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AlphaDogMeat .
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Everything posted by AlphaDogMeat .
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Nice rainbow-flavoured thinking there. Slavery enforced by weapons will be the order of the day. Why band together when you can force others to work for you at gunpoint?
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The Dickhead Filter still doesn't work.
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Put down the tinfoil and slowly move away from the keyboard. Someone will be along with your prescription meds shortly.
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Why is Bohema so bad when it comes to AMD?
AlphaDogMeat . replied to john5220's topic in General Discussion
It's not for poor people. -
kos vs. being a filthy sniper with a fetish for violence
AlphaDogMeat . replied to gcriseightysix's topic in General Discussion
I wouldn't. You'll have ricp humping your leg until the coroner peels him off. -
What has been your biggest "I'm done" moment?
AlphaDogMeat . replied to aquamonkey's topic in General Discussion
You must be new to the Internet. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Griefer -
Do Zombies Dream Of A Good Nights Sleep? (Zombie feedback)
AlphaDogMeat . replied to SmashT's topic in General Discussion
The problem there is not the zeds. I believe it was Aristophanes who once wrote: "Git gud or git ded. lol". -
As if posting YouTube videos wasn't bad enough, I now stream four hours a night, three times a week on: http://www.hitbox.tv/AlphaDogMeat You're all invited to drop by and either follow or slag off, depending on your preferences and my performances. See you there.
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Whats the first thing you do when you spawn at the Beach?
AlphaDogMeat . replied to john5220's topic in General Discussion
Look for someone/thing to punch. -
...it doesn't mean that we don't need rules. Health and Safety is important to everybody.
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It's more to do with being Hicks than anything. I was watching that stream at the time.
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Unicorn wheels.
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This. Also built-in aimbots, because aiming is for n00bs and too much effort. :emptycan:
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Crafting Explosives And A Nail bomb In Standalone
AlphaDogMeat . replied to Credidred's topic in Gallery
Damn straight. Around 75% chance of premature detonation while constructing and 50% chance of detonation per meter travelled whilst carrying would be acceptable. Oh, and 93% chance of failure to detonate when set/thrown. -
Nothing beats that moment when Johnny "Treehugger" Crafter finally realises he can't talk his way out of his fate, no amount of lentils will buy back his life. That's it - he's going to die and there's nothing left to do but piss his hand-woven pants and prepare for the beach. Why would you want to take that away from us?
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Should scopes in dayz have the ability to zero?
AlphaDogMeat . replied to Karmaterror's topic in General Discussion
Some people won't be happy till they're running round dressed in animal skins and using flint axes and arrowheads, because everything else is either "too easy" or "OP". Still, I'd like to see the V3S as a Flintstone-style car. Just once. -
2 minutes that sums up this game...
AlphaDogMeat . replied to rickyriot's topic in General Discussion
Would that I could take credit for blasting your slack-jawed, gurning fizzog to the bottom of Lake Fuckup, but it's enough to know that someone took the trouble to deliver you a wake-up call via the magic that is KoS. In fact, I'm going to read it again, some of your blubbing is almost poetic... -
2 minutes that sums up this game...
AlphaDogMeat . replied to rickyriot's topic in General Discussion
Ohdearhowsadnevermind. That'll be one of them there CoD snipers, that will. :thumbsup: :lol: -
You are tainted.
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This was something to do with some player or other having a beef with another player about something or other. Pokemon cards probably. Anyway I was Overwatch Officer of The Day for this jaunt. http://www.twitch.tv/alphadm/c/5585352 Notice no inflated claims of 1000m+ headshots, but "my recorder wasn't working". It is what it is, as it happened.
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You need to give your head a wobble mate, not a shake.
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Not at all. Show me how easy it is to drop someone at 700m with your CoD skills.
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So because I made it look easy, you think it's just point and click?
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Read the first paragraph of reply #3 again.
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It would validate your assertion that DayZ long-range shooting is just like CoD. You don't have to do better, just match it. How hard can it be?
