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AlphaDogMeat .

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  1. AlphaDogMeat .

    plz do the new patch with this

    I'm not saying it's right, but right now a newspawn can fell a geared-up player with a single punch and speed-loot his unconscious body in less than a minute.
  2. AlphaDogMeat .

    plz do the new patch with this

    Right now, it pretty much is.
  3. AlphaDogMeat .

    The Night of Bad Luck.. aka, The Curse of the AKM

    Fishing works, then. I just got a great big bite. ☺ I never thought for a moment you were a clogger.
  4. AlphaDogMeat .

    The Night of Bad Luck.. aka, The Curse of the AKM

    You know what they say - when ya gotta combat log, ya gotta combat log...
  5. AlphaDogMeat .

    Dayz Standalone - Balota airfield Pvp

    I question the use of the word "clever" in there. Except if you have a telepathic link to a 5m invisible giant who follows you around everywhere in real life, of course. Then it's game on.
  6. AlphaDogMeat .

    Experimental patch..what a winner!

    Hell, yeah. From DM to CTF. Big fucking whoop.
  7. AlphaDogMeat .

    A Friendly Mode - No Zombies

    I see an urgent need for servers with just zombies and no players. We could call it Day. It would be so awesum and cool.
  8. AlphaDogMeat .

    In-game murphy's law algorithm need tweaking urgently!

    To find beans, first you must cease searching for beans.
  9. AlphaDogMeat .

    You hear someone say, "Hello?"

    4. Suicide.
  10. AlphaDogMeat .

    Night time suggestion

    As it seems to be permanently autumn, why not chuck in a permanent harvest moon?
  11. 1. Tough. 2. Don't go AFK in popular buildings. 3. Next time, have something worth looting, OK? A month ago, I might have waited, given you food and drink maybe. Now I just put 2 in your head, then searched and hid your body. This is what the game has made me into - a flint-hearted, emotionless killer. My only regret is wasting one bullet; what was I thinking?
  12. AlphaDogMeat .

    To the guy I killed in Gorka police station today...

    Postscript: Tonight I was hunted down and killed like a dog. Which was nice.
  13. Tell me that was you: http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/196408-to-the-guy-i-killed-in-gorka-police-station-today/ There's beans in it for you... :beans:
  14. But if they stay, they end up in here going full "OMFGZ!! Game is borkend!!1!1". Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind.
  15. AlphaDogMeat .

    To the guy I killed in Gorka police station today...

    Go on - think harder. You'll get there. To the rest, thank you for your warm words of encouragement and inspiration. If I've stopped just one newspawn from straying away from the coast thinking they're safe then it's all been worthwhile.
  16. What a brilliant idea. http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/191200-high-pop-low-pop-why-pop/
  17. AlphaDogMeat .

    You are Dead at the N W A F Fire station tower

    Incorrect. See post #7. HV rounds travel faster than sound.
  18. AlphaDogMeat .

    identify cause of death

    CSI Chernarus. (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
  19. AlphaDogMeat .

    spray mark buildings as searched

    I open doors of houses I haven't searched. I'd mark them as well if it were possible. Just so you know.
  20. AlphaDogMeat .

    Vadalism

    Just...
  21. AlphaDogMeat .

    How important should vehicles Be in the SA?

    Great. So as well as Medicaid, we'll have Dave's Dial-A-Taxi to get the respawns straight back to the deathmatch.
  22. AlphaDogMeat .

    Arma3 Third person fix mod...thoughts?

    It's entirely the issue. In 3PP, Player 1's magic eyeball can see over a wall/around corners because of his proximity, 10m away, Player 2's can't. Same rules, different result. Because parallax. Science wins; your argument is not only invalid, but provably so. All you have left is arguing semantics and nitpicking. Enjoy.
  23. AlphaDogMeat .

    Arma3 Third person fix mod...thoughts?

    1. Physics is the issue. You stand next to a wall or corner of a building and your floating eyeball can see clear to the horizon, player Z 10m away from you can't get enough parallax separation between himself and his magic eyeball to see round your corner/over your wall. Result = advantage to you, even though you both have the same ability. In 1PP, from the same positions, neither player would be able to see the other. Which brings us to: 4. There's nothing subjective about physics, mate. See 1. 9. It's not cheating. However, magic eyeballs don't belong in a survival sim, they belong in Mario Kart and shooters-on-rails and suchlike. Hence 3PP DayZ being known as DayZ Junior or DayZ Lite. I reckon the OP is being too generous - switching between 1P/3PP should involve menus, in-game web browsers and hard-to-decipher Captcha boxes.
  24. AlphaDogMeat .

    Server Resets are getting a bit frustrating.

    Just swap packs, then put yours in the new one. When safe, put your old one in your hands and move the items across.
  25. Try hitting it in the head instead of waving around like a limp lettuce leaf.
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