AlphaDogMeat .

Silly hobbitses...

Keep quiet, say nothing and no-one will notice team mates dropping dead near you.

I admitted to one of the other players straight away in steam chat, but kept the camera rolling. Gaming ethics dictates you own up to TKs when it happens, but in this case, the video script was writing itself. A public confession would have ruined it,

Some people aren't going to be happy until the game is just: 1. Spawn blinded on a beach. 2. Die of $EFFECT 10 seconds later. 3. Respawn. Anything else is just "super easy" mode for COD kiddies. P.S. My character has survived for 2 years by eating Prigorodki mountain and drinking boiling lava.

If you'd ever cleaned a weapon, you wouldn't bother asking.

That's one aspect, as previously stated. Looting up on an empty/low pop server then hopping to a high pop for some PvP (your chosen specialty) is another aspect of server hopping. Starting on one server then hopping to another for some action isn't immersion-breaking? Don't expect too much sympathy for exploiting the game and then whinging about getting shot whilst doing so. You want to secure a building? Lock the door when you clear a room. Easy.

Considering you keep editing "the damn post" every time someone points out yet another flaw in your logic, then yes - it is that hard. The only things saltier than you right now are your tears of feeble internet rage.

Loots up on empty server; finds server isn't empty. Cries on forums. That's no way to go through life, son...

Great idea. Now, I want an hidden MP5-K holdout with a "death-blossom" switch I can use just before you knock me unconscious for five minutes. Because not realism, fair's fair and everyone wins a prize..

Blender: www.blender.org Has a built-in non-linear video editor: http://www.blendtuts.com/video_editing It's also free.

Realising I'd spent over a thousand hours playing it. That was scary.

I should say not.

You made another account just to post about my YT channel? That's so sweet. Against the forum rules, but sweet.

I did read it. Hence the relevance to the comment about judging a book by its cover. BTW, "Malnutritious" isn't a real word. Thought you should know. On the upside, you'll never post another story on here without thinking about its presentation. Even if you do decide to mess it up to be "edgy" and stuff. Thanks for your concern but please, stop worrying about my YT channel; it's fine, really.

No, it was "Digital Fortress". No-one deserves to have to read that.

SA zombies are still far too sparse and weak. I can take on five and not break sweat, in Dying Light it only took three to corner me and turn me into mince. I want the SA ones to be even more of a threat than that.

Yes. I ended up buying a Dan Brown book. The punishment far outweighed the crime.

May I interest you in one of these bad boys?

You failed your parents, your teachers and yourself. You didn't fail me; I had no expectations of you. I simply didn't read something presented carelessly - much as people don't subscribe to my YT channel to watch things that don't interest them. Now dry your eyes, princess, and try harder in future.

np; dr (No paragraphs; didn't read.)

Spaghetti is a prepared food item, just like tinned food. Oh, and "incentivize" isn't a real word - you meant "reward". Keep the tins, lose the labels - like in the mod.

There's tins of spaghetti all over Chernarus. Swedes, turnips, cabbage, carrots, onions, peas, beans, beet , radish and any other European vegetable should be available instead of junk food.

That's not your call; you're a footsoldier, not a general.

You already have 3PP - how much easier do you want it, FFS? No beans for you.

My SM58 is about 25 years old. It was my stage and recording mic and has just started its new lease of life in youtubing and streaming. I don't expect many of today's headsets will still be around after that long. The Xenyx is the perfect (for me) USB mixer/interface for desk or lap top.