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A ripped page from a book lies before you and your curiosity gets the best of you... The Rejection of Slacks 1:1 There shalt be no pants. Thou shalt not wear pants. 1:2 And upon the land did disease consume those with coverings upon their legs. Thee unclean, unholy spreading filth, unable to see clean undergarments; ye are the flesh eaters, ye are the guilty. 1:3 Remove thine pants. Thou art constrained with pants. Be free. 1:4 And the pant wearer shalt see divine justice enacted upon them by the divine without empathy. And those who remove their pants will be divine, for HE who is without pants is amongst us. Thou Shalt Make the Wearers of Pants Repent 2:1 Unclean heathen blasphemers, knees of warmth; take their pants. 2:2 The impure must kneel upon the earth, repentant without pants. 2:3 The tainted must consume fruit as rotten as their soul, with their knees upon the land. For the fruit is their flesh, the fruit is their way. 2:4 Thus they, the unhygienic must be left, bound to the land that they defiled without pants. The Divine Pilgrimage 3:1 If one runneth from the shore upon The Great Road to the Great Temple in Electro without pants without shoes or coverings upon the flesh, they surely shalt be of the pure. 3:2 If one who completeth the Great Pilgrimage without food, without water - their souls are fed with redemption, for they are the just and no longer wicked. 3:3 And upon the Great Pilgrimage shalt be those who protect the guiltless, the newly baptized from the evils of those that squeak or wearers of pants. 3:4 Raising a weapon for great justice in defense of your brothers and sisters is smiled upon by HE who wears no pants. 3:5 Those who defile the Way by either innocence or intrusive conduct in the Great Pilgrimage shall be detached, and sent asunder by way of death at the hands of the Great Protectors. The defiler of the truth must spill their blood to quench the fires of the ultimate blasphemy. Woe 4:1 Woe unto those who wear pants, for it is written and now it is known. 4:2 Woe unto those who ~the page is ripped here and missing the rest of the content~

That picture was taking before "The Great Truth" was upon us laddie. I am forgiven and cleansed now. As you will be, soon - one way or another.

I'm telling you bro, it is how the Z apocalypse started! People were not able to see the cleanliness of each others underwear, and thus infections began. No wonder why the developers don't want a back story to this... it could get gruesome.

Stop being cocky and read the thread is all he is saying. Stop pretending like he is in the wrong and actually read wtf this thread is about instead of acting all high and mighty. This is a known issue, and it is annoying. I bet if it was happening to you, you would be crying all over the forums... only to be met with someone that has your "me, me, me - always right" mentality. Good luck with that.

I'm sorry... but. really? LOL :/ come on... My character can see with 100% color, the zombie/player never injures my character and once combat is over the vision gets blurry. It is a bug, plain and simple. The OP and I are not the only people with this very annoying problem (try fighting multiple zombies at the same time with this *blur* feature when you are not even getting hit by the attacker) And yes, if the game says I am healthy - it is a computer game, programmed to tell me if I am healthy or not. If I am not healthy, and the game is reporting I am; that would be called a bug bro.

Hey; maybe try reading the thread instead of looking a bit more than silly 'kay? We already stated that our characters are healthy, energized, hydrated, have blood etc. The blur never goes away unless you go to the video config menu. It is not a health/shock related issue... *I REPEAT: IT IS NOT A HEALTH OR SHOCK RELATED ISSUE*

^ exactly.

I get pretty decent *FPS, but I also built one hell of a computer. You might want to investigate what budget you might fit into with different aspects of building your own PC. Me: Windows 7 64bit Mother Board: Asus M5A97 LE R2.0 CPU: AM3+ 6core (FX6300) RAM: 32GB DDR3 Corsair (yes, excessive - but used for some video production/RAM disk etc) 2TB HDD with 500GB SSD PSU: 850w GPU: MSI Radeon R9 280x (good luck finding these cards cuz of crypto currency mining, but if you do the price is jacked up 150-200%) *Note: FPS is cities completely suck, even on my rig. That isn't your computers fault, but non-ironed out issues the development team faces before going retail.

Your judgement shall be harsh, unclean vermin.

*at least* (not one word) *struggling* (no "e" needed when using an "ing" word). *and I still have no problem reading and translating all of the signs that are either in English or Russian* You're welcome. :P And, no I am not trying to be a dick by correcting grammar. I have a lot of friends over seas and they always have me proof read stuff they write in English.

