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  1. AlphaDogMeat .

    Do bandits really exist on DayZ Standalone?

    AlphaDogMeat . replied to TheModernGamer94's topic in General Discussion

    Or it could just be they're more articulate than the typical "Waarrgh! I can shooting!!1one!" numbskulls?
  2. AlphaDogMeat .

    Is it just me or inland is really empty?

    AlphaDogMeat . replied to Maselko's topic in General Discussion

    So you're saying DayZ is based on my sex life?
  3. AlphaDogMeat .

    Dayz UN police

    AlphaDogMeat . replied to zrockstar's topic in General Discussion

    Tell me you've all got blue hats. Please, please, wear blue hats.
  4. AlphaDogMeat .
    Can you see things 800m away?
  5. AlphaDogMeat .

    What killed me?

    AlphaDogMeat . replied to lancemich's topic in General Discussion

    You, my friend, were Sporked. Other than getting your affairs in order and making peace with your chosen deity, there is nothing you can do once you have been Marked for Sporking.
  6. AlphaDogMeat .

    Is it just me or inland is really empty?

    AlphaDogMeat . replied to Maselko's topic in General Discussion

    There are plenty of us. Who do you think opens all those doors before you get there?
  7. AlphaDogMeat .
    "I will not make any deals with you. I've resigned. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own."
  8. AlphaDogMeat .

    Alt+Tab

    AlphaDogMeat . replied to smorisson28's topic in General Discussion

    I'm out of cookies, have a meme instead. <img>nelson_munz.jpg</img>
  9. AlphaDogMeat .
    Always with the telling people what to do thing. I bet you like being the "Squad Leader" don't you? I guess you'd better report me for insubordination and failure to follow orders, mate.
  10. AlphaDogMeat .
    Because I don't primarily use my gear to kill other players, but I will defend myself. I've played 150-ish hours, killed 4 people and spoken to a lot more than that. I don't care for your imperious diktat that I be either shoved into a 24/7 codfest or spend the next two years trying to find a private server not run by assholes. Because it's "for my own good.".
  11. AlphaDogMeat .

    EDITED: Are you happy with CURRENT zombie implementation?

    AlphaDogMeat . replied to Grimey Rick's topic in General Discussion

    To play PvP? Forgive me for saying, but I think I see a flaw in your brilliant plan. Realistic zombie survival games tend to have zombies in them, not zombie-shaped 3D wallpaper. If you fire a shot in a high-risk area, you should expect zombies all over you like tramps on a dropped bag of chips. Not through walls though. Obviously.
  12. AlphaDogMeat .
    What do you care whether my reasons are sound or not? I don't particularly like your model for forcing players to play according to your preferences, particularly as you don't seem to understand anything about the RP and PvE aspects of SA. I really think you'd be much happier playing Arma 3 with your clan buddies instead of trying to force people onto crammed SA servers "because it's for their own good". FYI, I'm not being snotty with you. I'm being dismissive; your idea doesn't warrant anything further.
  13. AlphaDogMeat .
    Because not everyone wants to run a gauntlet of clan-warring cods and the associated losers lurking on the fringes of the fight every time they need a tin of beans. Because not everyone plays SA the way you want them to play. Because forcing players onto high pop servers will turn the beach and mil loot locations into turkey shoots for snipers. There's three reasons and I'm not even trying. It's a stupid idea.
  14. AlphaDogMeat .

    My suggestions

    AlphaDogMeat . replied to mazymodz's topic in Suggestions

    Suggestion: Click the Back button in your browser for the CoD forum.
  15. AlphaDogMeat .

    What's your Favorite Weapon right now?

    AlphaDogMeat . replied to Bear Appeared's topic in General Discussion

    The true warrior becomes one with his spork; beans or brains are merely aspects of the inner and outer conflicts he must resolve.
  16. AlphaDogMeat .

    Just a reminder for you when you just spawn in

    AlphaDogMeat . replied to leefriendfield's topic in New Player Discussion

    I'll prepare a press release immediately.
  17. AlphaDogMeat .

    What's your Favorite Weapon right now?

    AlphaDogMeat . replied to Bear Appeared's topic in General Discussion

    Without question, behold - the mighty Spork:
  18. AlphaDogMeat .

    Dual Wielding

    AlphaDogMeat . replied to willhelm's topic in Suggestions

    Dual-wielding pistols is pointless unless you can dive sideways while firing them.
  19. AlphaDogMeat .
    I'm curious - how can you be so sure of the effects of unknown diseases?
  20. AlphaDogMeat .

    whats your rule of engagement on DayZ

    AlphaDogMeat . replied to TrueGiga's topic in General Discussion

    Observation and countermeasures are the key to a successful engagement. Therefore: 1. If it moves, shoot it. 2. If it looks like it might move, shoot it. 3. If it looks like it may have moved previously, shoot it. 4. In all cases, once it's down shoot it again. It's the only way to be sure.
  21. AlphaDogMeat .

    <Name> killed by <Name>

    AlphaDogMeat . replied to ivanoviicrm's topic in Suggestions

    I think it's a great idea. I reckon the person who shoots you should be awarded points for killing you too. Then we could add up all the points to find out who won.
  22. AlphaDogMeat .

    Saving DayZ from the douche bags

    AlphaDogMeat . replied to mysticturbo's topic in General Discussion

    I'm not entirely sure what a douchebag is, but it sounds like it would hold a few litres of QQer's tears...
  23. AlphaDogMeat .
    GAF much?
  24. AlphaDogMeat .

    11 lessons for Bambie

    AlphaDogMeat . replied to rosebud's topic in New Player Discussion

    Bandanas can also be used, tear into rags as per t-shirt. You can also stack rags in your inventory to save space, I.e. 2 t-shirts become 4 rags taking up 1 slot.
  25. AlphaDogMeat .
    Pretty much everything useful had been said about ten pages ago. You think the devs don't know about the spawning and clipping issues, and the next mention will be their Damascene conversion, perhaps?
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