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xenology
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Need help to fix broken legs... :-( please...
xenology replied to Team_Kengai's topic in New Player Discussion
I will never snitch! -
You can have my beans ;)
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Dude just cause they have a mask and ballistic helmet means you should KOS that's just their gear they like.....I'll never give you my beans I hope people know this is a bad guide and there's a lot better out there.
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Need help to fix broken legs... :-( please...
xenology replied to Team_Kengai's topic in New Player Discussion
Bandits are coming for you now you better leave quickly while you have a chance dude. -
So far for my AAR I'm working on this game has been amazing I haven't been attacked yet im on a low pop. server ATM but god I had a close run in it's pitch black and I can hear a guy playing the INsidious theme right now.....please help :( I've lost my axe
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This was a while ago im safe now XD
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AKM Sneak peak close to being implemented
xenology replied to theswedishcathead's topic in General Discussion
Detroit isn't that bad where you from Warren? 6 Mile 11? -
AKM Sneak peak close to being implemented
xenology replied to theswedishcathead's topic in General Discussion
I hate M4 to in all honesty the AK-74 is better -
AKM Sneak peak close to being implemented
xenology replied to theswedishcathead's topic in General Discussion
AKM is a bad weapon -
Dayz Anti-Game philosophy, is this still relevant and true?
xenology replied to ProGamerGov's topic in General Discussion
If you want a game to be a dick and ruin peoples fucking lives just play Fallout 3 or NV and join Caesars Legion -
WTF my character needs to poop! Help please!
xenology replied to Ratter (DayZ)'s topic in General Discussion
When bows are released prepare for this one "I'm an adventurer but I just took an arrow in the knee" -
He's the coolest most humble dude out there. Truly a survivor and force to be reckoned with in his own right. One day I hope I can be as good as him, he should be every-ones role model. He seems underrated to most but I kid you not he's my hero ALL HAIL TARGET PRACTICE THE BEST PERSON TO LIVE! *Bows*
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Then I turned you into a block of......CHEESE!
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*Changes to a dildo* DON'T BE A SMARTASS WITH ME MISTER SANE BANE! *SHeogorath approaches menacingly*
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*Pulls out axe* Prepare for the truth of what I said FOOL! DANCE FOR ME!
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(Day 4) First human contact ... ( I really needed a friend )
xenology replied to karmalious's topic in New Player Discussion
An ass move my friend an ass move.... -
HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE DAEDRIC PRINCE SHEOGORATH! I will choke you with spray-able cheese rip out your intestines and use the goopy liver worms to play jump rope. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!
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In all honesty he has some great points. I'm new as well I don't complain much with the game as it's only in Alpha state atm. but every one has a valid opinion.
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I have CHEESE AND NARWHALES! I met Sheogorath not to long ago.
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SSSSHHHHH SILENCE MORTAL RESPECT LORD PRACTICE HE SHALL IMPALE YOU WITH IS SHARP MASSIVE GLISTENING SWORD! :P I am at home you?
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Any date confirmed for vehicles being introduced?
xenology replied to seokoner's topic in New Player Discussion
Just play the Mod till vehicles are in SA is it really that hard? -
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That's a good story you're probably a lucky one
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WTF my character needs to poop! Help please!
xenology replied to Ratter (DayZ)'s topic in General Discussion
Dude have someone stick a machete up your bunghole it may hit a g spot and youll get your release be warned he may bet free reign with what he chooses to do with you -
No food in the mountains or water I also assume due to the mountain climates food and water will be lsot quicker especially due to rough terrain :P
