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onkel (DayZ)
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There are no godmode hacks anymore
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So you hit him in the head, then the chest and he calmly loots your friend clean and blasts you with his then brandnew m4? What did you do in the meantime?
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I rather would ask myself the question how he manages to grab your friends m4 and kill you with it AFTER you already hit him once in the head. You guys....
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I Found The Killer (Lengthy Survivor Diary)
onkel (DayZ) replied to Knock (DayZ)'s topic in General Discussion
"The only reason I found him was because he was stupid enough to keep the music playing" Yeah right -
^^^ Why do you have threes in your name? They look like "E". Only backwards.
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If you had to pick a side, would you consider yourself Good or Evil?
onkel (DayZ) replied to crazyandlazy's topic in General Discussion
There was this guy in the banana suit north of kamyshovel and he says "dont be a dick let me wear your yellow construction helmet" I say "nah." -
What are you guys doing on those fkn airfields anyways? There aintno planes there. Beyond me LOL
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We are inducting a large number of new people to the team, effectively doubling the whole project. Explain.
onkel (DayZ) replied to 360Nation's topic in General Discussion
No. NO! Absolutely NO! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! -
What I expected and what actually happened (...)
onkel (DayZ) replied to Miquinei's topic in General Discussion
Did that too once, holding this fully kitted guy with my empty ass mosin. In the end after i made him put all his stuff on the ground but his m4 i am like:"lets exchange weapons" His response something like "dude you serious?" Probably checking out my scoped mosin. But yeah, we end up switching firepower and as soon as he picks my mosin up he straight up points it at me. Click click Had to shoot him, too rude for my taste -
Iam not exactly sure, but maybe you are the one sounding stupid?
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Why would you try going through a wall in the first place? Use the door, they are clippy enough.
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so iam wandering through the woods and iam wondering: "where is lutz?" i cant find him, because he didnt grow a beard in time! and his clothes looked the same! even after 2 weeks of mud, earth, slimey grimey, filthy worms. woodmen and earthcrawler should grow beards and they should stink when entering Cherno! yes?
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I told dean hall rocket developer put beards in the game. He said: "post it on reddit" I made this thread.
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Feuerwehr?
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maybe you could select the age of your beard instead?
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Is it too much to ask for smooth controls?
onkel (DayZ) replied to infiltrator's topic in General Discussion
what are "smooth controls"? -
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