onkel (DayZ)
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Said it before: the game needs lock on mechanics. Every drunk idiot can still land a punch to the body in real life... not in this game. Instead wild clunky and shaky fists that fly everywhere. Also: add a option to grab someone from behind and choke or at least hold him.
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This is how dumb punching is in this game.
onkel (DayZ) replied to shaeg's topic in General Discussion
You know what? In my eyes hand to hand combat in this game is still to weak even. We need some kind of lock on aiming system while fighting with bare hands. Every mid forty casual family man can land some punches to the body in real life...even while the target is moving. Why not in this game? Plus: where is the Button to grab someone from behind and push them to the ground? (Of course with the counter if you see the attack coming) All this stutter shaky shimmy spastic reaching with those stiff hands is way to robotic -
How do you know the one raising the gun on his fresh spawn "buddy" wasnt about to kill the dude and just got interrupted by your shots? Just because he screams "bandit" doesnt mean hes not killing the bambi come next opportunity
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So after roughly 300 hours since I trusted my last random person...
onkel (DayZ) replied to Grimey Rick's topic in General Discussion
Somewhere in this thread there is a medic guy who said he trusted a dude with a gasmask on. I dont trust anybody who dresses like he thinks he is bad ass in this game... -
I really dont want to spoil you or something, but: stuff like that happens ALL THE TIME in this game. No, really dude.cool story tho
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I will a game called beta and play it alpha even it 1.0 retail. Next time alpha it retailed beta. I swear to god
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I once entered the ship and it just took off and flew away. With no regard for human life. True story.
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If a player dies: prevent him from respawning on the same server for 2 hours. Problem solved.
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what? Not?
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A vietnamese female sniper called the bitch is known by most to be the first to use a ghillie suit in combat. Did you know?
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1 fact 90% of you didn't know before.
onkel (DayZ) replied to HeroOfTheHeros's topic in General Discussion
Did you guys know that all languages originate from a small folk called the .... in southcentral africa? That language is mostly characterized by a clicking sound. True Story. -
payday 2 M4 and weapons compared to dayz
onkel (DayZ) replied to gannon46's topic in General Discussion
Nice try kid. But i dont care about what you tell me.You are just words on a white screen to me -
payday 2 M4 and weapons compared to dayz
onkel (DayZ) replied to gannon46's topic in General Discussion
See, you bit. -
payday 2 M4 and weapons compared to dayz
onkel (DayZ) replied to gannon46's topic in General Discussion
Its just a game. -
I dont even understand the thread as a whole
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Bob was in the elevator. His wife was at home. And bob was in the elevator...
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Where are the updates? **crickets chirping**
onkel (DayZ) replied to Spinnyd223's topic in General Discussion
Op is right. -
8 For my own safety
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What exactly do you need help with?
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Why co-operate if you're gonna get shot anyways?
onkel (DayZ) replied to Goddam Firestations's topic in General Discussion
Live in the woods. I once killed 4 geared up guys with just a mosin. Shoot change position, shoot change position... Not once did i leave the bushes.. not even for loot. Went straight back to my hide out.. Never again seen since then. Oh wait, did i just tell you about how satisfying killing is in this game? -
Make the environment more realistic instead and thr insanity for the loners will come naturally. Why do you guys always want to dictate emotions and feelings or psychological effects through game mechanic when a well depicted world in itself has the power to unleash those things. I thought this is what day z was supposed to be anyways....
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Nah, i aint even playing the game no more. Just reading stuff on these forums. Here i find enough amusement and entertainment for my taste... Iam a real happy dude.
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I have a suggestive/explict dayz themed experience that I'm dying to share
onkel (DayZ) replied to Franklysaid's topic in General Discussion
All you women are obese and chubby in real life anyways. Otherwise why on earth would you seriously care to dive that deep into a virtual gaming experience.. all the way to the point where you put yourselfs in positioniert to feel sexually attracted towards an probably 20 year old low life? Oh wait: iam that dude Edit: actually iam 30 tho -
I have a suggestive/explict dayz themed experience that I'm dying to share
onkel (DayZ) replied to Franklysaid's topic in General Discussion
"NOTE: If you think it would make a difference to your reading experience, yes, I'm a woman" For my reading experience it did, yes. Very much. -
^^ The moment those surpressors work, none of your theories come true.