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Tell a kid not to do something and... "Please be aware that our Early Access offer is a representation of our core pillars, and the framework we have created around them. It’s a work in progress and therefore contains a variety of bugs. We strongly advise you not to buy and play the game at this stage unless you clearly understand what Early Access means and are interested in participating in the ongoing development cycle. Please keep in mind that we do not expect to reach Beta status sooner than the end of 2014." Quote from Airplane: "Shana, they bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into. l say, let them crash!"

Did you guys know that vegetarian cuisine in Huttese is kim***loomba. Didn't think so. Now you both look stupid together. You are welcome.

Considering how sarcastic and troll-like I am on these boards, I have zero legs to stand on to take any offense. No stress. This thread was supposed to be my anti-waaa to all the waaa waaa types who post waaa waaa on these boards. Guess it didn't work. Ho-hum

Doubts? Yes. Me doubts you and yous words. I'z vary smarts, thanks. Yous not call me smarts.

1. Survival. I've actually parked my main to await for the next patch... I feel like I've accomplished a lot in a short period of time and really don't want to loose everything in a split second to a KoS type. 2. What are the big cities like? I'm using my hardcore character to play around. Try the sh_t I'm not willing to do with my geared one.

Ask Shakespeare, I guess ^_^

Couldn't agree more. Well said.

Myself as well. Was having fun with a baseball bat until the first military zombie showed up with his damn helmet :lol: no more homeruns... nom nom nom

Amen.

Baron Harkonnen: "He who controls the Spice controls the universe."

You rock, sir - cheers!

Before: You wont become a moderator so you might as well give up now. After: You wont become a moderator as you can not comprehend basic reading skills so you might as well give up now. Nice edit. Thank you for taking the time to expand on your zinger. It took you an hour to get yoiur answer on the boards. It took me 2 minutes to use google. Your choice, slick.

but my application?!? They said they'd read my application!!!

[crickets]

Я не раздражен, но я понимаю вашу точку.

Oh for the love of Pete... http://dayz.gamepedia.com/Status_Effects#Sick Sick Symptoms Can be caused by several different conditions. And is possible to have several sickness effects stacked on top of each other. Over eating - Vomiting Light Food Poisoning - Strange taste in mouth messages. "I'm feeling nauseous" in WHITE text. Blood loss and increased water loss. Medium Food Poisoning - Strange taste in mouth messages. "I'm feeling nauseous" in RED text. Blood loss and increased water loss. Vomiting Chemical Poisoning - Strange taste in mouth messages. "I'm feeling nauseous" in RED text. Rapid blood and health loss. Greatly increased water loss. Repeated vomiting. Blood Type Incompatibility - Death Causes Over eating - Eating too much food. Light Food poisoning - 50% chance from eating rotten fruit or 75% from drinking Alcohol Tincture. Medium Food Poisoning - 5% chance from eating rotten fruit or 20% chance from Alcohol Tincture Chemical Poisoning - 100% chance from consuming Disinfectant Spray Blood Type Incompatibility - Having incompatible blood transfused into you. Treatment Over eating - Stop eating food for a few minutes. Until the vomiting passes. Roughly 30 min should be enough. Food Poisoning - Consume Charcoal tablets. The sickness status will remain for a few minutes, but the food poisoning effects will cease. Chemical Poisoning - No way to cure. Only way to survive, is to endure it. Being in healthy status and consuming water regularly, should allow you to toughen it out. If you're not in healthy status, then this will most likely lead to death. Blood Type Incompatibility - No treatment possible. Be sure to always test each other’s blood, before transfusing blood. Thank you google!

Dude has 220 posts on these boards. He ate a rotten piece of food to cure hunger. Hahahaha... [ahem] hahahahahaha...

Hahahaha... good thinking. Go hug a zombie. You'll get a trip to the beach afterwards. Don't worry about packing. You'll get a flashlight and a battery once you arrive.

alpha

Premise of a server hopper? Not sure what you mean, sir. Yes, the server reset but that would be expected after a night logged-off, right? Or is it the fact that I only logged in to check my surroundings before logging off again?

That's the only reason I bought the alpha. Once I heard I could camo my mosin, I was sold. Far as I'm concerned, Dean could have jumped ship months ago once the camo mosin concept was released. Now if only I could camo my toe. I would have camotoe. [cough]... [taps mic] This thing on?

What part about "this is an alpha - don't buy it" didn't you understand?

Suck my balls.

That's not my waterbottle!!! [ok, I have no idea what that means... apologies]

Rocket's new studio is dreamy. Love what he did with the drapes. I'm so jelly.