xenology

Kidding me? I'm only one and I watch porn plus read porny mags all the time!

I think you smoked laced weed and end up tweeking

Yeah sorry I just reread it O.o I'm not sure ow to fix it you can try looking it up in the help section or do as the guy above me said

You have good audio quality :) Good start there you manage to stay engaging and entertaining instead of monotone you don't try to sound like you're trying too hard pretty funny as well a good thing to do is maybe having more people go with you in these vids to feature I think doing this with a more experienced player could definitely help expand your knowledge plus the viewers also another thing is maybe boosting your game volume i think it'd be cool to hear it better as you commentate but try to do it to where it doesn't drown you out. you're part of TGN already? Also cool maybe add videos like sidelines of trolling or messing around for laughs most people don't like watching long runs I don't mind too much but it'd be a good idea to edit some of the more strenuous parts out either way man it's a good vid I think you can make it far on YT as you improve in commentating!

Read^

Thnx you I'd give you mine as well but it says I've reached my maximum number of thanks for the day :( I shall bean you tomorrow!

Just be aware of surroundings to me it sounds fine and to some such as the trolls may find this to be a post with you thinly veiling a hate on snipers due to being killed by one wanting them removied in friendly words I.E. me although I'm a helpful troll I still help people I think they just need to limit optics and availability of one

And whether how well that'd be effective in terms of finding a working one

Bind them or change it in settings

TBF any gun is the same one shot you're dead IRL

To test true skill I found a secret technique that Rocket and Dean has hidden from us one that was in the archives I found it hidden in the script it's a falcon punch you need to break your legs and go from the most southern part of Chernarus where there is land to the north east and west in that order then punch zombies and playable characters to death ten of each without dying that are fully geared while talking saying you'll kill them repeat one hundred times if done correctly a my little pony named applejack will appear with the worlds biggest bronie t shirt on you will fly in a river of frosted flakes before ascending a unicorns rainbow farts after being sprinkled by fairy dust your pony should then poop Hershey kisses for the other survivors once you land you will be healed of all wounds repeat from beginning to end three hundred times now at this point if you did it correct you will be able to fly by swallowing disinfectant or at least eating it when you land this time hold shift P and click you will do a falcon punch with an explosive blast of the area including invulnerability this is a secret I shared with all of you if anything doesn't go in this order or correct manner or even the right objects then you will either A have a virus that will hack your account keeping you from ever making money again to support yourself B Be banned forever for trying this and failing or C Jeff the killer will chase you through any game you play while Tiny Tim's Tiptoe Through the Tulips play and will later come after you several hours after in real life or C Smiley will find you and make you do things you won't be proud of and finally D You may be sent to prison for life with no chance of parole if you want to fix those you must snap every game, CD, movie, and anything valuable that you have in half to reverse this then rebuy it all upgraded giving them to every forum user here including the admins and then buy it all for yourself again moving to a deserted island in the Atlantic where the children from Lord of The Flies live to avoid those problems and play video games once again it's worth the risk my friend do it! With regards,Your lovely cuddly friend, Xenology (And Littlfinger *Look Below*)

Bro please I found a secret technique that Rocket and Dean has hidden from us one that was in the archives I found it hidden in the script it's a falcon punch you need to break your legs and go from the most southern part of Chernarus where there is land to the north east and west in that order then punch zombies and playable characters to death ten of each without dying that are fully geared while talking saying you'll kill them repeat one hundred times if done correctly a my little pony named applejack will appear with the worlds biggest bronie t shirt on you will fly in a river of frosted flakes before ascending a unicorns rainbow farts after being sprinkled by fairy dust your pony should then poop Hershey kisses for the other survivors once you land you will be healed of all wounds repeat from beginning to end three hundred times now at this point if you did it correct you will be able to fly by swallowing disinfectant or at least eating it when you land this time hold shift P and click you will do a falcon punch with an explosive blast of the area including invulnerability this is a secret I shared with all of you if anything doesn't go in this order or correct manner or even the right objects then you will either A have a virus that will hack your account keeping you from ever making money again to support yourself B Be banned forever for trying this and failing or C Jeff the killer will chase you through any game you play while Tiny Tim's Tiptoe Through the Tulips play and will later come after you several hours after in real life or C Smiley will find you and make you do things you won't be proud of and finally D You may be sent to prison for life with no chance of parole if you want to fix those you must snap every game, CD, movie, and anything valuable that you have in half to reverse this then rebuy it all upgraded giving them to every forum user here including the admins and then buy it all for yourself again moving to a deserted island in the Atlantic where the children from Lord of The Flies live to avoid those problems and play video games once again it's worth the risk my friend do it! With regards, Your lovely cuddly friend, Xenology (And Littlfinger *Look Below*)

I'm fine with it I love cookie monster I revoke my ban of this it is valid :3

Together united we can gobble these fools up and extricate the filth that may lurk in DayZ Say not to racism NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM P.s. I'm agreeing with you Regards, Xenology

I got ya bro

Cookies and cupcakes post=Invalid! Nice attempt though

It's the thought and mindlessness of people that counts

Wait till the game is fixed and has everything before they add this

Btw I can hook you guys up in DayZ I got ten pounds of painkillers and 20 bags of morphine with a bag and spraypaint plus disenfectants

Beer has never quenched my thirst it made me hungrier cause i poured out like a fountain afterwards

I don't think you've ever smoked weed cause you don't see anything when you're high off it unless it's laced with something else.....

Also try seeing if your browser is in LAN or Internet etc.

You remind me of that bandit Rhinocrunch..... hmmm.....

I whisper "I'd love to see you naked come inside with me we can have fun time!" They always run away after that not even the most hardcore bandit will risk being naked in a room with me