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Mukaparska

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  1. I know many people are complaining right now, but I haven't seen a single thread about this particular bug. Well, I simply can't join a server with much over 10 players, it just says "wait for host". On servers with only few players, this game works well. Why is it so?
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    Noclipped through bottom of apartment

    Is there a wall which is between you and a normal room or something? If so, press "vault" key, and in the middle of animation, exit the game and join again. That should work. At least worked for me.
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    This game needs a lever-action rifle!

    I'd like to see this too. And also a very basic one-shot hunting rifle to spawn in small cottages. I hate how this game has M4A1. It's American weapon, not Russian, and too hi-tech for this type of game...
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    Harvesting woodlands bounties

    Don't make survival too easy... Only thing I'd approve are mushrooms. Maybe some psychedelic mushroom as well :D
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    Stuck Inside the green house , cannot vault

    I have a solution for you! Go next to a wall. Press "vault key" so your guy slowly vaults like a retard, but in the middle of animation, exit to the main menu. Then reconnect and you spawn outside. Worked for me, in a similar green cottage.
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    Vehicles that they should add.....

    Your sig made me giggle :D
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    This game needs a lever-action rifle!

    The rifle in that video is Brazilian, and also like Elle said, Chinese make a lot of them too. M4A1 is also an American weapon :D
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    Vehicles that they should add.....

    Bicycle!
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    RL SKS review by Nutnfancy

    What's with SKS in DayZ? I have now found four SKS rifles and one double rifle in my current life. Where the hell are all the other guns? It's been ages since I found a pistol last time...
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    Rolling Update Rev - 0.43.116251

    First of all, most of the servers I try to join shows only the "waiting for host" message. If I actually do manage to join, soon the game starts to lag so I can't open a single door, except with 30 second delay. This game is unplayable now.
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    Since Patch "client not responding"

    Well, first of all, I can't join most of the servers, I only get "waiting for host" message. And when I can join a server, soon it starts lag so I can't open any doors or mess around with my inventory. And this "can't load a file" thing happened in experimental before the patch, and now happens in stable as well.
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    People who eat tuna

    That word should be banned for good. And internet slang too. And internet as well.
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    People who eat tuna

    What's with the word "troll" these days? Sarcasm is trolling? Irony is trolling? Joking is trolling?
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    How to fix server hopping and combat logging!

    No. It would be pretty fucking annoying to find a lot of loot but no sleeping bag, and then you must hurry in real life, and your only option is to leave your character to die.
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    Gameplay vs Realism

    No way... It's not survival if guns are that common.
  16. This whole day when I played DayZ, I found only two guys in a remote town. Servers I played always had around 15-30 players. I looted both of the airports and many cities, and saw absolutely no one. Only the last city I looted, the one with a tall broken building with a plane wreck on the street, had at least some evidence of human activity before my arrival. Well, while walking to the east I was suddenly shot to the chest from somewhere and I died. But where the hell are everyone??? No one in the air bases, no one in the cities...
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    Where the hell are everyone?

    "I usually come across people in 5 minutes after coming to a server, luck / bad luck?"
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    Where the hell are everyone?

    Olen muuten nähny sut pelaajalistassa useampaan otteeseen :D
  19. Five times in a row now. Always when I have played maybe a minute, this fucking game crashes. Once before this game crashed twice, but now it crashes all the time. Also what will happen if this game crashes while you're unconscious?
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    Most epic moment in DayZ?

    What is the most epic moment you have experienced in DayZ? Mine happened today. I tried to find North-East airfield for a decade, and then finally I managed to find it. I had SKS with plenty of ammo. I carefully checked the control tower. It was empty, with an empty can of sardines in the floor. I went outside and saw a guy who ran behind the fence. I peeked around very carefully. Then I thought I surprise him and ran right where he was. We both shot each other but missed. Then he went somewhere and I thought he disconnected like some pussies do. Maybe he did, I don't know. Well, then I ran to the other building with all the best loot. It was nearly empty. I was getting out and in the exit I suddenly got shot. Thankfully I was "healthy" so it didn't really affect me. I ran back inside. I tried to peek out, but saw no one, and was being shot at again. I heard many gunshots outside and decided to camp inside since that was my only chance. Then the guy told me "You're going to die :)" in chat. I said ":(", so he thought my moral had entirely collapsed. Oh how wrong he was! Then I waited around for maybe 15 minutes, peeked around time to time and heard shots outside sometimes when I looked from the window. Then I ate tuna and ran to the cell room. I think he didn't see me and he was maybe trying to see my head in the window from other side of the building. Then he broke the silence and said "I'm bored" "If you come out, I don't shoot you". I said I don't trust him. Then I asked what guns he had: he had M4A1 and Mosin. Then we chatted for a while. After like 25 minutes of camping, I went unarmed and right in the middle of chat, I surprised that fucker and rushed towards the exit. I ran for my life and I was shot from behind, and I kept running through the field. I heard M4A1 firing at me fully automatic and saw bullets landing in the ground around me. Then I finally arrived to the small village and got cover and then I ran in the forest.
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    This game keeps crashing all the time...

    Today DayZ hasn't crashed at all. Pretty weird...
  22. Mukaparska

    This game keeps crashing all the time...

    Nope. Since it worked just fine until now, and twice with some connection issues later.
  23. Mukaparska

    This game keeps crashing all the time...

    I believe that, but what can it be? Earlier today it worked just fine, then just crashed and kept crashing for 8 times, then twice it worked fine for maybe 5 minutes, but then I got "no message received for xx seconds" and now when I tried it again, game crashed...
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    This game keeps crashing all the time...

    Hmm... I also changed to stable yesterday, though the game worked perfectly yesterday and early today.
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