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  1. Hans-Uwe

    11 lessons for Bambie

    Who's Bambi and who's Frankie? Btw t-shirt protection is a question. Z-shewiththehighheels killed me with 3 punches and I had shirt and helmet as well. Another try, 2 soldiers killed me after 14 punches. I had no shirt, no protection, just pants. Placebo protection maybe??...
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    Horrible starts after update.

    Think is, when you kill one, it respawns let say, after 5sec on same place you killed it. So dont stay there, move a bit, take a cover behind a wall and then use your bandage.
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    Bought the game yesterday

    When I want to check town before I go there, I slide FOV in settings to the left, it works like better zoom plus when you press rmb you'll get extra zoom. Same way with sniper rifle.
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    Do Zeds know how you kill them?

    So again..I kill it with axe, that means Z will not spawn again? So you can clean whole town this way?
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    Food and drink system needs to change!

    Oh fuck wank bugger shitting arse head and hole. My maths really crap. Checked Merinos guide again, my bad, so yeah. My 1st post's shit.
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    Food and drink system needs to change!

    When you spawn like a new survivor, you have about 30 mins to find a water and about 50 mins to find some food. So in first 30 mins (if you dont mess on the coast of course) you HAVE to be far away inland. Each town or small village on the east has water pump and shops or pubs. So if you died from starvation or lack of water, you do it wrong way. I play this game for 2 weeks now, but I can tell you, its impossible to die that way. no way.
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    Zombies

    I dont give a shit what was in arma mod. I didnt pay for arma mod, I didnt play arma mod. This is forum about, and game called DayZ. Sounds to some of you like many of use do whine, whine,whine...If I dont like somethink I try to fix it. And because it's alpha, negative voices should be heard as well.
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    Zombies

    Problem is not with their numbers, or way they can hurt you, break your leg, hand, feelings, whatever. I wanted Zs in bigger numbers and to be strong as well, have them in huge numbers in towns. Problem is they can spawn like flies on fresh shit, everywhere and from nowhere. THAT should be fixed. Just give it a time and you'll be pissed as well, when you spend all your bandages, shirts etc. Call it however you like, I want to have it this way. Don't call it survival, call it marathon. Permanent runningfor your life, with no place to hide. That's my point of view. They cannot pleased everyone.
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    Zombies

    I'll wait for hotfix, if any...meanwhile I go out with daughter, I can see Zs everywhere
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    Character wipes still happening?

    Go to main DayZ forum page and then scroll aaaaaaaaaall the way down. Russkaya sekcija. To uz kurva kazdy bazmek bude pisat po svojom? Scheisse..
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    Problems

    I get same text sometimes. My prob was that I was trying to connect to a server with high ping. Idk why, but when I just mark server with low ping, after that server ping goes up, let's say it jumps from 21 to 86 and it is too much, high, whatever.. So now, I mark it and wait 10 sec, if it stays up to 50, then I press connect.
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    Best bambi guide ever!

    No sir, you don't deserve my juicy beans. Another topic with same stuff you can find anywhere else, if you use SEARCH. Noo! Stop begging!! No beans!
  13. If you are not some kind of dirty bastard, you dont ask your possible new girl friend for blow job on your first date. If you're lucky, you get nice kiss, whatever. Same here. This game is like your new girl friend. Sex is somewhere there......You know... But if you ARE dirty bastard :)...
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    Ranking Of Melee Weapons ?

    What about machete? I found a lot, but i'd stick to my axe-nator.
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    Elektro Battle News

    Looks like CoD version of DayZ
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