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It's a fun pistol to chase down new spawns imo

Global chat would take so much away from the SA now think of the metagaming (even tho thats teamspeaks job) I'm happy with direct although I'd love a admin contact chat, more or less the same as direct except every admin online will get the message. Would help a'lot in regards to hackers and wall glitchers

ew MLP

Only if you pry the can of raid from my hands

Build your own computer and don't play DayZ Goodluck!

Sweeeeeet! I can't wait. Thanks!

Any idea when the new update is supposed to be released or have the devs given up yet? Getting tired of horrible frames/massive lag and the floods of hackers. The game is getting rather stale but after seeing a few experimental videos, I honestly can't wait. seems as if people shifted to stary sobor now and I also really like the helicopter crash sites... that and that sexy AKM I haven't gotten a chance to shoot.

So wait, This is supposed to be a REALISTIC zombie SURVIVAL PVP game. You seriously implying if this shit really happened, nobody would lie? That shit makes it fucking interesting, same with people who KOS. Get's the adrenaline pumping when it turns out they aren't as friendly as they said. I hate those people who say bandits and KOS ruin the game, yes I know the element of interacting as gone waaay down when the mod was released but that's what was expected when the game got popular.

So, I join off a friend and get a 99 second timer. When it counts down It just get's stuck on "please wait.." after waiting for a bit I just leave and rejoin, another 99 seconds. after that I still get stuck on "please wait.." and end up leaving and rejoining. On the third rejoin I get around 30 - 40 seconds timer and then I finally join. What's happening here? I've heard that they made it look like the timer starts from 99 seconds but in reality it's actually 200 seconds it just doesn't tell you the remaining seconds left, just please wait. anyone else having trouble with this or am I the only one?

My first kill was at balota with a SKS back when the SKS was a piece of shit. Some guy looting was so oblivious running towards me whilst I was hiding in a bush inbetween the ATC and those warehouses, As he got close I popped up and took at least 7 shots at him until I knocked him out, I then went up to his body without reloading, realized he was unconscious and started to wack him with an axe. Finally killed him and after I did, he started saying "IM RECORDING MAN, YOU TELEPORTING HACKING SCUM FAGGOT" I then replied with "you're just mad" and ironically he then called me mad and said I'd get VAC banned and logged so I couldn't loot his shit. I guess that's the mentality you'd expect when 80% of the fan base are dumb fucks.

hm? I assume you're correcting me

good video minus the intro!

10/10 nothing beats dem forum admin jokes! Also, trying to hear germans speak english in a threatening way is hilarious. should of kept to typing

See what you do dean? No amount of beans can forgive suicidal thoughts.