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Without remorse.
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What's your most recent mistake in DayZ?
AlphaDogMeat . replied to zecele's topic in General Discussion
Not my mistake, but dressing in full bandit rig and expecting to survive a NEAF encounter with the guy I sent out to avenge Alexei's murder by bandits was never going to work. You were so convincing too - "There's some food and drink in here. Watch out for that guy outside. Are you with those other survivors?" You were already dead the second I saw your camo'd elbow, mate. -
I want to see the clips he cut out... "Hai!" <punch> Blam! You are dead. That shit would never get old.
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Peoples get potato they deserve.
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Proper Evisceration & Decapitation Would Be Nice
AlphaDogMeat . replied to Deathlove's topic in General Discussion
Welcome to... (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) CSI Chernarus. YEEAAAHHHH! -
Is site for new PotatoWorld Amusement Park.
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I hope it was the body of the bandit scum who stole mine. Bastard.
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Proper Evisceration & Decapitation Would Be Nice
AlphaDogMeat . replied to Deathlove's topic in General Discussion
I'm holding out for the "Pulling The Wings Off Flies" mod. Then we see dat shit get real, bro. -
Wich vehicles do you want to see in the SA?
AlphaDogMeat . replied to Ep1cNiki's topic in General Discussion
All terrain, green energy, individual combat movement units.- 107 replies
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Alexei takes a trip through north Berezino. (Sadly, Alexei was murdered by bandits last night, so Boris will be taking over his duties.) (EDIT: Yes, I did slip up over the leather jacket - he didn't pick that up till after this was shot.)
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I'd like to think he survived, and carried on a little wiser. I probably should have spoken though, dropping my axe from ready and backing off wasn't enough. First time I've noticed the player footprints though...
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Sure, let's have mortars, but with a couple of caveats: 1. The tube carrier can't have anything else in his inventory. No guns, food or any other loot. 2. Ditto for the base-plate carrier. 3. Rounds should be rarer than unicorn shit, and take up 8 inventory slots each. 4. Rounds have a 49% chance of being a dud. 5. Rounds have a 50% chance of premature detonation. 6. Rounds are never, ever accurate - regardless of sights, range tables, calculations or RL experience. 7. Mortar teams (i.e. anyone carrying mortar parts) can only move at 0.25 of normal walking speed. So yes, have the things if you want them, buy pay the price.
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When I meet some scenery that needs suppressing (because let's face it - that's all you'll ever hit), I'm going to regret mocking you.
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Barricading- Will we be able to push couches, tables, chairs, and etc against doors?
AlphaDogMeat . replied to hannibaldaplaya's topic in Suggestions
Great idea. I look forward to the first "Help - bandits barricaded me in a room" post on here. -
Well, I did say it was an idle question. :) A team of 3 wandering from house to house rearranging the pots and pans in Vybor to trigger a full loot respawn at NWAF seems a lot less risky than loot-hopping 10 servers. Though infinitely more boring.
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Just an idle question, but what counts as a looted item? If I pick up, say, a pot then put it down straight away, have I looted it? Could players trigger a full premature loot respawn just by moving every lootable item as they scavenge?
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As a general rule, I don't log out where I wouldn't take a shit. With the exception of toilets, obviously. I mean, who'd want to spawn back in onto someone's lap?
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Send out the call, bro.
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I'm not entirely convinced that wasn't staged, but have the beans for a good job anyway.
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I have a question. I managed 51 seconds. What do I win? Please tell me it's that 51 seconds of my life back.
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Crafting, the future and what *you* want to see
AlphaDogMeat . replied to amiasfree's topic in General Discussion
Lofty Wiseman's survival tin. Ultra rare loot, 1 per server. -
Scofflaws, miscreants and ruffians all. Hang some sense into them, I say.
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Sounds like a zed in search mode. They seem to half-crouch, put their arms out gunslinger-style and look right/left for something to aggro. Very creepy sound thgough.
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So you essentially want a game where you can drive round, collect loot without being bothered by zombies and then hoard it? Have you considered Mario Kart?
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Do bandits really exist on DayZ Standalone?
AlphaDogMeat . replied to TheModernGamer94's topic in General Discussion
How would you define a good player?