AlphaDogMeat .

Meet Mr Smyrzna. He lives in Chernarus. Mr Smyrzna is often quite unlucky.

On reflection, the soundtrack does seem a little ... busy.

Amateurish. What DayZ needs is more scaphism. All those boats lying about on the sea shore, doing nothing...

But they have delivered. Or have I actually spent 1300 hours staring at a blank screen?

Take another 2.5 years for all I care. I've paid and definitely had my money's worth out of the game so far - even in its unfinished state. Just make sure I get something that looks like a Dying Light/DayZ crossover. Better make that 3.5 years then...

Stunt jumps, of course! OK, that was 2 trucks with one parked in the background, but the rock wasn't big enough for 3...

I can hardly contain my indifference. Maybe you should leave it for two years next time.

Sounds like a server hopper's wet dream.

Returns to game after time away, goes to Elektro, complains of no loot. A splendid example of how the game has evolved and the OP hasn't.

No computer game should/will be allowed to feature killing of children - zombie or otherwise. For obvious reasons.

/end thread.

Ya think? Try http://www.mumsnet.com for a real glimpse of the 8th Circle.

It was kind of coincidental that Ms Freshie was carrying a Winchester (yes, I know it's called a repeater).

CoD:AW

USB headset. No problem.

It's none of my business what they use. I'm here to consume the product, not quibble over every minuscule, nit-picking detail.

I'm not falling for the old "friendly-player-by-the-lake-with-buddies-in-the-trees" scam again. Besides, I only use the Mosin+LRS to enrage the rabbit-fuckers.

You sound like you have 10. Magic haXx0rz opening locked doors with wizardry or player with lockpick? Let the audience decide...

Well aren't you just one big bumper bag of excuses? You light a fire in a building in Cherno then get shot at because hackers? JHFC.

Double tap. It's the only other way to be sure.

Nonsense. You're looking at the alpha version that is, I'm looking at what the game could be.

PvP is the core of your DayZ. What are you going to do when zeds can dodge your axe swing and then grab your arm or knock you down? What about turning a corner in Cherno and finding the street blocked by thirty zeds just waiting to be aggroed by the slightest movement? Or after sniping five zeds with your suppressed AK101 near a crashed helo, you crawl up to loot it and find a ghillied zed gripping your neck and biting your face? When looting up can't be done in twenty minutes, and duped items get wiped every couple of hours, you're not going to be sprinting to the fire station in Elektro for a fight any more. You'll be lucky if your total loot is a mouldy cabbage, a spanner and a Dean "Rocket" Hall bobblehead. Good luck PvPing with that lot.

Oh, there is no shortage of those who would flock to fill henchman/woman vacancies for the opportunity to force others to do their bidding. Several post in this forum.

I think there should be an IQ test as part of the forum sign-up.