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  1. kingbritain

    Share your worst deaths

    I was shot in the leg by some sadistic bandit and was left to crawl naked to Novo. Upon getting there, I was punched to death by the same guy, who recognised me, took off his pants, made several noises of perversion as he crawled around on top of me, then ultimately killed me. Yikes.
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    Glitch?

    I was on the second floor of the fire station. Facing the locker. Suddenly, I got hit with the all-too-familiar "You Are Dead" screen. A bug, glitch, or really long-range sniper? You decide.
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    Running Day Z

    One British Pound equals $1.71, roughly. That would make it 461 pounds, rounded up.
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    Worst. Grammar. Ever.

    It hurts to read. If i wanted to decrypt Yoda-speak, I'd go watch Star Wars.
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    Overpoch, Broken Weapon

    I don't think this is the right place for Overpoch... Unless I'm missing something?
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    mp5s

    I've never found an MP5S. I am in envy of anyone who has.
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    New zombie type! Beware!

    That gif tho. But you know what they say... No pic, no proof.
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    Military Unit Stationed at Gorka? [Lore]

    Lovely idea. I personally never found Gorka-E clothing, but another military camp is always welcome.
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    Aiming issues in standalone

    This cannot be adjusted.
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    Best. Game. Ever.

    One word: replayability. This will be one of my favorites because it won't have that one level you can't bypass. I love open-ended games like that.
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    Helicopter crashsites

    I'm at school and they've proxied Reddit, so I can't view the original Reddit file. However, last night I found an M4 and about 200 rounds of ammunition at Northwest Airfield. Is the helicrash-only thing about to be implemented or is this a bug in the system?
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    What Your Character Thinks When You Commit Suicide

    Hahahahahaha
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    Hello. I'm a noob!

    Agreed. A few of my friends and I have banded together to form a UN peacekeeping squad as a role-play. I'd suggest you do something similar.
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    DayZ SA Security Leak.

    Oh theDomo... I wonder if legal action will be taken over ths...
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    You hear someone say, "Hello?"

    Chat 'em up and run like hell when they least expect it.
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    Them Glitches

    YER A WIZARD, DOUCHEBAG
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    I guess they call that karma.

    He means after you've spent weeks gearing up.
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    [FIXED]Beta Patch Error

    Hit install through DayZ Commander to the newest one (probably will say stable).
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    spray mark buildings as searched

    Don't open, dead inside. Read up-down on both doors.
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    Is a break in order?

    Alright guys, I'm not ranting. I actually really love this game. The lack of content doesn't bother me. Nor does the high amount of banditry/KoS... More targets (lol). Nothing about the game bothers me all that much. My worry is that one day the full game will be out and by that point I'll be sick and tired of DayZ. So, my question is, is a break in order? Should I get off the forums, stop playing the game for like three or so months and come back later? I have other games, and I'm sure my family would love the extra face time. Plus, it would give me a chance to train for that 5K run I've saidI'd do for about three years now. TL;DR... Should I take a break?
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    Is a break in order?

    Thanks for the feedback, guys. See you after a while!
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    Dayz Standalone - Balota airfield Pvp

    The words Balota and PvP are ALWAYS together. Don't expect any friendlies at any airfield lol.
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    First few dayz of DayZ

    I'd suggest another server, firstly. Epoch is difficult with bandits stealing your stuff every few days. However, if you're set on this server, make a small base out of wood and then go around the map lifting/towing abandoned vehicles. Take them to Stary and sell them. Soon enough, you'll have your plot pole.
  24. I think melee should be fixed before guns become rare. I mean, if there's one gun per server and we're all running around with pickaxes, guess how many of us won't play anymore. Melee system is ridiculously clunky. Please make it more fluid before reducing gun count.
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    Suggestion: Introduce yourself

    Really cool idea. Would also lead to some cool rp, although a huge orange playername may or may not break immersion. Eh, what the heck. Beans to you, sir.
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