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AlphaDogMeat .
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I already addressed the issue in post 31. If you're going to jump on an old thread and start gobbing off, at least make an effort to read it first.
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I shall write this game and call it Call of Warcraft Racing Dungeon, because it needs fast cars and monster trucks. It will be epic.
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Chatacter wipe next stable build(.49) possible
AlphaDogMeat . replied to cels's topic in General Discussion
Rule 1 invoked. -
Chatacter wipe next stable build(.49) possible
AlphaDogMeat . replied to cels's topic in General Discussion
TL;DR: You cheat because other people cheat. You opinion is invalid. -
Chatacter wipe next stable build(.49) possible
AlphaDogMeat . replied to cels's topic in General Discussion
So you're saying stopping the bad cheaters is going to upset the good cheaters? Excuse me while IDGAF. -
So you're saying that people playing 20 minutes a day should be as geared as people spending 20 hours in the game? I'm walking away from this one. I was aware you were not unacquainted with the taste of window, I didn't realise it was your dietary staple.
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Global character reset. Any questions?
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Don't pitch a tent in an open barn.
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I'd never seen a tent before last night. Then I found one. Then another. Couple of hours later we had 7 or 8 between us. So no more HC for these chars until the persistence update...
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The English billhook - when you absolutely, positively have to kill every melon farmer in the room/field/milbase. Accept no substitute. Forget mincy little katanas; you need edge, weight and manoeuvrability. Plus it's lore-safe in an agrarian countryside. I may need to double-post just to fit in all the win.
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Currently using Cyberlink Power Director: http://www.cyberlink.com/products/powerdirector-ultimate/features_en_GB.html if only for amusing things like:
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6/10 Would read again if OP introduced domu ken into the plot.
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Is the update as bad as everyone says?
AlphaDogMeat . replied to d.walker43's topic in General Discussion
1st time on latest regular, LMB bug after a half hour, FPS going from 60 to 2 several times. Not to worry though - FPS doesn't affect zeds, so they can continue to eat my face off while I illustrate how to deploy a splitting axe with a fucking powerpoint presentation. -
Ah dun broke mah dilligaf bone.
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Bananas. In 500+ hours, I've never died at the hands of someone holding a banana. Ergo, people without bananas are legitimate targets.
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Really? That's where I go to expend them.
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...are not taking this game seriously.
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TL;DR: Something about calling someone else names in a computer game.
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Duly noted and amended.
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Great. Yet another woefully underpowered and/or inaccurate pistol to add to the pile we already have. Although it's quite hard to tell from that footage - he couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo.
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By far the worst are the obsessive, foam-splattering gun nuts...
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Crank the gamma up all the way and tell yourself that you're "just levelling the playing field". But you'll know you're simply pathetic and inadequate. And so will everyone else.
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I hear ya, brah. Shite servers and haXX0rs for the poor people - it's the future!
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Merged thread is merged... nothing to see here.
AlphaDogMeat . replied to Irish.'s topic in Suggestions
Saying "Smile for the crosshairs." Good call. -
Good luck with that.. Zeds can now climb to the top floor of any building to gnaw your face off.
