where DayZ is probably located. Apparently the Northern Viper exists around those areas and it'd be really neat to have it in game. Can just imagine crawling under a pine tree and then hear a hissing, would definitely freak me out. Well, it's very dependant on survival and how you're doing at the time. You can pick berries and they give little to no nutrition, but it's better than nothing. Bear Grylls approves of snake meat though.
  10. Survivor_Ted

    Duct Tape Handcuffs

    God damn, that's brutal. Wonder if it would be possible with the new physics getting implemented.
  11. Survivor_Ted

    Duct Tape Handcuffs

    Would be nice to use the rope as handcuffs, then you can use a sharp object to cut them off, it would also be more easy to wiggle out of. Duct Tape would be nice to gag someone with, tape their mouth.
  12. Survivor_Ted

    Im so done with this game.

    Welp, here comes the rage venting.
  13. Survivor_Ted

    Dear Dean and the DayZ dev team

    No I don't believe you, because you're wrong. He is NOT leaving because he thinks te game is 'fundamentally flawed' maybe you should do your homework. Plus, dat name.
  14. Survivor_Ted

    Can't Sprint

    Oh no shit? Dang, had no clue. Haha! :p
  15. Survivor_Ted

    Can't Sprint

    Double tap w. (w+w) Raise fists using space then double tap w to sprint faster. (space+w+w)
  16. Survivor_Ted

    I should have known better

    Have no clue what you did on a 3 player server, but you can never be sure. Yes, you should have known better, either a zombie killed you or a player somehow found you. I'm glad it doesn't tell what killed you.
  17. Survivor_Ted

    How are animals going to work?

    Well mate, your guess is as good as mine. My guess is that they are going to spawn randomly and scatter around on plains/forests.
  18. Survivor_Ted

    What the F@$k?

    Another one to add to the shitlist.
  19. Survivor_Ted

    Peaches

    It would make sense if they have more water and less Kcal's.
  20. Survivor_Ted

    KOS always!

    And so the circle continues. Another one to add to the shitlist with the rest of the KOS'ers. Too bad you couldn't be another rare speciment with good will and not fall to the dark side.
  21. Survivor_Ted

    Non kos is as much of a thrill as kos

    Well played! Keep up the good work, pal.
  22. Survivor_Ted

    Even the nicest guys cant be trusted!

    Didn't you have the unlimited amount of ammo on your dead corspe as well?
  23. Survivor_Ted

    Handcuff sub-type

    Rusty handcuffs>Badly Damaged Handcuffs
  24. Survivor_Ted

    What do now?

    Play as a hero sounds good, there aren't a lot of them around so if you choose that playstyle you'd definitely benefit to the entire community. Maybe you won't get recognized, maybe people won't be grateful, perhaps no one will care. But YOU know that you did a good deed, and that is all that matters, knowing that you're helping people in need. Leave carepackages of food for new spawns in their spawns. Help people getting attacked by bandits. Just help people in general and be a good guy, meaning no KoS. Just NEVER let your guard down, and be wary.
  25. Survivor_Ted

    crafting woden stick

    W-what? Already rope attached?
×