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AlphaDogMeat .

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  1. AlphaDogMeat .

    Would you want back the reloading sounds when connecting?

    10 seconds of yodelling should do the trick.
  2. AlphaDogMeat .

    Changing the ridiculous loot spawns

    Thank you for that master class in completely missing my point.
  3. AlphaDogMeat .

    Changing the ridiculous loot spawns

    You don't buy into the possibility that whoever looted the mil/pol location in the time before you arrived may have picked up some of the mil/pol firearms and dropped their old .22/shotgun/crossbow? It's a plausible working explanation that accounts for the mix of items. Disregard spawning - it's just the mechanism to generate the items.
  4. AlphaDogMeat .

    Alternatives to the ballistic helmet

    I'm torn between: and In one case - metal, in other case - handle. So hard to choose... Sod it, I'll stick with good old bread.
  5. AlphaDogMeat .

    Vegetarian Survivors

    Potato.
  6. AlphaDogMeat .

    Discussion on the "Hide body" option

    Absolutely. You win at internets.
  7. AlphaDogMeat .

    Discussion on the "Hide body" option

    Oh dear. I'll have to concede this argument to your masterly tactical skills. I mean, who would dare argue with someone whose first reaction to gunfire and a funeral pyre is to run to that very spot, shouting "Surprise, mothafucka!"?
  8. AlphaDogMeat .

    Discussion on the "Hide body" option

    Hold up the ranting there, chief. It would signal everyone where the body was/is - the only sort of tactical dimwit that would stick around a burning body is the sort of tactical dimwit who quibbles over the weight of bodies and other "realistic" minutae in a game featuring zombies and magical floating eyeballs.
  9. AlphaDogMeat .

    Discussion on the "Hide body" option

    Nonsense. Denial of resources is a valid tactic, tried and tested.
  10. AlphaDogMeat .

    Do You Need Anything?

    Where's Admiral Akbar when you need him?
  11. AlphaDogMeat .

    Discussion on the "Hide body" option

    Out: Hide body In: Burn body You must be carrying matches.
  12. AlphaDogMeat .

    Changing the ridiculous loot spawns

    You forgot to read Post #3.
  13. AlphaDogMeat .

    Describe your dayz experience in 1 word

    Variable.
  14. AlphaDogMeat .

    I should have known better

    DayZ - Whatever doesn't kill you breaks your legs.
  15. AlphaDogMeat .

    What has the standalone become ?

    Which part of "packs of griefing noobs" was unclear? Good luck with shooting a leg while 5 of them are whaling the snot out of you with their new uberfist powers.
  16. AlphaDogMeat .

    What has the standalone become ?

    Cue packs of griefing noobs provoking players into killing them...
  17. AlphaDogMeat .

    Perks/skills/professions/stats

    I'm kinda for this, but I feel it may not be to the female players' liking...
  18. I think the dev team are all busy working on the new Special Infected and the banjo melee weapon...
  19. AlphaDogMeat .

    Perks/skills/professions/stats

    A Chaotic Neutral Burger-flipper appears!
  20. Nasty little videoses, nasty little sqeakers. We hates it forever.
  21. AlphaDogMeat .

    You are fully geared, would you shoot these people?

    I would murder them for taking part in forums polls instead of playing SA. There's no excuse for that sort of thing.
  22. AlphaDogMeat .

    High Pop, Low Pop, Why Pop?

    Airlocks. You and your buddies enter a pre-game airlock type of arrangement and click OK when everyone is in. Once you're locked, your server list will now show only servers with space for n or more players, where n is your squad size. The list still doesn't show the total amount of players, just that you'll all fit on. As for bases and stored gear, that will need to wait for private hives.
  23. AlphaDogMeat .

    High Pop, Low Pop, Why Pop?

    That's how we work in Ideas. You seem a bright chap, you tell us how you'd get round it, were it to be introduced as a fait accomplit. Oh, and railguns? Pfft. Knife missiles FTW.
  24. AlphaDogMeat .

    Please add back the old spawn

    Where's the option for IDGAF?
  25. AlphaDogMeat .

    High Pop, Low Pop, Why Pop?

    You don't like the idea. Fine. I get it. Just spare me all the "PvP - My cold dead hands... 131% of everybody agrees with me, so there." nonsense, OK? It demeans us both - you for writing it and me to have to read it.
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