Zombies or players? I am near Balota atm; I like playing on the hardcore servers as a lone survivor. If it is zombies, imma check it out :D

At least he isn't wearing pants. The ancients knew not to wear pants.

Mooky32, He will turn into one of the infected soon. That is how it begins.

Geckofrog7 You didn't read the page that was found. The infection was started by the wearers of pants, from their unclean habits. Contributing to the problem rather than helping to find a cure/solution will indeed bring upon much bloodshed. May HE who Wears No Pants attribute swift justice upon you.

No Shirts are fine, as long as there are No Pants. Once HE comes to the temple of Pants, all will witness his technological glory.

I hate to say it - but that simply isn't the case. If a zombie/player or what ever grazes me without any injury, and I am hydrated and energized - the effects do not go away at all. This is always after combat. I have seen a lot of people posting about this issue, and I don't understand what is causing it either.

Sure this has to have been asked before, I looked searched etc - but didn't find a thing. So all of us are technically paying to alpha/beta test this game for the devs, and I was wondering when it eventually goes full retail; are we going to have to purchase it again at the upped price? Or will our copies of the Alpha/Beta etc turn magically into retail versions? thx

I think shopping carts are essential. What zombie movie/tv show is without them??? Shopping carts fo' sho

*Rubs hands together* sooo a No Pants Apocalyptic cult security force?!? I LOVE IT!!!! :D See, part of being in the cult of the god of No Pants is that you have to run down the road naked, hungry and thirsty until you get to the Temple (church) in Elektro to show your penance - and death shall usually show its head. I only mess around like that on the experimental servers. What those squeakers did teach me is: in the regular Alpha - I am not a friendly to them and will KoS. I know that aspect won't die down and some people can't take a joke - but 10-14 year old kids just sitting on a hill top popping off new spawns is a pretty lame way to play a game. I do hope they put some kind of humanizing element in this game though, because with out it - the only challenges are to watch out for people, and then the game gets really lonely - especially wandering around by yourself. I mean, if the challenge is to avoid people, kill zombies and keep yourself hydrated and fed - I have already won several times over.

pete1601 must be 14 or younger judging from his response and birth date in his screen name 1/6/01 LOL 13 years old much bro? haha! Don't worry, we are all coming for the squeakers ;)

Well, yeah - there was a lot of people getting cut down at spawn points, including myself and we were trying to have a little fun with it to be honest. In experimental mode, a lot of the time you will get shot for wearing pants in Electro. And you are right; we shouldn't have been anywhere near the road at all (and under normal alpha I hardly ever go near any roads) - but you see we were pilgrims on our "tribulation mission" to visit the almighty temple of the No Pants God(yes, actually I am kind of serious LOL). So; no - those characters who got killed didn't matter at all. What kind of sucks tho is that that there are a lot of people picking on fresh spawns. Even if people (like me) wanted to have a little fun with the game; like taking all of your clothes off and running to Electro - you can't... it was kind of a bummer. I think the only think to do in experimental servers atm is KoS or troll other players... which really doesn't help development at all, which is why I switched back to regular alpha. The guy in my avi with the sks still exists, and I have kept him alive for about 5 days now (in regular Alpha servers). I know he will eventually get killed, looted and forgotten about - and I can deal with that. Anyhow - the only reason we were running on the road in our undies was to have a little fun, and some young children couldn't deal with that. Here is the funny thing: there were three of us; all killed by the same kiddies, new spawned and running on the road. We decided to run to Elektro naked. ;) hah.

If you are hiring when that happens, I would love to work for you.

No way do I want to remove the KoS/Banditry - that isn't what I am saying. I gave you some beans because you made a bunch of good points. I just tried out a high population experimental server because I watched a few youtube videos and it looked like people were having a blast. It took me 3 attempts to enter Elektro, I was held up on the road (wearing absolutely nothing but shoes), and was going to be handcuffed/poisoned and I ran away and they shot me. I was also shot in the back (wearing nothing but shoes) running through the forest trying to get around KoS players. The thing about it is, these people are just killing because they can - no other reason. Usually, the person behind the keyboard is a child about 10-12 commanding you to get on your knees so they can cuff you and force feed you poison... or, they just plain see you trying to get somewhere and snipe you as a new spawn. It is stupid, and ridiculous. Maybe there does need to be "protection" from armed players until bambi's get weapons - I don't know what the solution is; but these high pitched squeaky voiced children are ruining the game for a lot of us adults.

Mr. Sinister, You sir have my beans. Beautifully written! Agree 100% with everything you stated :)

Thanks everyone for clarifying :)