AlphaDogMeat .

Wolves will attack infected and vice versa. Remember that in Tisy.

Nothing. Or everything. No, wait, anything. Oh, I've got it! Dice rolls to decide the outcome of gunfights within a 500m radius. Quicker and fairer than the current net code.

Shut up and take my money.

I think you're confusing the word "hate" with the expression "past experience of game companies gouging players for worthless content" but hey, go ahead with your "knee-jerk" hate of disagreement.

Don't be so coy. You obviously have a clear idea of what you won't allow so what's left? Custom food labels? More soda flavours? And do you plan to use the "self-policing" model of allowing GSPs to make the choice to sever the feeds to revenue-generating server renters who transgress these rules (that you haven't written yet) that has proven so successful in the past? Just curious.

So what, exactly, would comprise a custom loadout that is both worth paying for and not capable of affecting gameplay?

So you tell me how pre-buying a custom loadout of gear, food, weapons, ammo and vehicles doesn't disadvantage the non-paying plebs spawning in with a match and a wet lettuce leaf?

I'm more in favour of BI's primary commitment to DayZ being making it playableized and workingized. Once they have achieved that, they can concentrate on povertizing the user base.

Sweet. DayZ goes P2W before it goes Beta. I'm impressed.

I always assumed they both ran around looking for the nearest German in order to surrender.

I'd pay to see that.

Molotovs or cars? Which do you want, hotshot - WHICH DO YOU WANT?

Because that could never get tangled round a safety catch, hammer, mag release, trigger or foresight at exactly the moment you really, really need your pistol in hand - nosireebob.

You watch (and believe) too much TV. For your waistband to be loose enough to jam a pistol down inside, you'll end up with the aforementioned firearm jammed between your cheeks or up your arse. If your waistband is too tight the weapon will drop/bounce out during normal walking/running. On the other hand, I could probably convince you that you could carry extra rounds using your nostrils/ears/mouth and save even more valuable inventory space. :rolleyes:

My preferred game would also have a live snake in the hat (with a random chance of it being venomous).

Fair enough. BTW, I have your perfect game right here. You'll need 2 pieces of plain card, a pen (or crayon) and a hat. 1. On the first card, write "me" on one side and "other guy" on the reverse. 2. On the second card, write "dead" on one side and "alive on the reverse. 3. Put both cards in the hat, close your eyes and give a gentle shake. 4. Empty out the cards onto a table and open your eyes. 5. Read the cards. 6. Repeat from 3 ad infinitum.

If the risk outweighed the reward, you wouldn't. If, whilst in a town, you knew that making any noise louder than a mouse fart was going to was going to attract a crowd of fleshy Terminators all eager to punch, scratch, bite and claw you to a pile of rags and giblets, you wouldn't. I want the infected back. In swarms. Turned up to 11.

"WTF? I get to boil water for four hours AGAIN? Guys, that's like the third time this week." Cue random team massacre sounds.

It would be "awesome" if you were 13, maybe.

Spraypaint a weapon, then drag it from your inventory into your hands...

Who was hiding in the wall. Awesome skillz. <Insert Citizen Kane clapping .gif here.>

Translation: "I shoot newspawns."

So the program works for me, but not for you, right? Ask yourself: do I have godlike computer skills, or have you configured it incorrectly?

I use it regularly and it works fine. Therefore one of us is mistaken. Given that you are actually still using "lol" in a forum post, I'm willing to wager it's you.

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